Bizarre Confession

LindseyandBrian2011

My fiance sings the Beyonce "Single Ladies" song to our dog but this is how it goes... 

All the single puppies

Oh, All the single puppies

Put your paws up 

Put your paws up

If you like it, then you should have put a collar on it 

She was a puppy when the song was popular and it just stuck! It makes me smile whenever I think about it.

nda_roxybabe

Ewww
My coworker from the other office said our manager does her morning business at work everyday. Even if she is working at another office she will stop at that one to do her business and she will only flush once even though a second flush is needed. The past week the toilets been broken and she still goes!

MeaghanandMichael

Jenny, is it weird I almost enjoy plotting my call out of her?

Lindsey that is SO cute. We always sing, "apple bottom jeans, Spike with the fur"

katiewhompus

Ugh!
One of the seniors' prank this year was to take all of the toilet paper out of the restrooms in the school. Except they did it on a Monday, the week before school was out. So the custodians didn't have any extra because they weren't planning on having to fully restock every bathroom in the school. They redid the faculty ones first, then put 3 stalls worth (out of 8 total) in each of the student bathrooms. We had some unhappy students that day.

No one writes any songs about Virginia girls, we are so unloved.

jennylove810

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[QUOTE]Jenny, is it weird I almost enjoy plotting my call out of her? Lindsey that is SO cute. We always sing, "apple bottom jeans, Spike with the fur"
Posted by MeaghanandMichael[/QUOTE]

I do not find that one tiny bit weird :)

LindseyandBrian2011

When she was a puppy (and not 65lbs) he would dance her around the room too with her paws in the air. I wish so badly I had it on video tape bc it was literally the cutest thing I have ever seen.  

BecW2be

I will call out a bitch for nasty bathroom behavior. I have no problem with that. I was in Chicago at Cafe Lux and I waited on a stall forever. I finally got an open one, and there was piss all over the seat, it hadn't been flushed and it was disgusting. I walked out, and said to the next girl in line: "DO NOT use that one. That Nasty over there in the blue dress forgot how to aim and flush and it's disgusting." That girl didn't even finish washing her hands. But I bet she aims and flushes now!

TurtlesAllTheWayDown

Honestly, how hard is it to flush a toilet?

I walk into the bathroom sometimes and the water will be running. How can you forget to turn it off before you leave? (Well, not anymore, they just installed automatic faucets.)

shellydiane820

Are we singing our pet songs?! I have a few!  Let me warm my vocals!

Doe Rae Me La...something or other!

dreamzcometru13

KatieWhompus!nyoiu are so right.. But from one vriginian to another... Check out this quote

"Tough girls come from New York, sweet girls, they're from Georgia. But us Virginia girls we have fire and ice in our blood. We can ride horses, be a debutante, throw left hooks, and drink with the boys, all the while making sweet tea, darlin'. And if we have an opinion, you know you're gonna hear it."
Ashley Judd

beatlesgirl25

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[QUOTE]Jenny, is it weird I almost enjoy plotting my call out of her? Lindsey that is SO cute. We always sing, "apple bottom jeans, Spike with the fur"
Posted by MeaghanandMichael[/QUOTE]

Ha! I had a version of this song for Monkey! He was a baby when it came out. It went like this:

Monkey's got the stripes
Whiskers and fur (the fur)
He likes to sit around and purr
Eats kitten chow (eats kitten chow)
He wants it now
He be sayin' meow, meow, meow, meow, meow meow meow meow

Yes, I am a huge dork. Also, thanks for your version of California Gurls! You've just made it bearable to hear that song on the radio, because now I will hear the SB version. ;)

laladypoet

NOW THE PARTY DON'T START TILL Y'ALL WALK IN...

laladypoet

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goheels05

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[QUOTE]I will call out a bitch for nasty bathroom behavior. I have no problem with that. I was in Chicago at Cafe Lux and I waited on a stall forever. I finally got an open one, and there was piss all over the seat, it hadn't been flushed and it was disgusting. I walked out, and said to the next girl in line: "DO NOT use that one. That Nasty over there in the blue dress forgot how to aim and flush and it's disgusting." That girl didn't even finish washing her hands. But I bet she aims and flushes now! :)
Posted by BecW2be[/QUOTE]

You are my hero.

When we were trying to sell our house, people would always use our bathroom when they came to look at it, and it was pissing me off because we were never home and yet I was buying tons of TP.  One day we came home to cut the grass and someone had totally blown it up in the bathroom.  There was shiteverywhere, and the commode was stopped up.  I emailed the realtor and said "the plunger is beneath the bottom shelf of the linen closet.  I left you a sponge, Lysol cleaner, and toilet bowl cleaner in the bathroom.  Please throw the sponge in the outside garbage can when you are finished with it."  She didn't reply, but we came home to a clean bathroom, and I removed the TP, turned the water off, taped over the toilet, and removed my towels in case someone decided to get really bold, and we never had the problem again. 

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Bizarre Confession : You are my hero. When we were trying to sell our house, people would always use our bathroom when they came to look at it, and it was pissing me off because we were never home and yet I was buying tons of TP.  One day we came home to cut the grass and someone had totally blown it up in the bathroom.  There was shiteverywhere, and the commode was stopped up.  I emailed the realtor and said "the plunger is beneath the bottom shelf of the linen closet.  I left you a sponge, Lysol cleaner, and toilet bowl cleaner in the bathroom.  Please throw the sponge in the outside garbage can when you are finished with it."  She didn't reply, but we came home to a clean bathroom, and I removed the TP, turned the water off, taped over the toilet, and removed my towels in case someone decided to get really bold, and we never had the problem again. 
Posted by goheels05[/QUOTE]

This would be my worst nightmare.

Night_Sprite

That is awful, Heels. I have, thankfully, never experienced anything like that.

goheels05

I was literally gagging when I went into the bathroom.  I can't deal with other people's poo.  I hope Mr. Heels doesn't mind changing diapers. 

Night_Sprite

I think grown up poo and baby poo are totally different evils.

SarahSmile23

first of all, i love you bec and heels.

second of all, meg, i was thinking about that old "songs about our pets" thread from a long time ago just this week and was going to post about it. get out of my head!

Scorpio11

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[QUOTE]My fiance sings the Beyonce "Single Ladies" song to our dog but this is how it goes...  All the single puppies Oh, All the single puppies Put your paws up  Put your paws up If you like it, then you should have put a collar on it  She was a puppy when the song was popular and it just stuck! It makes me smile whenever I think about it.
Posted by LindseyandBrian2011[/QUOTE]
Wow.  Me too, except mine is "all the little puppies" and I didn't think of "put your paws up"!  It still gets in my head like way too often.  My new favorite is "If I Had a Million Puppies."  (I have two, though I suppose neither is a puppy at this point....)

LindseyandBrian2011

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Bizarre Confession : Wow.  Me too, except mine is "all the little puppies" and I didn't think of "put your paws up"!  It still gets in my head like way too often.  My new favorite is "If I Had a Million Puppies."  (I have two, though I suppose neither is a puppy at this point....)
Posted by Scorpio11[/QUOTE]

<div>Neither are mine but we still treat them like puppies. They are our babies :) I even got them both to be snugglers which is awesome. </div>