I was so drunk, I didn't notice there was a bullet in my head.

Anysunrise

http://www.thestar.com/news/world/article/851721--party-goer-didn-t-notice-he-d-been-shot-in-head-for-five-years

What's the drunkest you've ever been?

SarahPLiz

I don't remember. Seriously. 

MeaghanandMichael

The drunkest??

Yeah, it is nsfk.

MarriedInAFever

The most drunk I've ever been occurred when a mutual friend was playing at a bar and bought us Jaeger bombs. I remember drinking two after several beers. Then I woke up in my bed feeling like crap.

Apparently I drank a lot more than two.

SarahPLiz

I can tell you, though, that the one time my mother ever admits to being drunk, she woke up with a bean in her nose. A dry kidney bean. She has no idea where it came from or why it was there. I have seen her buzzed since then, but not really drunk. 

allisong23

I puked on a swan once. The swan was not amused. Who knew  swans didn't like to be puked on and will hisss when it occurs?

katiewhompus

How did you manage to puke on a swan? That is crazy!

Nebb

There was another time, when I met my ex boyfriend. We had a house party and my guy roomate was his best friend and we had never met. I started drinking at about 4pm (STRONG vodka+cran's) and the guy warns me I better slow down or im going to get trashed. I didnt listen. Some guy attempted to assault my roomates sister in the bathroom where the keg was and my roomate was on the rampage and heard sex noises coming from my room and kicked open my bedroom door - it was just me and his friend so he stood in the door laughing before shutting it and then the next thing I remember I was wrapped in a blanket outside talking to the cops about my roomates sister being assaulted (im sure a drunk half naked girl is totally credible!). Im not even sure if guy said goodbye or whatever because I was so drunk I hardly even remember being with him. I was toast the next day, but I ended up dating the guy for a while after that so something good came out of the evening.

allisong23

I was in the back seat of my MOH's Cutlass (the two door kind), with MOH driving and another friend in the front. We had been drinking for a while (this was the same night MOH made "twin trickles" while we both popped a squat in friend's driveway and peed right there while we waited for her to sneak out of her parent's house). We were parked right next to a boat ramp at a beach, drinking, when I knew I had to puke. There was a mad panic as friend in front got out and pulled the seat forward so I could get out. I made it out and started puking in the water. My eyes are closed but I start to hear this really loud hissing. I opened my eyes and saw that I had been puking all over this swan who was in the water. He was PISSED and started flapping his wings, sending puke flying everywhere. Opps. My bad.

vegasgroom

I was drunk enough one time that as I followed my friends back to the car we all came in, I got in the car with some other random group of people who I thought were my friends, and they were drunk enough that they didn't realize I was not supposed to be there.  Fortunately one of my friends noticed and came and pulled me out before I got myself into real trouble.  That was early 20's college time.

Anysunrise

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_drunk-didnt-notice-there-bullet-head?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:d6aa00e5-fd81-43ae-8a41-dee00addc935Post:e1e53195-dc8d-456a-9859-095281d74d2b">Re: I was so drunk, I didn't notice there was a bullet in my head.</a>:
[QUOTE]I puked on a swan once. The swan was not amused. Who knew  swans didn't like to be puked on and will hisss when it occurs?
Posted by allisong23[/QUOTE]

I want to know how this came about.

amylydia23

I have a funny story about my sister because I choose not to talk about the drunkest I've ever been...

We had made jello shots for a friend's birthday but no one ended up drinking them so by the end of the night 3 of us took about 2 trays of jello shots to our faces.  I passed out on the couch at my sister's apartment and she had gone to bed.  Her FI at the time came home which kind of woke me up and when he opened the bedroom door he says "Mama, whats wrong?  Did you throw up in the bed?"  and she starts SCREAMING at him how dare you say that I did something like that I would never and tried to blame it on the the 3rd person we were with who lives one floor up from her and she had left long before either of us went to bed.  She made him sleep in his game room in his chair he plays video games in because she was so mad at him.

jemmini6

Sadly...I think I win so far.  I won't go into too much detail, but I was 15, it was my first time drinking, ever, I had 8 double shot of Jose Cuervo dark tequilla (and keep in mind I probably only weighed like 95 lbs back then).  Long story short, I ended up getting driven home on the HOOD of a car and woke up on the bathroom floor of my friends house wearing a different shirt.

