Negative Nelly

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Can I go off topic and tell you all that River Monsters is the most terrifying show in the history of terror?

jennylove810

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_negative-nelly?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:cb18e6d6-26f9-48e4-99dc-9dbca75fcab5Post:a0b2eb86-25f5-4bf0-a796-47cee3aeeb05">Re: Negative Nelly</a>:
[QUOTE]Can I go off topic and tell you all that River Monsters is the most terrifying show in the history of terror?
Posted by cew515[/QUOTE]

I 100% believe you.  I am deathly afraid of fish with teeth.

betrothed123

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_negative-nelly?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:cb18e6d6-26f9-48e4-99dc-9dbca75fcab5Post:9c8a430f-76cd-4cf0-a81b-bc3ba494b865">Re: Negative Nelly</a>:
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Negative Nelly : I really need to get my damn passport. I keep getting offered awesome things by nice americans and I cant take them up on their offers :(
Posted by Nebb[/QUOTE]

Umm yeah... and I'll take you to the wineries around here.  We've already established you don't live too far from me.

Nebb

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_negative-nelly?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:cb18e6d6-26f9-48e4-99dc-9dbca75fcab5Post:a0b2eb86-25f5-4bf0-a796-47cee3aeeb05">Re: Negative Nelly</a>:
[QUOTE]Can I go off topic and tell you all that River Monsters is the most terrifying show in the history of terror?
Posted by cew515[/QUOTE]
Ive seen ads for that and I cant say I ever want to watch it.

maratea

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_negative-nelly?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:cb18e6d6-26f9-48e4-99dc-9dbca75fcab5Post:9c8a430f-76cd-4cf0-a81b-bc3ba494b865">Re: Negative Nelly</a>:
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Negative Nelly : I really need to get my damn passport. I keep getting offered awesome things by nice americans and I cant take them up on their offers :(
Posted by Nebb[/QUOTE]
Are passport cards offered in Canada as well? So you can travel just between Canada and the US/Mexico.

Nebb

Yeah I think they are but theyre both of equal inconvenience for me to get and im pretty lazy and cheap. Why get a passport when I could get 2-3 cases of beer.

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I'm afraid of all fish. On one show, they talked about this tiny fish that swam up a many's penis and then these barbed wire nightmares came out and it was stuck. Horrifying.

christyran1228

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_negative-nelly?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:cb18e6d6-26f9-48e4-99dc-9dbca75fcab5Post:c1d8609d-47cf-40df-9110-a48afdcc02a7">Re: Negative Nelly</a>:
[QUOTE]If they ask, you could say "sure!" and then bust out a double sided dildo.
Posted by cew515[/QUOTE]


ROFL

or,

"Of course!! Let me go get my strap-on!!"

That would be so fabulous.  lol

maratea

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_negative-nelly?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:cb18e6d6-26f9-48e4-99dc-9dbca75fcab5Post:3fc6e00a-88bd-464c-a041-70e4321768cf">Re: Negative Nelly</a>:
[QUOTE]Yeah I think they are but theyre both of equal inconvenience for me to get and im pretty lazy and cheap. Why get a passport when I could get 2-3 cases of beer.
Posted by Nebb[/QUOTE]
I like your thinking.

missy68

This is exactly why I don't like to swim in water if I cannot see through it to the bottom.

I've watched movies like Pirahna WAY too many times.

queendirectory

I hate it when posters write the phrase "real wedding," unless they are posting a comparison with the wedding they had in third grade to that boy who sat behind them.

Similarly, I hate it when posters write or insinuate that a real wedding involves religion or a church.  If you define your marriage in religous terms, fine, but don't imply that a wedding is fake because it didn't involve your god.  It makes me want to reply that their wedding wasn't real because their god isn't real, but I don't because I'm a Positive Pussy.

By they way, Hi Snarky Brides. *quick wave*

I also hate that The Knot doesn't let you change your user name.

jennylove810

Ok, I'll take your share of the rum.  And I just bought some new flamingo straws for my sister's luau/graduation party in 2 weeks, so you'll even get a fantastically awesome straw.

leayn

I believe I mentioned I would start to hate around 10pm.  It actually started around 9:45pm.  So close!!!