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hump day poll...

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1. do you like your hump or your lovely lady bumps better?

2. do you like elephants with one hump or too?

3. favourite hump position?

4. Bobby Brown or Whitney Houston?

5. Have you ever gotten busy in a Burger King bathroom (or any other bathroom?) 

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    1. I like my lovely lady bumps better because my hump is flat, no matter how many lunges I do :(

    2. I want to go to Africa so I can see both up close...well, not too close...

    3. (I can't believe I asked this question)...honeslty...woof woof...

    4. Whitney all the way...coke or nor coke...

    5. Nope, but when I was 16, a GI living in Saudi Arabia asked me if I wanted to join the Mile High Club...we were on a long flight and he then proceeded to show me pictures of his son back home. Gross.
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    Bonus points if you can figure out the musical references to #1, 4, and 5...#1 is too easy though...
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    Hahaha youre funny.

    1) lady bumps
    2) I saw a video on failblog of an elephant sticking its trunk up another elephants butt, taking out some poo and eating it. I dont like elephants anymore.
    3) spoony
    4)they both suck
    5) not to my knowledge.
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    edited September 2010
    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_hump-day-poll?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:af5bce66-b1b5-4ade-bc4b-eaa371e789a4Post:b0727ebd-5c24-41bb-9daa-65d0357209ea">hump day poll...</a>:
    [QUOTE]all related to humps... 1. do you like your hump or your lovely lady bumps better? 2. do you like elephants with one hump or too? 3. favourite hump position? 4. Bobby Brown or Whitney Houston? 5. Have you ever gotten busy in a Burger King bathroom (or any other bathroom?) 
    Posted by number55[/QUOTE]

    LOL ohh numbers

    1. Boobies.  Sometimes they're outrageous but there are girls out there who pay big money to get the Ds!

    2.  I thought elephants had trunks and camels had humps.  Er..

    3. Ohh my ;)

    4. Whitney, but back-in-the-day Whitney, before she was a cracked-out nutter

    5. No, but I just told Josh that we only have 38 more days to hook up in a bathroom somewhere before we're married and that type of thing is frowned upon.

    And for the musical references, I know #1 is Fergie, and #5 is the Humpty Dance - "The Humpty Daaance, now here's your chaaance, to do the hump"  Lol
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    edited September 2010
    1. do you like your hump or your lovely lady bumps better? My hump was great when I was young, it's still ok, I just need to move it more. My bumps are small, but I dont think I'd want bigger.

    2. do you like elephants with one hump or too? One hump. I love elephants I was quite disappointed that our zoo moved them to Columbus so they can build a new habitat. But then I'll be happy for them to get a new home.

    3. favourite hump position? Doggy of course.

    4. Bobby Brown or Whitney Houston? I hate to say it but I like old Bobby better then any Whitney. I still have some of his music as opposesd to none of hers.

    5. Have you ever gotten busy in a Burger King bathroom (or any other bathroom?) No cant say that I have.

    ETA: You seriously had me thinking about elephant humps. I prefer my Camels with one also.
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    Wait.  Elephants have humps? 
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    1. do you like your hump or your lovely lady bumps better? Both? I think I'm balanced, although I could do with a little less boobage.

    2. do you like elephants with one hump or too? One?

    3. favourite hump position? spooning

    4. Bobby Brown or Whitney Houston? Whitney, because Iiiiiiii will allwwaayyyysss love her. (that might have been too much. sorry)

    5. Have you ever gotten busy in a Burger King bathroom (or any other bathroom?) Hotel bathroom, yes.  Fast food restaurant? ew. no.
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    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_hump-day-poll?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:af5bce66-b1b5-4ade-bc4b-eaa371e789a4Post:01c4a2ab-a33f-4940-8be6-5f9b46e3e71b">Re: hump day poll...</a>:
    [QUOTE]Wait.  Elephants have humps? 
    Posted by ohwhynot[/QUOTE]
    My thoughts exactly.
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    no, they don't, I had a serious serious dumb moment...my FI would be KILLING himself at me right now...

    IT SHOULD READ CAMELS...

    fail train and I am on it.
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    edited September 2010
    1. do you like your hump or your lovely lady bumps better?
    Bumps...if that's what I'm thinking it means. I gained a few pounds recently and it all went to my boobs. H is fascinated with this.

