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Kate Holmes is Free!!!!!!!

seriously guys. Yea- it's frivilous but I've always hated that Katie Holmes was captured by aliens... err I mean married Tom Cruise.

Looks like that is over! I can enjoy Dawson's again!

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Re: Kate Holmes is Free!!!!!!!

  • Gosh Hollywood couples are so weird. I seriously NEVER saw them together. Like, ever. I guess this has been coming for a while.

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    [QUOTE]I wonder what Suri's Burn Book will have to say about this!
    Posted by ILoveMilkDuds[/QUOTE]


    bwahahahhaa

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  • OMG FOR REAL?

    I am legit rejoicing.  Lol.  I cannot fucking stand that vomitous pig.  GO KATIE!!
    panther
  • That took longer than I thought!
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  • Huh, I'm mildly surprised by this.
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    [QUOTE]I wonder what Suri's Burn Book will have to say about this!
    Posted by ILoveMilkDuds[/QUOTE]

    <div>Seriously, my only concern when I saw the headline was "how is this gonna affect Suri's Burn Book"</div>
  • i may have said WAHOOOOOO out loud at my desk.

    Whatevs. I loved Joey Potter. I couldn't look at her knowing Katie married that creepster.

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  • They've only been married for 5 year? I feel like it's been more than thatn.

  • I've heard claims that Nicole Kidnman and Peneleope and Katie were all offered contracts to marry him and that when they divorce (or breakup in Penelope's case) they got millions.... and Nicole and Penelope went on to win Oscars.

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    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: Kate Holmes is Free!!!!!!! : Really? I still think their marriage was some fake sham contract thing. There was a long post on GBCN about it and someone said Katie was choice #3 as Tom's people had approached Scarlett Johansson and <strong>Lindsey Lohan</strong> about marring him first.
    Posted by ILoveMilkDuds[/QUOTE]

    It would have served his crazy ass right if he got stuck with LiLo.
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    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: Kate Holmes is Free!!!!!!! : Really? I still think their marriage was some fake sham contract thing. There was a long post on GBCN about it and someone said Katie was choice #3 as Tom's people had approached Scarlett Johansson and Lindsey Lohan about marring him first.
    Posted by ILoveMilkDuds[/QUOTE]

    He is seriously.  So.  Disgusting.
    panther
  • I would have loved to see what would have happened if Lohan accepted. Hilarious. 
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  • I don't get why he'd more or less hire people to marryh im. What's the point? Is he that desperate for eye candy and/or spawn?
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    [QUOTE]I don't get why he'd more or less hire people to marryh im. What's the point? Is he that desperate for eye candy and/or spawn?
    Posted by chelseamb11[/QUOTE]
    Maybe it's a cover?
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  • I dunno, he's probably just trying to reach some Scientolo-weird level of clarity that no one has reached yet or something equally as insane.  Dude is off his own ass.

    panther
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    [QUOTE]I dunno, he's probably just trying to reach some Scientolo-weird level of clarity that no one has reached yet or something equally as insane.  Dude is off his own ass.
    Posted by AllAboutTheBenjamin[/QUOTE]
    This could be true but I think his wives are covers for him being gay. Can you be gay in scientology?
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  • Hollywood invented Scientology and Hollywood LOVES the gays.  I don't see why they couldn't be gay.

    Then again I just don't know.  Maybe Tom Cruise is homophobic of himself.

    panther
  • Oh.  Well, consider myself schooled.

    Lol
    panther
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    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: Kate Holmes is Free!!!!!!! : I'm guessing her prenup had a five year cllause.  ETA I can't stand him but seriously what is so awesome about her?  i don't get it at all.  I wonder how long it will take for Oprah to have him over to see if he wants to jump for joy on the couch over the break up.
    Posted by Dot Dash[/QUOTE]

    <div>5 years plus six months so the 5 year clause was less noticeable. </div>
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    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: Kate Holmes is Free!!!!!!! :<strong> I'm guessing her prenup had a five year cllause.</strong>  ETA I can't stand him but seriously what is so awesome about her?  i don't get it at all.  I wonder how long it will take for Oprah to have him over to see if he wants to jump for joy on the couch over the break up.
    Posted by Dot Dash[/QUOTE]
    True story! I wonder if Kelly Preston will be next?
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  • AdeleDazeemAdeleDazeem member
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    edited June 2012
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    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: Kate Holmes is Free!!!!!!! : True story! I wonder if Kelly Preston will be next?
    Posted by LetsHikeToday[/QUOTE]

    I think she's in that one for the long haul.  They've been married since 1991.

    I kept thinking "John Travolta" during the "Why did Tom Cruise get married?" conversation, but I didn't throw it out there.  I feel these two are ... of the same mold.  Only, John is doing much better job than Tom.
  • celticmysscelticmyss member
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    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: Kate Holmes is Free!!!!!!! : I think she's in that one for the long haul.  They've been married since 1991. I kept thinking "John Travolta" during the "Why did Tom Cruise get married?" conversation, but I didn't throw it out there.  I feel these two are ... of the same mold.
    Posted by Joy2611[/QUOTE]

    <div>I keep thinking about the South park episode where they're both literally in the closet. </div>
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    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: Kate Holmes is Free!!!!!!! : Well they split up in February so my guess is that the clause was up in January.  Most prenups have a clause that if the marraige doesn't last 1 year the spuse gets nada and then every year after that the settlement gets bigger.  It is not uncommon for the five year mark to bring a huge increase in the size of the bag of money they walk with.  BTW Celitic I just responded to your email. 
    Posted by Dot Dash[/QUOTE]

    I am so doing marriage wrong.
  • I'm curious to see how custody works out.
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    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: Kate Holmes is Free!!!!!!! : I am so doing marriage wrong.
    Posted by Joy2611[/QUOTE]

    I was thinking the same thing.
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  • I think Kelly covers for John, and he covers for her.
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  • I heard on the radio a bit ago that Katie wants full custody of Suri
    panther
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    [QUOTE]I heard on the radio a bit ago that Katie wants full custody of Suri
    Posted by AllAboutTheBenjamin[/QUOTE]

    Do you blame her?
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  • But I'm with Dot, I dont get the Katie love. She grates on my nerve.

    When she was on SYTYCD, if she said someone was special one time I was going to shoot myself in the head.
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    [QUOTE]But I'm with Dot, I dont get the Katie love. She grates on my nerve. When she was on SYTYCD, <strong>if she said someone was special</strong> one time I was going to shoot myself in the head.
    Posted by kd.joseph[/QUOTE]

    Better to turn it into a drinking game!
    But seriously.....if those two crazy kids can't keep a marriage going, what chance do the rest of us have??    <img src="http://cdn.cl9.vanillaforums.com/downloaded/ver1.0/content/scripts/tinymce/plugins/emotions/images/smiley-innocent.gif" border="0" alt="Innocent" title="Innocent" />
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