Quotes

MeaghanandMichael

You know, the ones you can't help but share/spout in daily life: GO!

"Well, I believe in the soul, the coock, the puussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag (Rosenblatt) are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days" Bull Durham

MeaghanandMichael

"They say I shot a man named Gray, and took his wife to Italy. She inherited a million bucks, and when she died it came to me- I can't help it, if I'm lucky" - Dylan

LedZeppelin

"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." - George Carlin

MeaghanandMichael

I pretty much am obsessed with George... just pass the pork chops, ok Jesus?

MarriedInAFever

"I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate.
And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it."

And any other deep thought by Jack Handey.

dmiller9274

"Stay golden, Ponyboy"

MeaghanandMichael

My life motto?
Well it's all right, riding around in the breeze
Well it's all right, if you live the life you please
Well it's all right, doing the best you can
Well it's all right, as long as you lend a hand
- traveling wilburys

I like when Daff pulls out her Christmas quote... she probably isn't lurking, but if she is.... do it Daff!

LedZeppelin

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[QUOTE]I pretty much am obsessed with George... just pass the pork chops, ok Jesus?
Posted by MeaghanandMichael[/QUOTE]

Me too! I was so sad when he died. Also, posting these quotes makes me want to re-read his books.

<span class="text_exposed_show">"Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck." - George Carlin </span>

Celles

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[QUOTE]"Stay golden, Ponyboy"
Posted by dmiller9274[/QUOTE]

Win.

MarriedInAFever

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[QUOTE]"Stay golden, Ponyboy"
Posted by dmiller9274[/QUOTE]

YES.

Celles

"If something is in me which can be called religious then it is the unbounded admiration for the structure of the world so far as our science can reveal it." — Albert Einstein

MeaghanandMichael

Can we talk about Glenn Coco? FOUR for you Glenn Coco

dmiller9274

Dale: "Why are you so sweaty?"
Brennan: "I was watching cops"

MeaghanandMichael

Since love grows within you, so beauty grows - for love is the beauty of the soul. - St. Augustine


Our wedding quote.... awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

MeaghanandMichael

Robert 'Fish' Fishman: No, I will not buy beer for you and your friends nor will I rent you my password to porn sites.
Matt Gadman: I was just wondering if you'd play the drums with us. You know, just for one night.

Lenore2010

Life is all memory, except for the one present moment that goes by you so quickly you hardly catch it going. 
-Tennessee Williams 

amylydia23

"You have your cousins and then you have your first cousins..."
"No honey, uh-uh."

I am so happy Glen Coco was brought up.

MeaghanandMichael

Mia: I do believe Marsellus Wallace, my husband, your boss, told you to take ME out and do WHATEVER I WANTED. Now I wanna dance, I wanna win. I want that trophy, so dance good. <<<------ love her

MeaghanandMichael

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[QUOTE]"You have your cousins and then you have your first cousins..." "No honey, uh-uh." I am so happy Glen Coco was brought up.
Posted by amylydia23[/QUOTE]

Boo! you whore

maratea

"I feel like I'm taking crazy pills!" -Mugatu, from Zoolander

DodgersBride

Suppose Nancy sees me coming out of the shower and decides to come on to me. I'm looking good, got a luscious v of hair going through my chest pubes down to my ball fro. She takes one look at me and goes " Oh my god, I've had the old bull now I want the young calf" and she grabs me by the wiener. - Dale Doback

dmiller9274

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[QUOTE]Suppose Nancy sees me coming out of the shower and decides to come on to me. I'm looking good, got a luscious v of hair going through my chest pubes down to my ball fro. She takes one look at me and goes " Oh my god, I've had the old bull now I want the young calf" and she grabs me by the wiener. - Dale Doback
Posted by DodgersBride[/QUOTE]

I think I love you :)

MeaghanandMichael

Lloyd Dobler: She's gone. She gave me a pen. I gave her my heart, she gave me a pen.

missy68

I'm gon' come at you like a spider monkey, cause I'm all jacked up on Mountain Dew!


Bees. Bees on the field.

Yo, Adrian! We did it!!!!!


Yippie Kai Yay, Mother Fuucker.

MeaghanandMichael

Schoolteacher: Mr. Bobby, there's no smoking in here.
Reese Bobby: Oh, it's all right, darling, I'm a volunteer fireman. Okay, I am a semi-professional racecar driver and an amateur tattoo artist.
Classmates: OOO0HHHH!
Reese Bobby: And the first thing you gotta learn if you're gonna be a racecar driver, is that you don't listen to losers like your know-it-all teacher here.

DodgersBride

Jeff:Do you have bathrooms here, or do I have to shiit in a plant?

Shiloh(David Spade): BAHAHAHA! Stupid FUCKING idiot! Red-shirted ass! You guys think you're so fucking cool, it makes me sick! "Oh, let's go make fun of the vegans, and their crazy lifestyle!" We're not hurting anyone! Go eat a hamburger and choke on a cow diick!

From Grandma's Boy

kd.joseph

 Well, you know what they say: if you don’t have anything nice to say about anybody, come sit by me!

DodgersBride

All I've ever cared about was video games and they made me a millionaire. So maybe I don't know what the Civil War was, or who invented the helicopter even though I own one, but I did beat The Legend of Zelda before I could walk. I'm thinking about getting metal legs. It's a risky operation, but it'll be worth it.

JP from Grandma's Boy

MeaghanandMichael

We named the dog Indiana.

missy68

If you ain't first, you're last.

A lot of people go to school for seven years.
Yeah, they're called DOCTORS.

Did I hear a niner in there???

Oh, that's really gonna up the resale value.
They've got a hard candy shell; I'm surprised you didn't know that.

WHAT"YA DO, RICHARD??????????????

Who's your favorite Little Rascal, Richard, is it Spanky?
Sinnerrrrrrrrrrrrrr

We're gonna need a bigger boat.

DodgersBride

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[QUOTE] Well, you know what they say: if you don’t have anything nice to say about anybody, come sit by me!
Posted by kd.joseph[/QUOTE]

Love Steel Magnolias!