I would prefer to not wear pants.

jennylove810

So next Thursday, I'm going to see Gaga in Hartford - naturally, I need to figure out my outfit because no one goes to see Gaga without dressing up.

My inspiration:


My dilemma - if I wear a leotard, pantyhose & fishnets, and a sparkly cropped jacket, do you think I'd be denied entry?

Cause.. ya know.. I won't be wearing pants.

katiewhompus

Get old school tear away pants

RachNRich

Wear shorts over top. Take shorts off upon entrance. Win win!

npasquale16

I', pretty sure you won't be denied entrance.  When she came to NYC, everyone dressed up in leotards, men and women.

SarahPLiz

You don't need pants.

I met a guy this weekend that saw her at Lollapalooza in Chicago. He said it was all good for about an hour, and then she told all the guys to whip out their c*cks for the next set. He said that made him a bit uncomfortable, as he waited for her to whip hers out. Really, he said it was very entertaining. 

shellydiane820

Maybe if you wear a leotard on your head it will block out the horrific sound.

Shaye526

I wish I could help you with this, but I effing HATE Lady Gaga, so all of my efforts would be a hinderance.

jennylove810

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[QUOTE]Maybe if you wear a leotard on your head it will block out the horrific sound.
Posted by shellydiane820[/QUOTE]

Blasphemy!
Rah Rah Ah Ah Ah!

And you girls are way smarter than me.  I didn't even think about wearing clothes in, then taking them off.  ::facepalm::

jennylove810

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[QUOTE]You don't need pants. I met a guy this weekend that saw her at Lollapalooza in Chicago. <strong>He said it was all good for about an hour, and then she told all the guys to whip out their c*cks for the next set. </strong>He said that made him a bit uncomfortable, as he waited for her to whip hers out. Really, he said it was very entertaining. 
Posted by SarahPLiz[/QUOTE]

Ahhh!!!

shellydiane820

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[QUOTE]I wish I could help you with this, but I effing HATE Lady Gaga, so all of my efforts would be a hinderance.
Posted by Shaye526[/QUOTE]

<div>Thank you!</div><div>
</div><div>Apart from her awful clothing and ugly face, I'm not sure what makes her music so different from everything else.</div>

Shaye526

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: I would prefer to not wear pants. : Thank you! Apart from her awful clothing and ugly face, I'm not sure what makes her music so different from everything else.
Posted by shellydiane820[/QUOTE]

There's nothing that makes her music any different. if she was ok looking and dressed normally, no one would pay her any attention. I hate her, but she is a marketing genius. She makes people believe that she's worth a damn.

She pulls this "I'm an artist act".

No bitch, I'm an artist. I have been doing art for my whole life, went to school for art and work in an artistic field. I don't have to put on a poncho full of Kermit the frog puppets and sing about a disco stick.

There really are no words to state how much I can't stand this phony mother-effer.
So I'm sorry to the OP. I guess just dress like a man and tell everyone you're Lady Gaga - trust me, everyone will "get it".

pirategal03

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: I would prefer to not wear pants. : Blasphemy! Rah Rah Ah Ah Ah!
Posted by jennylove810[/QUOTE]

<3

npasquale16

Literally, my friend said no one was wearing clothes.  A ton of people were wearing leotards, bathing suits, basically whatever. 

Do they even check what you're wearing?  At the concert we went to (last week?  I forget--on the 29th), a man was wearing just a diaper. 

shellydiane820

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[QUOTE]Literally, my friend said no one was wearing clothes.  A ton of people were wearing leotards, bathing suits, basically whatever.  Do they even check what you're wearing?  At the concert we went to (last week?  I forget--on the 29th), a man was wearing just a diaper. 
Posted by npasquale16[/QUOTE]

<div>wtf?  That's just stupid.</div>

jennylove810

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[QUOTE]Literally, my friend said no one was wearing clothes.  A ton of people were wearing leotards, bathing suits, basically whatever.  Do they even check what you're wearing?  <strong>At the concert we went to (last week?  I forget--on the 29th), a man was wearing just a diaper. 
</strong>Posted by npasquale16[/QUOTE]

Well that's crossing a line.  I don't actually know if they check what you wear, but I'm normal and I do in fact wear pants on a daily basis, so naturally I worry about this sort of stuff.

