WTF Wednesday

sucrets4

WTF weather?  It was 39 at 9am.  I love cold, but would like some fall, please.

WTF fave jeans?  Why must you get a hole on the ass by the pocket?

WTF Old Navy (and myself) for selling me a shirt that had a stain on it that I couldn't get out after I got home and took all the tags off and washed it before noitcing.  Okay, so maybe that's more towards me b/c I didn't notice it.

LedZeppelin

We have the opposite WTF weather here. It's supposed to be in the high 90s today.

[Deleted User]

WTF co-worker? Why are you still complaining about the lights?

WTK work week? You're going super slow and I have part 2 of my birthday to celebrate on Friday!

WTF toe? WHY DO YOU HATE ME SO MUCH?

anna.oskar

WTF Sucrets?  I love this thread's title.

WTF body?  Why you gotta play me like that?

WTF MIL? You need to ASK if you can come over, not TELL me you'll be here at lunch.

WTF Tide?  You already have 1 cutie, do you really need 2 more?  Share?

missy68

WTF Flu Shot.
Why did the entire left side of my body hurt last night, and why does the back of my neck and between my shoulder blades hurt today?
I like you. I've gotten you every year for the past 6 years now.

maratea

Ditto Milkduds
WTF Indiana? It was 40 this morning and now it's 80? I don't know how to dress for the day. Fuckyou.

WTF me? Get a better-paying job, or get a raise here.

WTF H? Stop acting like a weiner and do yer job.

dmiller9274

WTF - Good couple friends that we saw on Saturday, make plans with us for two weeks from now, and then post on FB yesterday that you're getting a divorce.  

WTF- FI, you got the day off and slept until noon, I've been at work getting my arse handed to me all day.

TheCranberry

WTF, office?  I am wearing pants, a fleece jacket and have a blanket in my lap, but it's still freezing in here.

sucrets4

Wow, 2 WTFs about Indiana's weather!

Led - I shouldn't complain because cold is FAR better than hot in my book, and I'm so grateful to have escaped the south's heat.

sucrets4

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[QUOTE]WTF - Good couple friends that we saw on Saturday, make plans with us for two weeks from now, and then post on FB yesterday that you're getting a divorce.  
Posted by dmiller9274[/QUOTE]

Oooo, I would WTF that, too!  How were they on Sat - normal?

mrscarter052011

WTF- BFF, you're not talking to me for over a week because I can't come to your kid's birthday party after I told you two months ago when you picked the date that we were busy?

WTF-Me, could you please stop eating so that you have a chance in h3ll of fitting in to a wedding dress?

WTF-DD, you have bunk beds and you've insisted on sleeping on the floor the past two nights?

WTF-New kitten, do you really have to sleep between FI and I?  (Just kidding I love you so much. Maybe we should kick him out?)

kd.joseph

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: WTF Wednesday : Oooo, I would WTF that, too!  How were they on Sat - normal?
Posted by sucrets4[/QUOTE]

This was my question. But Sookie beat me to it.

dmiller9274

YES, they were totally fine.  We even talked about how they are getting ready for their 12 yr anniversary next month.  I sent her an email and asked WTF, she said he's been cheating for years but she's dealt with it.  I guess on Sunday their daughter caught him in the act and she decided that was it.  I have never questioned their relationship, they've always seemed so happy.  It was way weird.  I guess you never really do know what goes on at someone else's home.

and I have another one...

WTF  I have HORSES girl, why do you have to be on my month board, I can't stand going over there. 

[Deleted User]

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[QUOTE]WTF-New kitten, do you really have to sleep between FI and I?  (Just kidding I love you so much. Maybe we should kick him out?)
Posted by mrscarter052011[/QUOTE]

Picture? And aw, I love when Whisky does this. Whick reminds me.

WTF Whisky? I love you to deazth and all, but why do you have to sleep with your butt in my face? Why can't you just turn around?

LessThanZero

WTF building super? There's nothing super about you. My oven is still broken after 9 months. I wanna bake a mothereffin' cake! Is that too much to ask?!?

WTF Job? Glad to have you and all. But just wait. I've been looking for other jobs and fixing up my resume and portfolio. When a better offer does come along and I leave, you're screwed. You've given me no reason to want to stay.

WTF school buses? Is it mandatory to pick 8 children seperately at the end of their own driveway...when each driveway is 10 ft apart from the next one? Can all the children not meet in the middle-most driveway? I don't understand...

LessThanZero

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_wtf-wednesday?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:c186740f-567b-4020-86db-213b552f6169Post:17930be3-5f9a-4ff7-a5de-4e4523e7ebc3">Re: WTF Wednesday</a>:
[QUOTE] Here she is "Princess Caroline of Sparkleland" or Caroline for short.
Posted by mrscarter052011[/QUOTE]


I want one. She's so pretty.

DodgersBride

WTF Club Board- You are all planning your wedding already?! Some have venues, dresses, flowers, WP etc. Am I late or something on planning? Our wedding is in 2012

LedZeppelin

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[QUOTE]Wow, 2 WTFs about Indiana's weather! Led - I shouldn't complain because cold is FAR better than hot in my book, and I'm so grateful to have escaped the south's heat.
Posted by sucrets4[/QUOTE]

I've always hated how hot it gets here, but I shouldn't complain so much. I've learned from my recent Christmas trip to Wyoming and Nebraska that I hate snow and wind much more than I hate heat. It's give and take, I guess.

mrscarter052011

Thank you. I am obsessed with her.  We were originally going to adopt a different kitten but when we got to the shelter's adoption day the woman who had been fostering the other kitten told us about how she was still timid and would hiss when you picked her up.  (But she was so beautiful)  However, I didn't want to stress her out by bringing her home to a 5-year old.  So, they said we should look at other kittens and DD picked out Caroline.  Love at first sight. 

