Bitch it Out

HKD817

Let it out girls...here is a place to vent about what friggin pissed you the hell off today!!

I have a customer to thinks he is entitled to everything and is a pain the ass!!! Everytime I try to finalize his paperwork so he can pick up his new car, he tells me, and I quote "I dont have time for you"...and hangs up. It is taking all my strength to not tell him to F himself.

SarahPLiz

My cable went out just before Maury revealed if the baby's daddy was the BF or his little brother.

Nebb

... nothing? It has been dead at work and I spent the morning shopping for sports bras and shooting the shiit with my coworkers and everyone has left for the day so ive been just "here" all afternoon. Its been a pretty great day, for once.

angel2210

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[QUOTE]My cable went out just before Maury revealed if the baby's daddy was the BF or his little brother.
Posted by SarahPLiz[/QUOTE]

It was probably neither, ha.

I got my work schedule for next week this morning. Next Friday I have a very important doctor's appointment at 8:30 am. The ONLY shift I'm scheduled for next week starts at 10 am that day. Ugh.

Steph0871

My only bitch is against the stupid dog owners at the dog park.  They came in bitching about aggressive breads (there was a pitbull mix at the park... who was totally well behaved, btw.)  While they were on their soap box, their stupid little  shitzu attacked my puppy for no reason at all.

When we got home, we realized he had a nice 2 inch gash on the back of his neck. 

(I've already complained about this on my club board so sorry if anyone reads it twice!)

SarahPLiz

angel, you are probably right.  I still want to find it online so I can see the rest of the episode, though.

Steph0871

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[QUOTE]My cable went out just before Maury revealed if the baby's daddy was the BF or his little brother.
Posted by SarahPLiz[/QUOTE]


Let me reinact for you:

"JOHN... you areee.... NOT the father!"
John: "ha! Told you so. You whore! I can't believe you were sleeping with my brother! blahblahblah"
baby mamma: "but I looveee you so much! Please forgive me! That test is wrong *sob* I just know in my heart its *sob* your *sob* child!"

katiewhompus

I got nothing. Today is a puppies and rainbows meets exhausted kind of day. Now it's time for glorious Home Depot paint shopping and closet organizer shopping

Oh, and my dog walked the entire yard today which is a huge feat for her. 5 more pounds and we might be able to take walks down the road

BecW2be

I'm sick to fucking death of working in a department of 2 with enough work for 4-5 people.

raynes

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[QUOTE]My only bitch is against the stupid dog owners at the dog park.  They came in bitching about <strong>aggressive breads</strong> (there was a pitbull mix at the park... who was totally well behaved, btw.)  While they were on their soap box, their stupid little  shitzu attacked my puppy for no reason at all. When we got home, we realized he had a nice 2 inch gash on the back of his neck.  (I've already complained about this on my club board so sorry if anyone reads it twice!)
Posted by Steph0871[/QUOTE]

Is that like a "Vive la resistance" loaf?  Or perhaps the kind you use for a pumperknuckle sandwich?

:P

FutureMrsFraser

At work: I had an attorney argue with me about something that I know is incorrect, and I even pulled the statute and read it to him and he still says he's right. So I just got our attorney involved, and she set him straight! ha.  Regardless of my satisfaction when she told him I was right and he was wrong, it still took a lot of time out of my day, which I needed for other projects!

At home: I hate living in an apartment and having my packages delivered to the office... I never get home before they close! ( I do think it's better than just leaving it on my door where it could potentially get stolen. I had two packages delivered this week and I haven't got them yet.

SarahPLiz

Thanks, Steph!

Steph0871

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Bitch it Out : Is that like a "Vive la resistance" loaf?  Or perhaps the kind you use for a pumperknuckle sandwich? :P
Posted by raynes[/QUOTE]


DAMMIT. I've typed the word "breed" like 10 times today, and caught the "bread" misspelling every time... until now. FAIL.

DodgersBride

At work: My boss which I stated why in the confession thread.

Home: The owner of the dog that attack my parent's dog and bit my step-dad for no reason.

