I found our mascot!

[Deleted User]

Meet Kevin the Thundercunt Tiger Couch!

He enjoys long walks on the beach, talking on the phone, butts, and eating people.

[Deleted User]

Meet Kevin the Thundercunt Tiger Couch!

He enjoys long walks on the beach, talking on the phone, butts, and eating people.

SarahPLiz

He is resistant to all enemies. If you sit on him, you slide right off. 

[Deleted User]

Exactly! And he also has a built in lame meter, so if you sit on him and fall too far to the lame side, your left arm falls off and big, floppy dildo grows back in it's place.

SarahPLiz

Yep, he can be our mascot. 

vegasgroom

I'm not wearing a shirt with that on it.

september's bride

And I'm not dressing up as Kevin for any kind of rally. Otherwise, he's awesome.

[Deleted User]

That's the beauty of Kevin the Thundercunt Tiger Couch being our mascot. No one will ever have to dress up as him. We'll just sit on him with our laptops and that will be the perfect representation of the board.

betrothed123

I love him.

vegasgroom

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[QUOTE]We'll just sit on him with our laptops and that will be the perfect representation of the board.
Posted by cew515[/QUOTE]


Anyone ever see that Wayans movie Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood?  You made me think of that, there's a scene where two guys are standing next to each other, one uses his cell phone to page the other who then calls him back and they have a conversation.  I can see the SB's posting to each other via computer while sitting right next to each other lol.

[Deleted User]

Ha! That's awesome. I vaguely remember that part of the movie.

And that would definitely be us. We all be typing and high fiving each other the whole time.

Nebb

Cew, I know you like to redecorate your house. If thats your new couch, you can just admit it, you dont have to pretend its our mascot to get us to like it first.

[Deleted User]

I thought about it, Nebb, but I think he would end up eating all of our food and ruining our lives.

Nebb

Im almost positive ben would love him.

beatlesgirl25

Aw, I love him. Can we keep him? Please tell me he has a built-in ejector for anyone who mentions the board war.

[Deleted User]

And I just found our head cheer leader. His name is The Enforcer. He likes shopping, writing in his diary, watching people sleep, and lighting.

beatlesgirl25

DED. Mr. Gimp there doesn't look very spirited though. Maybe he's happy in places we can't see in the picture?

[Deleted User]

Yep. His nipples are hard.

beatlesgirl25

He could be smiling under the hood as well. Because he can see you but you can't see him.

kd.joseph

Where the hell are these decorating sites you are perusing, "Dungeons R Us"

[Deleted User]

Yes! His belly button is exposed and vulnerable, but since he killed his own mother, he feels that it's part of his art  to let others see the void that now inhabits the area where his mother connector once was.

beatlesgirl25

Whoa, that's deep Cew. I need to go sit solemnly now, and ponder the weight of the world.

Kd, I think I actually saw that couch at Ikea. The Enforcer comes for free when you buy the whole living room set. They're a very open-minded culture in Sweden.

kd.joseph

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[QUOTE]Whoa, that's deep Cew. I need to go sit solemnly now, and ponder the weight of the world. Kd, I think I actually saw that couch at Ikea. The Enforcer comes for free when you buy the whole living room set. They're a very open-minded culture in Sweden.
Posted by beatlesgirl25[/QUOTE]

Wouldn't you like to live inside Cew's head for just a day?

[Deleted User]

I'm pretty sure it smells bad inside of my head. If you can handle the stink, it might be kind of cozy.

kd.joseph

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_found-mascot?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:b88bb49c-8f4b-4dc7-af5a-bcacee5caadePost:37a20eb8-38d8-4de9-afb1-a5fd9eb42987">Re: I found our mascot!</a>:
[QUOTE]I'm pretty sure it smells bad inside of my head. If you can handle the stink, it might be kind of cozy.
Posted by cew515[/QUOTE]

Does it smell like cheese? If it smells like feet I'll pass, everything seems to smell like feet to me lately.

[Deleted User]

No, not feet. More like decay. How do you feel about decay?

kd.joseph

Rotting flesh?

Cavern?

Can you clarify "what" kind of decay?

[Deleted User]

Flesh. Definitely.

kd.joseph

OK well why didnt you say so? Rotting flesh is right up my alley.

BTW- loved your reference to Silence of the Lambs in the Poll thread.You're my kind of girl.

[Deleted User]

Right back at ya, KD.

deepcovejackie

I like that his name is "Kevin".  Our mascot is called "Kevin".