And Shaye, I hear you.  Gaga's very polarizing. People either love her or hate her.  I'm a radio DJ on a top 40 station, so believe me.. I get it.  However, I'll have none of this generic "OP" stuff, boo that.  I'm Jenny, nice to meet you ;)

aprovencher21

I don't think you need to wear pants....but I do think you need to take pictures of yourself sans pants.  Please.

npasquale16

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: I would prefer to not wear pants. : <strong>Well that's crossing a line. </strong> I don't actually know if they check what you wear, but I'm normal and I do in fact wear pants on a daily basis, so naturally I worry about this sort of stuff. And Shaye, I hear you.  Gaga's very polarizing. People either love her or hate her.  I'm a radio DJ on a top 40 station, so believe me.. I get it.  However, I'll have none of this generic "OP" stuff, boo that.  I'm Jenny, nice to meet you ;)
Posted by jennylove810[/QUOTE]
Yeah, it was pretty ridiculous.  I think if he got in, you'll be okay :)

jennylove810

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[QUOTE]I don't think you need to wear pants....but I do think you need to take pictures of yourself sans pants.  Please.
Posted by aprovencher21[/QUOTE]

Well now that's just a given.

RachNRich

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: I would prefer to not wear pants. : Thank you! Apart from her awful clothing and <strong>ugly face</strong>, I'm not sure what makes her music so different from everything else.
Posted by shellydiane820[/QUOTE]
someone told me I looked like her once. I think it was someone on TK too....ugh.

shellydiane820

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: I would prefer to not wear pants. : How could I forget!!!11!! <3 you're my twin. (and we so do not look like lady ca ca.)
Posted by RachNRich[/QUOTE]
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Shaye526

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: I would prefer to not wear pants. : Well that's crossing a line.  I don't actually know if they check what you wear, but I'm normal and I do in fact wear pants on a daily basis, so naturally I worry about this sort of stuff. <strong>And Shaye, I hear you.  Gaga's very polarizing. People either love her or hate her.  I'm a radio DJ on a top 40 station, so believe me.. I get it.  However, I'll have none of this generic "OP" stuff, boo that.  I'm Jenny, nice to meet you ;)</strong>
Posted by jennylove810[/QUOTE]


Ahh thank you. I was pretty sure after I hit the submit button that you were going to hate me. But I couldn't help it, I hate that wo(man).

Very nice to meet you Jenny. That sounds like an awesome job!

vegasgroom

So basically a Lady Gaga concert is like going to Burning Man but coupled with horrible music?  LOL

Shaye526

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[QUOTE]So basically a Lady Gaga concert is like going to Burning Man but coupled with horrible music?  LOL
Posted by vegasgroom[/QUOTE]

Yes, this! but coupled with horrible music and/or STD's (NOT Save the Dates).

jennylove810

Shaye, you have a wine glass in your siggy.  I automatically like you!

JennaV26

Gaahhh I'm jealous. I think your outfit sounds bangin' and you should totally go for it. But I'd also make sure you have a place to stick your mace so you can mace any diaper-wearing-psycho-fans who may try to cut you in line.

jennylove810

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[QUOTE]Gaahhh I'm jealous. I think your outfit sounds bangin' and you should totally go for it. But I'd also make sure you have a place to stick your mace so you can mace any diaper-wearing-psycho-fans who may try to cut you in line.
Posted by JennaV26[/QUOTE]

LOL!!!  Ohh the visual in my head right now...

Btw Jenna, I didn't comment in your thread cause I wasn't on much this weekend and by the time I saw it, it was pretty much buried, but your pro pics are STUNNING.  Really, really beautiful, I loved looking at your photographer's blog and I'm so glad you posted it :)

rhodesign

AHHHHHHAEW##@OMG!!!12111@@#@!@!@#!

Sorry I'm late and I'm jumping in here.
I just saw her in milwaukee on thursday! We dressed up and it was awesome! My friend did her VMAs red veil outfit. I did this:


and I did NOT wear pants! It was so liberating...
My friend had the camera so I'll show pics of my version later
Have fun! Her show is AMAZING!

Lenore2010

I think so far as the Gaga wear goes, she looked at old 80's pics of Prince and lost her mind from there. Her music is entirely forgettable to me, not bad but not notably good.

You will look good whatever you wear, don't worry about it.

frogurt814

I went to a Gaga concert in July in St. Louis.  There were plenty of people not wearing pants, and they got into the concert just fine. 

zippityb

I went to Gaga in the top I wore to work and some jeans. I was a rebel.

She's going to lick her piano keyboard for a good 5 minutes. I suggest you go get your beer during that time.