If we were all animals....

reddy123

what kind of animals would we be?   (inspired by Seshat and Jasmine)

I'm imagining SB a version of Fantastic Mr. Fox.

Try naming a few others before you name yourself.

Anysunrise

I picture Blue as a peacock.

Seshat as a lynx. 

Cew as a blue whale (solely for the giant penis).

AllAboutTheBenjamin

The deer comment in the love fest thread?  I just about fell off my chair because it was both hilarious - but strangely spot on!

I will have to think of this for a while...

beatlesgirl25

M&M would be a swan, except not as bitchy. Jas would be a very well-behaved, adorable Lab puppy. OWN would be a wise and statuesque crane. 

reddy123

I agree that jasmine is a momma deer.

And in that same thread I called Tide the forest spirit from Princess Monoke, and even though it's not an animal, I'm sticking to it.

Seshat- mermaid

M&M- trying to get the meteor out of my head, I think you would be a fox.

Cew- a female lion, but with a mane.

It's harder to pick one for myself...

And I almost just called Nebb a turtle, but I know that's not right... it will come to me.

Someone sassy will just have to elect themselves the badger or wolverine. I love this animal, but can't bring myself to calling someone that.

jasmineh7777

OWN- gazelle

Missy-Sparrow

Aprove-Zebra, because of her fashion sense...this may only be making sense to me.

jasmineh7777

I see Seshat as a snow leapord.

Reddy- Wolf

reddy123

OWN is totally a crane!

Nebb is an owl

katiewhompus

It made sense in my head!!

I still say Jas is a deer.

I love Blue as a peacock (but a crazy female peacock with cool plumage), or maybe a sun conure.

I think Cew is a chinchilla.

I have to think about Seshat. I have the qualities in mind but can't think of the exact animal.

rhodesign

J&K is a kitty. in a box. or perhaps on the stairs.


too easy?

[Deleted User]

I'm torn between accepting lynx or mermaid or snow leopard. I want to be both because both are equally awesome.

Jas-I'm sticking with katie and going with deer.

Betrothed-lioness

OWN-either a barred or barn owl, they are both wise and beautiful

KD-wild mare. I imagine you as having a bit of a wild streak but still elegant

AATB-something scrappy and brave, like a fox.

I'll think of more on my lunch break, this takes time and thought!

kd.joseph

Shelly -is a Giraffe

Jas- I can see as a deer. Had a momma and her baby in my yard yesterday.

OWN- is a lioness with cubs.

East- is well duh a bunny.

Seshat- is a cat, like me.

I'll think of more at lunch.

jasmineh7777

Lenore is a raven.

dmiller9274

I need to think about this.  One thing I do know for sure, Jas is NOT an octopus.

beatlesgirl25

Is frail whore an animal? Because that would obviously be me.

jasmineh7777

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[QUOTE]I need to think about this.  One thing I do know for sure, Jas is NOT an octopus.
Posted by dmiller9274[/QUOTE]

haha. Damn straight! ;)

jasmineh7777

Beatles- You are a song bird.

Katie- You are a dolphin.

PetraStonegirl

I'll play.

I agree the OWN would have to be a gorgeous, statuesque crane, and Jas a deer, and Seshat a lynx.

We've got to come up with something different than a turtle for Nebb, she's too quick for that. I say an eagle. Strong and wise, always a joy to see when she comes soaring in, and she's got the talons to defend herself, if needed. 

I'd say AATB would be a horse. Not is a buck-toothed Mr Ed kind of way, but in an pretty, mane-streaming-in-the-wind kind of way.

reddy123

Roxy is a finch that eats out of Snow White's hand.

KD is a farm cat that kills all the rats.

East is not a bunny, unless it's the one from Holy Grail. East is a Condor.

if East is a Condor, betrothed would be either a peregrine falcon or an Anaconda.

MeaghanandMichael

Beatles is Sunshine Bear, Cew is a Liger, AATB is a jackrabbit, Reddy is definitely a wolf - but with a sweet wolfpack, Lenore is a hen, I want to be a pig in shiit

SarahPLiz

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[QUOTE]Not very creative but I imagine everyone as unicorns...unicorns are technically animals right?<strong> That or My Little Pony-looking horses in pastel colors.</strong>
Posted by Champagne Supernova[/QUOTE]

<div>I like this. I was thinking along the lines of Care Bears..</div>

reddy123

Petra- I changed my mind and said Nebb is an owl. I knew turtle wasn't right for someone who lifts weights

jasmineh7777

MIAF- is a bunny. She runs in that field of wildflowers in the opening of Little House on the Prairie.

PetraStonegirl

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[QUOTE]Petra- I changed my mind and said Nebb is an owl. I knew turtle wasn't right for someone who lifts weights :)
Posted by reddy123[/QUOTE]

<div>I spotted that after I hit send. Also, I said eagle, but I totally think you're right. Owl is better.</div>

[Deleted User]

Reddy-okapi (based entirely on your wedding photos). So much a part of nature that you're rarely seen, a rare breed, and seeming to be a mix of different yet equally awesome animals.

katie-giraffe, because they are gorgeous, gentle, picturesque, and quiet yet their personality shines through.

LC-gannet. Fierce, brave, don't take crap from anyone. Also beautiful and one of the most unique birds I've ever worked with (not that I've worked with you, just saying).

Roxy-zebra. always unique.

staceytaylor0704

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[QUOTE]Not very creative but I imagine everyone as unicorns...unicorns are technically animals right? That or My Little Pony-looking horses in pastel colors.
Posted by Champagne Supernova[/QUOTE]

Unicorns!

[Deleted User]

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[QUOTE]AATB is a lemur, I don't know why I want to say that though...do you like to move it move it, AATB?
Posted by rhonwynv[/QUOTE]

Ha! I had to cover my mouth and laugh at that one. I love King Julian.

beatlesgirl25

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[QUOTE]Roxy is a finch that eats out of Snow White's hand. KD is a farm cat that kills all the rats. <strong>East is not a bunny, unless it's the one from Holy Grail.</strong> East is a Condor. if East is a Condor, betrothed would be either a peregrine falcon or an Anaconda.
Posted by reddy123[/QUOTE]

Hahaha! True.

jasmineh7777

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: If we were all animals.... : Hahaha! True.
Posted by beatlesgirl25[/QUOTE]

Run away! Run away!

beatlesgirl25

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: If we were all animals.... : Run away! Run away!
Posted by jasmineh7777[/QUOTE]

DED, I am cracking up now thinking of that bunny!

AllAboutTheBenjamin

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[QUOTE]Heels is/was (now that just seems wrong) a lioness I think deer is good for Jasmine too, but would like to put out the Aussie option of wallaby Roxy is a bird of paradise <strong>AATB is a lemur, I don't know why I want to say that though...do you like to move it move it, AATB?</strong> I'd like to be a red panda, but I think Tasmanian devil is more appropriate :P
Posted by rhonwynv[/QUOTE]

Hell yeah I like to move it move it.  :)

These are all so funny, I love them.

I think betrothed would be a hawk.

cew is meerkat - she's feisty and a jokester.

I ditto the peacock for Blue.  Especially with her Lisa Frank hair ;) bahahaha.

Roxy is a flamingo - because she's so stylin.

Shelly is a collie - I hate saying that someone would be a sort of dog, but my grandpa had a collie once, and that dog had the most gorgeous flowing hair.  So I think it fits.

I think Nebb would make a great owl.