Needless to say, I was in college before I had another drink and I still cannot drink tequilla to this day.

amylydia23

Jemm- You just made me throw up in my mouth a little bit and I love tequila

Long story short for me- I put myself in the hospital with a BAC of .38 after drinking half a handle of vodka while I was on blood thinners. nuff said.

rhodesign

I was out my sophomore year of college with my co-workers, drinking vodka and kool-aid where the kool-aid was made WITH the vodka...

Anyway, I stumble home and I remember going to bed. My roommate was there with her boyfriend and they were in the top bunk, I was on the bottom. I remember waking up to puke in the bathroom (BRIGHT red). I came back to "bed" or so I thought.

I wake up off and on in the morning, on a couch in a room that's not mine. I figure at one point that I was across the hall in another two girls' room who had a similar set up, so I go back to sleep. When I finally realy wake up, I'm in the room alone and those girls are nowhere to be seen. I go into the hallway and look at the door, and not only am I not in those girls' room, but I'm in a room of two girls I don't know AND I'm on another floor of the dorm!

I go back upstairs to my room and my roommate asks me where I went. I asked her if I fell asleep there and she said yes, and that I went to the bathroom to puke and came back to bed. So somewhere between the puking and going back to bed I wandered out of my room to a completely different floor and pass out on the couch of two girls I don't know! I found out later that the girls whose room it was saw me on their couch after coming home and recognized me because they were in classes with my roommate, so they put a blanket on me and let me sleep. They didnt know why I was there, but let it go! They left their door unlocked because a friend was visiting from out of town and didn't have a key!

Yeah, that was definitely the worst!

jasmineh7777

Ali- Classic.
Number- I remember that story! Crazy.

I don't remember my junior or senior years of high school too well.
I once drank way too much and did a concoction of other bad things, that I won't say explicitly here, because they were very illegal.

I was in drama club, and we partied way more than any other group. At one cast party, my best friend and I got smashed. It was at his grandma's house, because she was out of town. (My best friend is gay, so this wasn't sexual). I couldn't walk down teh stairs so he gave me a piggy back ride.

We get down stairs to see our very straight friend J standing there in nothing but his socks. He yells, "I think I'm  gay" and locks himself in the bathroom. He then becomes the fuucking Hulk and rips the sink OFF the wall. We somehow managed to fix that sink before the grandma got home. I made out with probably 3 different chicks at that party. OOps.

And the first time I got drunk was the notorious lobster incident.

amylydia23

The way I read the lobster incident reminds me of 40 Year Old Virgin with the shrimp...

jasmineh7777

I haven't seen that one Amy. (Or any popular movies made after 1989.) Whomp, whomp!

But Hi Amy! Tell me a drunk story.

amylydia23

This actually happened this weekend.  It is not the drunkest I've been but I was fairly wasted.  My H likes to bring our dog with us over to friends houses especially if we are going to be there for a while.  As much as I dont want to leave her in her crate, I just get so stressed at someone else's house when shes with us.  Well my worst nightmare came true this weekend and somehow Lilly got out at our friend's house.  I was fine up until we found her and I lost it.  I cried for like 2 hours while I sat outside with her.  I was not aware that I was being fed shots for those 2 hours.  I dont know how I got home or how I ended up all snug as a bug in a rug in my bed but I woke up at like 6 am because the microwave was beeping.  I found that ALL of our chicken nuggets had been made and had been sitting out for quite some time.  I asked my H in the morning why he did that and he told me I did it because I said I was starving and I was a bad mommny for letting the dog escape and I was going to eat away my sorrows. 

I seriously haven't gotten like that in over 2 years.  I was so embarrassed but thank god everyone else was just as drunk if not more than I was.

jasmineh7777

Eating away your sorrows is the best solution. My cat got out and I cried the whole day. I understand your puppy tears.

amylydia23

I think it made it worse because my H left yesterday for the field for a few weeks and shes like my little beagle of support.  I thought she was gone. 

jasmineh7777

Is your H military? That would be so hard. I think  you need another dog to keep you and the beagle company.

rhodesign

I was in drama club, and we partied way more than any other group.