    2. do you like elephants with one hump or too?
    I didn't know elephants had humps. Or is this a dirty question and I just don't get it?

    ETA--oh, camels! Ha. Depends. If I'm riding one, I'd think 2 would be more comfortable (can you ride a 1-humped camel?). But otherwise 1 because 2 humps looks goofy.

    3. favourite hump position?
    No comment.

    4. Bobby Brown or Whitney Houston?
    I don't care for either, really.

    5. Have you ever gotten busy in a Burger King bathroom (or any other bathroom?) 
    Ew, no. Bathrooms are not a turn-on for me in any way. Especially fast food ones, they usually smell like poop.
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    1. do you like your hump or your lovely lady bumps better? I dunno... my lady bumps are fairly impressive but so is my hump.  Also, I'm fairly full of myself.

    2. do you like elephants with one hump or too? Too?

    3. favourite hump position? Any position where I'm the boss.

    4. Bobby Brown or Whitney Houston? Whitney.  But she's a hot mess.

    5. Have you ever gotten busy in a Burger King bathroom (or any other bathroom?)  No, but a good friend of mine got busy in one of our dorm bathrooms - which I still am not sure I believe.  Those things were tiny.
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    numbers needs some caffiene.

    1. do you like your hump or your lovely lady bumps better? both, though my ladie bumps could stand to be a bit smaller and perkier

    2. do you like elephants with one hump or too? I prefer my elephants with 1 hump and my camels with too (Wink)

    3. favourite hump position? yes

    4. Bobby Brown or Whitney Houston? no, but Whitney

    5. Have you ever gotten busy in a Burger King bathroom (or any other bathroom?) no.
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    all related to humps...

    1. do you like your hump or your lovely lady bumps better? My butt is pretty much non existent.....I kinda love my lady bumps.
    2. do you like elephants with one hump or too?
    Er I think I'd like a camel better with 2 humps.....
    3. favourite hump position? cowgirl....though woof woof is a very close second
    4. Bobby Brown or Whitney Houston? The old Whitney Houston like in The Bodyguard.  I used to sing and pretend I was her.

    5. Have you ever gotten busy in a Burger King bathroom (or any other bathroom?)
    Airplane bathroom.....never ever in a fast food bathroom 
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    1. do you like your hump or your lovely lady bumps better?
    I love my lady lumps but my hump comes in more handy when I'm shakin' it on the dance floor so I'm going to vote both.
    2. do you like elephants with one hump or too?
    Camels with 1... I have no basis for my answer
    3. favourite hump position?
    I'll slap you around.
    4. Bobby Brown or Whitney Houston?
    Whitney Houston a la "I Wanna Dance with Somebody," not cracked out Whitney
    5. Have you ever gotten busy in a Burger King bathroom (or any other bathroom?) 
    Ew, BK is dirty, greasy burgers are not my aphrodisiac. Does my bathroom count?? If so - Hells yes.
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    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_hump-day-poll?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:af5bce66-b1b5-4ade-bc4b-eaa371e789a4Post:bc88746b-5d19-4ca5-a39f-4ece43abb7b7">Re: hump day poll...</a>:
    [QUOTE]In Response to hump day poll... : 5. No, but I just told Josh that we only have 38 more days to hook up in a bathroom somewhere before we're married and that type of thing is frowned upon. Posted by jennylove810[/QUOTE]

    Pfft, you are wrong my friend. Once you get married nothing about gettin' busy is frowned upon becuase you're finally "legitimatly" allowed to bang. The day I got married I was like "WoO! One less thing on my list of sins for the week!"
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    1. do you like your hump or your lovely lady bumps better? DEFINATELY MY HUMPS, BOTH FRONT AND REAR (EVEN IF I DID GAIN 50LBS SINCE HS)

    2. do you like elephants with one hump or too? CAMELS WITH 2

    3. favourite hump position? DOGGY

    4. Bobby Brown or Whitney Houston? NEITHER

    5. Have you ever gotten busy in a Burger King bathroom (or any other bathroom?) YES, GROSS AS IT IS IT WAS AT THE LOCAL DIVE BAR (WITH FI THOUGH SO IT'S KINDA OK HAHA)
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