So the dry erase board was interesting, but I came across this the other day and the previous thread remined me of it:
Summary:
While on the tarmac: Airline steward had been told to F**k off by a passenger, he gets on the intercom, does the F-you to everyone, grabs a beer from the fridge in the galley, activates the emergency escape slide, and slides down with cold beer in hand!
THAT'S how to quit a job!
http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/uk-world-news/2010/08/11/air-steward-quits-by-launching-tirade-on-intercom-and-sliding-down-emergency-shute-with-can-of-beer-in-hand-86908-22480153/