FI's Bachelor party part 1

Blueyed228

So here is a funny story for you all this Saturday night.

Last night was part 1 of FI's B-party.  They were going out to dinner and then to a few bars.  Well thats what they said.  Knowing that crew, they were definitely going to end up at a strip joint.

So Im at work last night cleaning my bar when FBIL texts me that he "Needs the code to the toy box STAT!".  Meaning he needs the code to the lock box, lol.  I knew I was going to come home to a mess.

I get home and a huge picture is missing off my wall, my cordless house phone gone, and my bowl of candy corn missing.  FI's coat and cell phone were missing too.  He thought whoever took the other stuff took his phone/coat.

Well the boys all met here this morning to head down to the casino for round 2.  When no-one had FI's phone I asked him where they went so I could call around for him (he needs that phone for work).  He said dinner and 2 lounges.  I called both places and no one had it.

Sooooo I call the limo guy and he tells me that he heard FI saying on the way home that he left his coat (with phone in it) on the floor at the strip joint when he tried to take his clothes off and get on stage, lol.  Busted!  He tried to tell me he doesnt remember even going.  Pfft.

I cant wait to hear about tonights shenanigans, lol.

Anyone elses FI have a Hangover-like bachelor party?

AllAboutTheBenjamin

Hey I'm not here for long but this story is hilarious, Blue

Ben was in Vegas for three days with his friends and shiit got crazy pretty fast.  It was a three-day drunk fest.  I knew they were going to be getting faced and probably hitting up a strip joint - the only thing I was really concerned about was that hopefully no one injured themselves or got arrested.  Which is entirely possible - Ben is one of two out of all of his friends who hasn't gotten a DUI, and one of his friends has actually broken his ankle from a night on the town.

I guess things didn't get entirely serious until the last night in Vegas.  They "got bored" at the strip joint (yeah, okay) and wanted to leave but couldn't find the best man anywhere.  He had gone to the back to get a private show apparently, so they left him there.  He made his way home somehow later that night but the next morning, he realized his ID was missing - and he had a plane back to ND to catch later that afternoon.

They looked everywhere and called the strip joint - no one found it.  I have no idea why they let this kid on the plane.  But they made it home!

nda_roxybabe

Dang! Crazyness, I have no crazy stories...

Blueyed228

Haha. 

The best part is that FI is 34 and all of his friends are about that age and 8 out of 10 are married with little kids.  I love how they think they are still hot shiits.

The strip joint had his jacket but someone swiped his phone.  Stupid.  He was so funny last night though.  They are spending the night in CT at the casino so I am bummed I wont get to see him.  I made breakfast for the whole crew this morning.  The kid who took my house phone called my cell from it from the driveway when he got here.  Punk, lol.

AllAboutTheBenjamin

Epic bachelor parties are the things of great memories Well, fuzzy ones!

I'm off to bed now.  Good night girls!

LessThanZero

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[QUOTE]Haha.  The best part is that FI is 34 and all of his friends are about that age and 8 out of 10 are married with little kids.  I love how they think they are still hot shiits. The strip joint had his jacket but someone swiped his phone.  Stupid.  He was so funny last night though.  They are spending the night in CT at the casino so I am bummed I wont get to see him.  I made breakfast for the whole crew this morning.  The kid who took my house phone called my cell from it from the driveway when he got here.  Punk, lol.
Posted by Blueyed228[/QUOTE]


Did they go to Mohegan Sun, Blue?

Blueyed228

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: FI's Bachelor party part 1 : Did they go to Mohegan Sun, Blue?
Posted by LessThanZero[/QUOTE]

Foxwoods. 

They were going to go to Vegas like they did for all the others, but 2 of his friends have babies due very soon so they didnt want to be across the country this close to the due dates.

NatesGirl16

This was funny. 

I like Foxwoods.

That's all I have to add after meeting with my grad school group for a couple of hours

nda_roxybabe

NG- you should pick out a headband and rehearsal dinner dress for me

LessThanZero

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: FI's Bachelor party part 1 : Foxwoods.  They were going to go to Vegas like they did for all the others, but 2 of his friends have babies due very soon so they didnt want to be across the country this close to the due dates.
Posted by Blueyed228[/QUOTE]


Ah ok. I heard that foxwoods was very nice. I went to Mohegan Sun over the summer and wasn't very impressed - though I'm not a gambler.

I think the fact that there's an entire shopping mall in the middle of the casino really threw me off. It makes sense, but I wasn't expecting it.

NatesGirl16

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[QUOTE]NG- you should pick out a headband and rehearsal dinner dress for me :D
Posted by nda_roxybabe[/QUOTE]

Ha, will go to that thread--thought it was dead :)

nda_roxybabe

NG- it is, but....still...I went to Anthro today and thought of you.

kimp67

LMAO!

betrothed123

H's friends brought him to all of the strip clubs in our city.  The last one they went to some of H friends knew some of the dancers.  They told the dancers why they were there and the girls proceeded to bring H up on stage.  There they ripped the elastic band off his boxers (my favorite pair, BTW), and tied it around his neck. 

They lead him around the stage like a dog on a leash for a little bit and then stripped his pants off. Since there was no elastic on the boxers they fell down as well.  They made fun of him for having a hairy chest and then 2 of the dancers tried to distract him while a third used his belt to beat his ass.  The next morning when H told me about it his ass was still beet red.

The BM asked H if he was going to tell me what happened.  H said of course because he doesn't keep anything from me and BM then begged us not to tell his GF what happened.  I laughed at H when he told me and I still wish I could have been there to see it.

Xtine22

I love the the CT Casino's... H and I both separately went to Mohegan for our parties

MeaghanandMichael

Ummmm when were they at foxwodds? I was there LAST NIGHT!!

That story is freaking hilarious though. I like your sleuthing skills
Mike's b-party was in Atlantic City. He was actually not too crazy except for being blackout drunk most of the time. They did get him a teacher stripper though which he thought was hilarious because (at the time) I was thinking of becoming a professor. He kept being like, "god I hope my fiancee dresses like this sometimes!"

Some of the guys did up going to a massage parlor though. These are his friends from home who have money to burn (trustfunds) in AC and they spend it on a rubandtug? Gross.

Blueyed228

M&M they were there last night too! I would have put my foot down on the rub and tug for sure.

MeaghanandMichael

That is too hilarious! I usually hide down in the poker room though so I doubt I would have run into them unless they were playing poker too.

Yeah, we found out much later about the rub and tugs. One of the guys who did it proposed to his gf a few weeks later too. ewwwwwwwww.

Starmusica

blue- this is hilarioussss!

M&M- ewwww. hope his gf didn't know about that!

MeaghanandMichael

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[QUOTE]blue- this is hilarioussss! <strong>M&M- ewwww. hope his gf didn't know about that!
</strong>Posted by Starmusica[/QUOTE]

Nah, I doubt she does and I doubt she ever will. I am not close to her or anything, but I still was itching to tell her for the longest time. Obviously it was not my place so I didn't, but it reallllly bothered me. They actually had a great wedding and seem to be good though so what do I know?

RMacQueen

My FI had his bach a while back. It was a pretty funny evening from what I hear but the best part is that his stripper was also our waitress at breakfast the next morning. Watching her suddenly realize where she knew him from was priceless.