M&R7111

My sunburn - painful but tolerable - just became I T C H Y and pincy and not amount of lotion, aloe, menthol, benadryll, cortizone cream, cold compresses, cold shower, oatmeal baths, vinegar, milk, standing in front of the AC, or any other OTC/home remedy will cure.

I am going to die, holy sh*t.

raynes

CS, I read chopper as 'copter and was all "but helicopter's don't have wheels".  Durrrr.

Steph#'s, it's ok.  I'm having a realllly bad typing day, and would probably make the same mistake, (I acutally had to think long and hard about how to spell "bread") but that was too fun to pass up.

Nebb

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Bitch it Out : Is that like a "Vive la resistance" loaf?  Or perhaps the kind you use for a pumperknuckle sandwich? :P
Posted by raynes[/QUOTE]

Baahahahaha, zing!

FutureMrsFraser

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[QUOTE] I wanna slash their tires.
Posted by Champagne Supernova[/QUOTE]

Oooh I vote slashing their tires! It will make you feel so much better!

FutureMrsFraser

Champagne your cats are adorable.

alehayes

Work:  My class has been terrorizing everything all day.  Me, each other, the classroom, toys.  Not listening.  Being physically violent.  Generally needing a whoopin'.

Home: I can't find my camera battery charger.  I kinda need my camera for the weekend, and I'm leaving straight from work for FI's town, so I can't look for it some more.  And the only replacement chargers I've found have to be ordered online.  And are sixty bucks. 

I'm half-tempted just to buy a $25 polaroid digital from Target to use.  I'm soooooooooooooooo ticked.

shellydiane820

I'm a little gassy today, but other than that, I'm okay.

JennaV26

My best guy friend in the whole wide world was just dumped by his girlfriend a month ago. I totally tried to break them up for well over a year because I hated her.  A few months ago she and I became friends because, well, it's just easier... then she dumps him.

Why didn't she dump him while I hated her guts?!?! I would have celebrated, bought him some beer, took the role as Wing Woman when we went out. Dangit. Now I'm just in a weird position! Grrrr!!

deepcovejackie

My hair is doing something weird.  It's uncooperative.

Steph0871

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Bitch it Out : Is that like a "Vive la resistance" loaf?  Or perhaps the kind you use for a pumperknuckle sandwich? :P
Posted by raynes[/QUOTE]


K. I admit. This is my favorite line of the day.

Blueyed228

I posted this already when I got home last night, but here goes.

Last night at work some douche came up to me being all high and mighty asking if I was "just a bartender" or if I actually had a real job.  When I informed him that yes, for now, this is all I do, but when I start to not love my job I will put my college degrees to work.

THEN he hands me his business card and tells me he is a nutritionist.  He tells me to give him a call when I want to "take care of that" (waving his scrawny little finger in a circle at my midsection).

Thats when I told him to go eff his mother.

deepcovejackie

Wow, blue what an ass!  Was he at least drunk?

Blueyed228

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[QUOTE]Wow, blue what an ass!  Was he at least drunk?
Posted by deepcovejackie[/QUOTE]

He was 4 long islands deep.  And clearly a virgin.  No one gets laid with that attitude.

deepcovejackie

God what a knob.

apricot239

FI's best friend is in town for the week and is b!tching at FI to join the military and calling me a "lazy mexican who is just mooching off his best friend". I lost my job two months ago and before that I paid all the bills, rent, food, utilities, insurance, car payment, FI's student loan's, everything. And now that FI has to step up and pay for some stuff I'm holding him back?

abbiewebster

apricot....fis best friend needs a thump...what an asshole


- fis ex wife as just randomly decided to stop paying her half of the mortgage (of the house shes lived in for the past 3 years since they divorced with her baby daddy-who she cheated on fi with) so now we have our rent and a mortgage to pay for...she claims she cant afford it because shes saving up for her wedding...NO SH!T so are we...

polichik

Here's my mild bitching... My shower is tomorrow, and I'm really excited! I went to lunch with two of my friends who were invited to the shower. They hadn't RSVP'd by the date, so the host asked me to remind them. I did, in a very light-hearted fashion. I found out that they hadn't even bothered responding. I mean, I totally understand that they didn't want to come, but it's really rude to a host not to RSVP, especially for a restaurant shower.