Confessions?

LessThanZero

I was inspired by the thread on E.  : )

Let's do it!

I confess that I laugh when people fall. I know it's wrong, and it's nothing personal towards people. But something about people falling down is just insanely hysterical to me. It's like I hear Looney Tunes sound effects when it happens and I just burst into laughter. I don't think the injuries that result from falling are funny, but just the falling itself. 

This is why I once watched "Scarlett Takes a Tumble" on YouTube about 23 times in row and laughed until I couldn't breathe anymore.

I also confess that seeing "ZOMG" makes me want to punch something. I don't know why.

SEWF

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[QUOTE]I also confess that seeing "ZOMG" makes me want to punch something. I don't know why.
Posted by LessThanZero[/QUOTE]

<div>This. I mean, I'm not going to ask people to stop, because this is the internet and all and people will do whatever the hell they want, but it makes me want to kick something.</div><div>
</div><div>I confess that I'm kind of obsessed with Harry Potter and Twilight fanfiction. Some of it is really good. It's hard for me to get invested in fiction stories, and I think I stick with these because I know and love the characters already. </div>

Nebb

since ive started counting calories again and working out (cardio+heavy weights), ive actually gained 3-4lbs and my clothes fit worse than when i started. im so fucking pissed off and discouraged, but ive been assured by my doc i have nothing wrong with me causing it, so i have no idea wtf im doing wrong. i want to punch everyone with a high metabolism.

allisong23

I confess that I have my glucose tolerance test today, and i am terrified I will fail. I am sure that KW eats better and takes better care of herself than I ever could, and if it happened to her, I am destined to get it. I know it is not the end of the world, but iit still scares me.

JenGin74

I laugh when people fall too. I mean, I ask them if they're alright and try to help them up, but I'm usually laughing the whole time.

Sweded

I'll ditto the laughing when people fall thing.  I embarrassed the hell out of friend doing that once.  This lady ate it at the airport.  Everyone was rushing over to help and people were looking at me (and my friend) like I was the devil because even though I had managed to stifle my laughter, I was bright red and had tears running down my face. 

FTR:  She was really hurt, just a bruised knee, but everyone ran over like her leg had fallen of. 

I confess to not being able to stop thinking about my wedding.  I thought it would get better once it was over.  Not so much. 

shaydenise

I confess that while I love being with H and I's families I'm sick and tired of them planning things every single weekend and expecting us to just be there all the time.  We have a life people, and we would really like some down time to enjoy it!

I confess that I've had the referral for a genetic test for CF in my hand for a month and I'm too scared to actually call to schedule an appointment.

I confess that I deleted a few people from FB because of their status updates after finding out about bin Laden. 

AllAboutTheBenjamin

I confess that every time I write ZOMG it makes me laugh histerically because of how stupid it is.

DodgersBride

I confess that while I am excited to help plan my sister bridal shower, II have never attend a bridal shower.

I confess that I judge some of my family members and I would be totally embarrassed if I were them. It is to the point to where I wouldn't want to vent to anyone because I wouldn't want them to know who/ how some of my family is.

AllAboutTheBenjamin

I CONFESS I COMPLETELY MISSED SWEDED'S MARRIED HOAR AW?

achiduck

I confess that I REALLY don't like my coworker (who I am also having to work closer with now). He's so annoying and acts SUPER entitled. For example, when he started I explained the expense reimbursement policy and he said that he would have to talk to my boss b/c it wasn't going to work for him. Same with the commisison payout schedule and may other things. Um.. they're called Corporate Policies for a reason. They are not called "X gets to make his own rules."

cardmonsta

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[QUOTE]I confess that I deleted a few people from FB because of their status updates after finding out about bin Laden. 
Posted by shaydenise[/QUOTE]

<div>I did, too.</div><div>
</div><div>I also laugh when people fall - it's a nervous habit.</div><div>
</div><div>I only ever say ZOMG in a joking manner, but I will refrain from it from here on out, because I love LTZ and SEWF and do not wish for them to hurt their hands when they punch.</div><div>
</div><div>I am obsessed with cleaning under my fingernails.  I don't know why.</div>

cdavislynn

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[QUOTE] i want to unch everyone with a high metabolism.
Posted by Nebb[/QUOTE]

I agree with this confession. I feel the same way. I hate on them big time, even if it's someone I really love!

