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Everyone around me is getting married (or making babies...)

So...yes! It's true.And not just on The knot. In real life as well, apparantly. I've hit the magical years where all friends and family are off the aisle or knocking each other up.
FI's best man, getting married a month before us -cute girl, just don't know her, and I guess we're supposed to be best friends?
Friend from work - DW who invited me to her bridal shower but not the wedding as she knew " I couldn't afford it..." Yeah, she'll get a nice present out of that one.
Best friend from back home. Haven't seen her in years as she's been in peace corps. Calls me the other day to tell me she's coming home in July (yea!) oh...and that's she's getting married Oct. 2 (2 days before me). Wow..."I didn't even know you were dating..."
And fabulous, beautiful friend/photographer who is also getting married (a week after we are and would still love absolutely love for us to make it)...
CHAOS!
So beyond the wedding planning are showers, showers, flights home for pre-wedding congrats..Flights to New York and Indiana for pre-wedding congrats,.etc. etc. and money, lots of money. And the added chaos of everyone around me seemingly doing a far more graceful job than I of handling the wedding planning process....
I should also add I just slipped a check into the mail the other day for my cousin who just graduated highschool and is attending OSU. AND upon receiving his money for his new computer, his parents called me to thank me for the money, but that the "computer fund" had been dissolved as he accidently knocked his girlfriend up! So he won't be attending college in the fall...
Call me whatever you like (I couldn't contain myself), I said under my breath, and thought very loudly - "I want my money back!"
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  • But you gave him that money for graduating, which is what he did.
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  • Ooookaay ...
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  • Well alrighty then, now that we got that all cleared up..
  • Well this has been enlightening.
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  • I like the Wizard of Oz.
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    I bet her FUPA's name is Shane, like the gunslinger/drifter of literature.--HappyTummy
  • So... how do you really feel?
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  • Cool. I'm not get married or making a baby.
  • Might I suggest a blog?
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  • My cat's breath smells like cat food.
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  • ::crickets::
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    [QUOTE]I like the Wizard of Oz.
    Posted by BobLoblaw[/QUOTE]

    WIN!
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    [QUOTE]I like the Wizard of Oz.
    Posted by BobLoblaw[/QUOTE]

    ME TOO!  Shall we continue to discuss it for three pages?

    Can I get your thoughts on the Lollipop Guild vs. Lullaby League?

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  • it worries me that you're comparing the other weddings to when yours is, as if you're upset that they chose their dates without asking for your permission.  When your friends are getting married and having babies, it's supposed to be a happy time, why are you so put out by it? 
    The woman you work with inviting you to the shower and not the wedding wasn't cool, I'll give you that.
    You gave your cousin a check because he graduated high school, not to help fund his college tuition, stop being ridiculous. 
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  • They're trying to ruin your life. You should start wearing tin foil hats to prevent them from stealing your thoughts.

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    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: Everyone around me is getting married (or making babies...) : ME TOO!  Shall we continue to discuss it for three pages? Can I get your thoughts on the Lollipop Guild vs. Lullaby League?
    Posted by SarahBethBR[/QUOTE]

    I prefer the lullaby league although I do love the lollipop guild.
  • I like the Tin Man.
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    I bet her FUPA's name is Shane, like the gunslinger/drifter of literature.--HappyTummy
  • The schnozberries taste like schnozberries!
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    [QUOTE]I like the Tin Man.
    Posted by BobLoblaw[/QUOTE]

    Even though he hasn't got a brain?
  • Oz never did give nothing to the Tin Man that he didn't already have.
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    [QUOTE]The schnozberries taste like schnozberries!
    Posted by kikibaby[/QUOTE]

    um, this is a Wizard of Oz thread, Geez, get with it :P
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    [QUOTE]So...yes! It's true.And not just on The knot. In real life as well, apparantly. I've hit the magical years where all friends and family are off the aisle or knocking each other up. FI's best man, getting married a month before us -cute girl, just don't know her, and I guess we're supposed to be best friends? Friend from work - DW who invited me to her bridal shower but not the wedding as she knew " I couldn't afford it..." Yeah, she'll get a nice present out of that one. Best friend from back home. Haven't seen her in years as she's been in peace corps. Calls me the other day to tell me she's coming home in July (yea!) oh...and that's she's getting married Oct. 2 (2 days before me). Wow..."I didn't even know you were dating..." And fabulous, beautiful friend/photographer who is also getting married (a week after we are and would still love absolutely love for us to make it)... CHAOS! So beyond the wedding planning are showers, showers, flights home for pre-wedding congrats..Flights to New York and Indiana for pre-wedding congrats,.etc. etc. and money, lots of money. And the added chaos of everyone around me seemingly doing a far more graceful job than I of handling the wedding planning process.... I should also add I just slipped a check into the mail the other day for my cousin who just graduated highschool and is attending OSU. AND upon receiving his money for his new computer, his parents called me to thank me for the money, but that the "computer fund" had been dissolved as he accidently knocked his girlfriend up! So he won't be attending college in the fall... Call me whatever you like (I couldn't contain myself), I said under my breath, and thought very loudly - "I want my money back!"
    Posted by kristi-ji[/QUOTE]

    I could see this getting deleted.
  • I'd like to discuss wiener dogs.
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  • Your mom's a Wizard of Oz thread.
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    [QUOTE]Your mom's a Wizard of Oz thread.
    Posted by kikibaby[/QUOTE]

    She does love it so...
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    [QUOTE]I'd like to discuss wiener dogs.
    Posted by CaliopeSpidrman[/QUOTE]
    Well, we've got just the girl for you. Aprovencher21. She doesn't appear to be around today, but she breeds weiner dogs, is against the healthcare bill, and uses Bikini Zone at inopportune times.
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    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: Everyone around me is getting married (or making babies...) : Well, we've got just the girl for you. Aprovencher21. She doesn't appear to be around today, but she breeds weiner dogs, is against the healthcare bill, and uses Bikini Zone at inopportune times.
    Posted by laurenclaire1386[/QUOTE]

    You don't say! 
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  • I was the Cowardly Lion for 2 years in a row because I didn't feel like buying a new costume.
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    [QUOTE]Cliffnotes? 
    Posted by goheels05[/QUOTE]

    People get married
    People have babies
    Wizard of Oz is liked
    Weiner dogs can be interesting
    Schnozberries taste like Schnozberries.
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