[Deleted User]

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[QUOTE] Here she is "Princess Caroline of Sparkleland" or Caroline for short.
Posted by mrscarter052011[/QUOTE]

I want her. You may drop her off any time after 6. Thank you.

I want a kitten. Stupid landlords who won't let us.

mrscarter052011

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[QUOTE]WTF Idiot in my German class? When is it okay to answer a question that is directed to the teacher, NOT YOU? It's a question about grading, you know, something that you probably have NO idea about.  I snapped, "I'm not talking to you!" to some idiot in class today because I asked the teacher a question about grading and this little fuuck thought he's so fuucking smart that he'll just answer the question himself WHILE the teacher was talking to me. He does this all the time. It's never okay to talk while the teacher is talking. Also, if I'm not talking to you, don't talk to me. Nail that on your pea-size brain, you moron! Whew, I need to vent!
Posted by Champagne Supernova[/QUOTE]

I hate people like that.  The know-it-alls and the ones who ask questions trying to show how smart they are.  It's awesome that you told him to shut it.

betrothed123

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[QUOTE]WTF Club Board- You are all planning your wedding already?! Some have venues, dresses, flowers, WP etc. Am I late or something on planning? Our wedding is in 2012
Posted by DodgersBride[/QUOTE]
Nah, you have plenty of time.

LedZeppelin

WTF family and friends? Why do you insist on sending me political emails? I do not enjoy them and in most cases I do not agree with you. Please, stop.

Starmusica

wtf body.. home 3 days trying to finish a project.. in the home stretch and i get the migraine from hell and can barely keep my eyes open...

[Deleted User]

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[QUOTE]WTF Idiot in my German class? When is it okay to answer a question that is directed to the teacher, NOT YOU? It's a question about grading, you know, something that you probably have NO idea about.  I snapped, "I'm not talking to you!" to some idiot in class today because I asked the teacher a question about grading and this little fuuck thought he's so fuucking smart that he'll just answer the question himself WHILE the teacher was talking to me. He does this all the time. It's never okay to talk while the teacher is talking. Also, if I'm not talking to you, don't talk to me. Nail that on your pea-size brain, you moron! Whew, I need to vent!
Posted by Champagne Supernova[/QUOTE]

I had a girl like that who always seemed to be in my lit class. Raised her hand 30 times a class, shouted out answers, butted in when others were talking. Everyone hated her.

But the most outrageous thing I ever saw her do still gets me. The professor wrote something on the board (can't even remember what at this point), then turned back to face the class. The girl actually got up, walked behind the professor and the desk, erased what she wrote, and rewrote it with the correct spelling. Everyone had that WTF look on their face and the professor was awesome. She just said, "Are you finished proving that you know everything there is to know in this world?"

LedZeppelin

WTF neck and shoulders? Why do you hurt so much? What did I do to you?

WTF FB friends? Why do you keep posting "you like it on the counter/couch/floor?" I get what it's about, but it's stupid, not funny - just stupid.

anna.oskar

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[QUOTE]WTF family and friends? Why do you insist on sending me political emails? I do not enjoy them and in most cases I do not agree with you. Please, stop.
Posted by LedZeppelin[/QUOTE]

WTF Jimmy Page?

But I totally just sent you an email that proves that Obama is really an old-school KGB spy, Pelosi has sister-wives in Utah,  John Kerry is a cyborg, G. W. Bush has been stalking the Kardashians, and Palin is the result of a breeding experiment between a moose and a jackalope.

kd.joseph

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: WTF Wednesday : I had a girl like that who always seemed to be in my lit class. Raised her hand 30 times a class, shouted out answers, butted in when others were talking. Everyone hated her. But the most outrageous thing I ever saw her do still gets me. The professor wrote something on the board (can't even remember what at this point), then turned back to face the class. The girl actually got up, walked behind the professor and the desk, erased what she wrote, and rewrote it with the correct spelling. Everyone had that WTF look on their face and the professor was awesome. She just said, "Are you finished proving that you know everything there is to know in this world?"
Posted by Seshat411[/QUOTE]

I have to ask, did she learn her lesson or continue her behavior?

Personally, I would have asked why she was in my class if she already knew everything.

cakegirl.73

WTF- client who ordered cake three months ago..don't call the day before its due and change your mind.

WTF- ATL weather..make up your mind- hot or cold

wtf- WEEK...Stop dragging on already.

DodgersBride

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: WTF Wednesday : Nah, you have plenty of time.
Posted by betrothed123[/QUOTE]

Oh I know. I seriously don't want to start planning for a while. I try to be the voice of reason since we are so far out from what I learned being on these boards. It all major puppies and rainbows.

betrothed123

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[QUOTE]WTF FB friends? Why do you keep posting "you like it on the counter/couch/floor?" I get what it's about, but it's stupid, not funny - just stupid.
Posted by LedZeppelin[/QUOTE]
I've seen this exactly twice on my wall so far.  I actually asked my H the other day if it would be too bitchy of me to post on both of them "Oh, so that's where you like your purse?  I just toss mine wherever when I get home."  He assured me it was hilarious to think it but wouldn't be so funny to my friends when they saw it.