I also confess that I really don't like when people talk "baby talk" to babies or little kids. So stupid.
I also hate when people do nothing but talk about their kids...endlessly. STFU.  To reduce my frustration and urge to scream, I try to remember that is important to them, and is their entire freaking world. And they also think that I care to hear about it.

LessThanZero

Also, I fantasize or daydream about death a lot. Like getting into a car crash. Or being tied up and dumped into a lake. Everytime I drive under an overpass I imagine it collapsing on top of my car. I don't know what's wrong with me but I think about this stuff at least once a day and it's creepy.

Anysunrise

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[QUOTE]Also, I fantasize or daydream about death a lot. Like getting into a car crash. Or being tied up and dumped into a lake. Everytime I drive under an overpass I imagine it collapsing on top of my car. I don't know what's wrong with me but I think about this stuff at least once a day and it's creepy.
Posted by LessThanZero[/QUOTE]

<div>I do that too. And whenever I'm doing something alone, I think about how I'll defend myself if someone attacks me. </div><div>
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AllAboutTheBenjamin

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[QUOTE]Also, I fantasize or daydream about death a lot. Like getting into a car crash. Or being tied up and dumped into a lake. Everytime I drive under an overpass I imagine it collapsing on top of my car. I don't know what's wrong with me but I think about this stuff at least once a day and it's creepy.
Posted by LessThanZero[/QUOTE]

I am taunted by thoughts like this, especially lately, except they're of me and I'm in a car that goes into water and I can't get out.

LessThanZero

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Confessions? : I did, too. I also laugh when people fall - it's a nervous habit. I only ever say ZOMG in a joking manner, but I will refrain from it from here on out, because I love LTZ and SEWF and do not wish for them to hurt their hands when they punch. I am obsessed with cleaning under my fingernails.  I don't know why.
Posted by cardmonsta[/QUOTE]

No, no totally not necessary to stop.

I think that it's one of those things that started somewhere that people "get" or dn't get - as far as the origins of it. But I'm one of the people that doesn't get it or understand it. So ever since the first time I've seen it written I've been like "WTF is that?". Why the "Z"? You know?

LessThanZero

Oh goody! I'm not alone!

Anysunrise

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Confessions? : No, no totally not necessary to stop. I think that it's one of those things that started somewhere that people "get" or dn't get - as far as the origins of it. But I'm one of the people that doesn't get it or understand it. So ever since the first time I've seen it written I've been like "WTF is that?". Why the "Z"? You know?
Posted by LessThanZero[/QUOTE]

<div>It's not that exciting.</div><div>
</div><div><a href="http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=zomg">http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=zomg</a></div>

SEWF

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Confessions? : No, no totally not necessary to stop. I think that it's one of those things that started somewhere that people "get" or dn't get - as far as the origins of it. But I'm one of the people that doesn't get it or understand it. So ever since the first time I've seen it written I've been like "WTF is that?". Why the "Z"? You know?
Posted by LessThanZero[/QUOTE]

<div>Exactly. I can ignore it if I need to. I just don't get it.</div>

Sweded

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Confessions? : I did, too. I also laugh when people fall - it's a nervous habit. <strong>I only ever say ZOMG in a joking manner</strong>, but I will refrain from it from here on out, because I love LTZ and SEWF and do not wish for them to hurt their hands when they punch. I am obsessed with cleaning under my fingernails.  I don't know why.
Posted by cardmonsta[/QUOTE]

Wait...people say it in a non-joking manner?

shaydenise

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Confessions? : I do that too. And whenever I'm doing something alone, I think about how I'll defend myself if someone attacks me. 
Posted by Anysunrise[/QUOTE]

Sort of similar, I think about how I'll defend myself if someone gets into my house. 

I think I've watched one to many episodes of Criminal Minds and have made myself paranoid

Celles

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[QUOTE]I confess that I deleted a few people from FB because of their status updates after finding out about bin Laden. 
Posted by shaydenise[/QUOTE]

^ I confess that I did this too! 