Jasmineh, my favorite parties in college were with the drama students! They had an off-campus house called "The trailer" where 3 bucks got you a cup and all the beer you wanted. There was always lots of booze and interesting, well, drama! My bff from college experienced a turning point at one of those parties where he realized he was gay (though no ripping sinks off the bathroom walls).

amylydia23

He's in the Army and the field time sucks but I knew what I was signing up for.  We shouldn't have to do anymore deployments though thank god.

thesuninherhead

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_drunk-didnt-notice-there-bullet-head?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:d6aa00e5-fd81-43ae-8a41-dee00addc935Post:eec27810-2312-4ae0-b7bd-3e6434999323">Re: I was so drunk, I didn't notice there was a bullet in my head.</a>:
[QUOTE]The most drunk I've ever been occurred when a mutual friend was playing at a bar and bought us Jaeger bombs. I remember drinking two after several beers. Then I woke up in my bed feeling like crap. Apparently I drank a lot more than two.
<p>Posted by MarriedInAFever[/QUOTE]</p><p> </p><p>Mine is pretty much exactly this, except it was green chartreuse and I woke up on the lounge room floor with no memory. </p>

amylydia23

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_drunk-didnt-notice-there-bullet-head?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:d6aa00e5-fd81-43ae-8a41-dee00addc935Post:c5f1e4ce-b0bc-41e6-805d-9b0f17c9784a">Re: I was so drunk, I didn't notice there was a bullet in my head.</a>:
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: I was so drunk, I didn't notice there was a bullet in my head. :   Mine is pretty much exactly this, except it was<strong> green chartreuse</strong> and I woke up on the lounge room floor with no memory. 
Posted by thesuninherhead[/QUOTE]
What is this?  I am interested to know

impslave

The most drunk I've been was (other than college) on my 29th birthday.  My friends took me out and I was bad - doing tequila shots while also drinking Absolut Citron with cranberry juice.  I remember stepping outside the bar to "get some air," but I then ended up calling a cab to get me home.  I remember the cab arriving and getting in, but I don't remember giving the driver my address.  He had to wake me up when he pulled up in front of my apartment building.

I made it to my bedroom and passed out wearing nothing but the contact lenses I should have removed.  When my alarm went off, my eyes were sealed shut and I wanted to die.  My carpool buddy came to pick me up and I was on my living room floor in the fetal position.  I still made it in to work, didn't get anything done, but at least I was there.  That was my "I'm never drinking this much again" moment.

thesuninherhead

from wiki:

"Chartreuse (pronounced: [ʃaʁtʁøz]) is a French liqueur made by the Carthusian Monks, popular since the 1740s. It is composed of distilled alcohol aged with 130 herbal extracts. The liqueur is named after the Monks' Grande Chartreuse monastery, located in the Chartreuse Mountains in the general region of Grenoble in France. The liqueur is produced in a factory in the nearby town of Voiron (Isère).

Green Chartreuse (110 proof or 55%) is a naturally green liqueur flavored with extracts from 132 plants with its coloring coming from chlorophyll."

 

It essentially tastes like highly alcoholic grass. It's totally gross and really not intended to be consumed in the way that I and my friends did that night (but this was before the days of jaegerbombs!)

amylydia23

Ohhh not for me.  I didn't know if it was like a green monster, which are amazing by the way.

future-mrs

These stories are that "I feel your pain" type of deal and interesting at the same time.

Let's see, the drunkest I've ever been.  I can think of 3 moments that pretty much equal each other but we'll go with the most recent.  1 year ago last week actually, after my uncle passed away.  I went on a 1-week drinking binge (yeah, go me :P)  but the beginning of it was the worst . My friends and the FI all went with me because they were really worried and we went to the bar.  I was on a mission.  I don't remember what all I drank but I know it was an array of different shots with tons of beer in between. 

Needless to say I ended up down the street from FI's house, puking by a tree and crying my eyes out.  Him and his roomate had to carry me back to the house and I laid on the ground for awhile because the rain felt so good.  FI had to carry me IN the house and peel my clothes off (I was soaked)  Luckily, I didn't have to work the next day but I did have a serious hangover.  :P

1 other time, once I puked in the living room of my parents friends house and they are rich people with white carpet.  (Not good, my dad was PISSED)

And the last story ended up with me puking in a dorm of some college guy friends of mine and telling my 2 week then b/f that I loved him, in between throwing up.  HA!

breezerb

Oh god, I can't even start... let's just say I have lived my drunken life to the fullest?

The one thing I am truly most surprised about is that I haven't drown yet... Almost every time I have gotten REALLY drunk, my favourite thing to do is have a bath... and almost every time I have woken up in freezing cold bath water with my head resting on the side of the tub...

OOOHHH and I love milk when I am drunk... which is probably the grossest thing but I find it coats my stomach (kinda like pepto bismol?)... when I was younger my mom always said she knew when I had been drinking because I would drink a full bag of milk and leave the empty container on the counter...