It won't matter if responses are out of order

Knottie most likely to win Who Wants to Be a Millionaire (you know, if it was still on):
Knottie most likely to host a daytime talk show:
Knottie most likely to GBCK (in the future) in an overly dramatic fashion and then come back as a crazy AE:
Knottie most likely to forget to brush their teeth:
Un-married knottie most likely to not come back after their wedding:
Knottie most likely to go to jail:
Knottie most likely to save the whales:
And go. Add some if you want.

Everything the light touches is my kingdom.