I confess that I am still angry with my FIL for the toast he gave at our reception and have been fantasizing about all the wonderfully passive-aggressive ways that I can clue him into my displeasure the next time I see him. Seriously. Dude.  You did NOT need to talk for 10 minutes about how "hard" my life has been lately. Most people would consider a new job, a new house and a new car good things! And even if I were the type of person to find this much change stressful, why in the world would you tell all of our guests about it? I think I drank more during your toast than I did during the entire rest of the wedding combined.

I confess that I am deliberately starting every paragraph with "I confess," just to annoy Kim. <img src="http://cdn.cl9.vanillaforums.com/downloaded/ver1.0/content/scripts/tinymce/plugins/emotions/images/smiley-kiss.gif" border="0" alt="Kiss" title="Kiss" />

Finally: I confess that I am inordinately excited about my new ticker.

LessThanZero

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Confessions? : It's not that exciting. <a href="http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=zomg" rel='nofollow'>http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=zomg</a>
Posted by Anysunrise[/QUOTE]

Haha. That's so stupid. I can't believe that's all it is. I also can't believe I haven't ever bothered to look it up. And thirdly, I can't believe it's not butter.

Sweded

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[QUOTE]I CONFESS I COMPLETELY MISSED SWEDED'S MARRIED HOAR AW?
Posted by AllAboutTheBenjamin[/QUOTE]

Because I'm a good little attention hoar:

<a href="http://forums.theknot.com/default.aspx?path=http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides">http://forums.theknot.com/default.aspx?path=http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides</a>

You're welcome. 

MRSBJS

I confess I want to cvntpunch my SIL - I (probably) won't, but it feels good to say it. 

I also confess that I have spent more time on TK this past weekend, than ever before - I think it's getting to be a problem, it's just interesting hearing everyone's thoughts on different subjects, and seeing some really good conversations.

cardmonsta

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Confessions? : Wait...people say it in a non-joking manner?
Posted by Sweded[/QUOTE]

<div>Perhaps.</div>

LessThanZero

I have a lot of confessions today:

I feel really uncomfortable in Churches. Especially during the "peace be with you" part and when people go up to take communion.

I hate talking on the phone and prefer text/email for everything. A lot of times, if someone calls me I won't answer. I will just see if they leave a message and call back later.

Also, I have never seen any of the HP movies, read any of the books and have no desire to do either of these things any time in the near future.

cardmonsta

Re: Sweded's confession -

I am so happy our wedding is over. I never want to do anything like that again. Planning was such a nightmare.

playtntsbpg30

My confession is non-knot related. I am just really irritated that my own parents couldn't say Happy Birthday to me at all yesterday. They barely said a word to me. Then today my dad insists on getting me a cake so I know he didn't forget. Um yesterday was my birthday, I don't want a cake. I just wanted some acknowledgment of them saying something to me, yesterday!

Yet, just about everyone on FB took their time away and wished me Happy Birthday. I am also glad I celebrated Saturday night as yesterday just sucked over all.

Also, My other confession is more of an un-pop. but I really don't see why everyone is happy about Bin Laden being dead, considering there is probably someone in his spot right now being the leader. It's not over with. I mean sure I'm happy too and I do understand for the post part. I just don't know why everyone seems like it's the end of it all. They have had plenty of time to have someone crooked enough to step into his spot and act as he did, if not worse being it's a younger person.

ETA-I am trying to add a sig pic but it's not exactally working.

SEWF

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[QUOTE]<strong>I have a lot of confessions today: I feel really uncomfortable in Churches. Especially during the "peace be with you" part and when people go up to take communion. I hate talking on the phone and prefer text/email for everything. A lot of times, if someone calls me I won't answer. I will just see if they leave a message and call back later.</strong> Also, I have never seen any of the HP movies, read any of the books and have no desire to do either of these things any time in the near future.
Posted by LessThanZero[/QUOTE]

<div>Both of these. I feel uncomfortable in church now. I went to Catholic church and school for 16 years, but now I can't go in anymore. It makes me feel like I'm intruding because I don't believe most of what the Catholic church believes. I was always uncomfortable with the "peace be with you" part, even when I was with my family.</div><div>
</div><div>The only time I actually answer my phone is if it's my mom or H. Otherwise I let it go to VM. I just don't like small talk. I'm glad the wedding is over so I don't have to answer every call anymore. </div>