S/O Sexy Baby

npasquale16

FB friend's post:

"taking Matt {son} with me to victoria secret was so funny...all he kept saying was im gonna smack that booty lol"

I find this vulgar.  Just because it was a kid saying it, doesn't make it cute IMO.

Her other child's name is Adream.

nda_roxybabe

How old is this kid?

npasquale16

I don't remember for sure (I get everyone's kids mixed up), but he's definitely a child.  He's not a teenager or anything. 

thesuninherhead

Yeah... that's certainly on the creepy side.

barbbhoww

I'd slap my kids booty if he said anything like that!

goheels05

Ew.

And I definitely am judging Adream.  The good news is she won't even have to have a fake name for when she becomes a stripper. 

Nebb

That is disgustingly vulgar. How freaking disturbing...

[Deleted User]

Gross.

LesPaul

What is wrong with people?  The saddest thing about these FB posts is that they are real. 

ohwhynot

Ick.  That's really disgusting. 

jasmineh7777

That's not cute.

My brother is 7. He thinks my best friend is pretty. He says, "You're really pretty" while getting tongue-tied, blushing, and then running away. I find that cute.

JenGin74

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[QUOTE]That's not cute. My brother is 7. He thinks my best friend is pretty. He says, "You're really pretty" while getting tongue-tied, blushing, and then running away. I find that cute.
Posted by jasmineh7777[/QUOTE]


Aww. Now that's cute

[Deleted User]

When I worked at a clothing store once, a kid around 6 or so told my co-worker that she had "big, child-bearing hips for a man" then looked at me and said "you, not really. I don't like your hips." So I told his mother, who was standing right there not saying a word, that her kid was an a-hole. She did have something to say about that.

On the flipside, Jasmine your brother is cute. That would be adorable to see.

J&K10910

Uhhhhh....say what now?

AllAboutTheBenjamin

Yay, moronic people who breed.

Hope that doesn't offend you since this is a FB friend of yours - but yeah, way to teach your child some manners.  And Adream?  WTF!

JenGin74

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[QUOTE]When I worked at a clothing store once, a kid around 6 or so told my co-worker that she had "big, child-bearing hips for a man" then looked at me and said "you, not really. I don't like your hips." So I told his mother, who was standing right there not saying a word, that her kid was an a-hole. She did have something to say about that. On the flipside, Jasmine your brother is cute. That would be adorable to see.
Posted by Seshat411[/QUOTE]


I love you for this.

Sometimes people need to hear that their kids are assholes.

AllAboutTheBenjamin

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[QUOTE]When I worked at a clothing store once, a kid around 6 or so told my co-worker that she had "big, child-bearing hips for a man" then looked at me and said "you, not really. I don't like your hips." So I told his mother, who was standing right there not saying a word, that her kid was an a-hole. She did have something to say about that. On the flipside, Jasmine your brother is cute. That would be adorable to see.
Posted by Seshat411[/QUOTE]

I wish I had balls like yours.

I have a pair of cousins who are horribly disrespectful - and their mother is just stupid about her discipline.  I understand that you can effectively discipline a child without spanking, but she never follows through with anything.

If she tells them to do something, they just tell her "No" or say something like "I don't have to listen to you!"

I'd love to either A, haul off and swat those kids straight in their mouths, or B, ask their mother why she allows her boys to behave like such asswipes.

[Deleted User]

AATB--it helped that I was a total bitch in high school, when I had that job. I'm more likely to tell strangers than family that their kid sucks for some reason. I guess because I have to see family again. But this kid, he was pulling clothes off the mannequins, running into the jewelry displays, and being a general PITA while the mother ignored it.

But even if I know the kid, if they are acting up or back-talking me when I tell them no, they'll get a piece of my mind. Especially if they're in my house.

AllAboutTheBenjamin

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[QUOTE]AATB--it helped that I was a total bitch in high school, when I had that job. I'm more likely to tell strangers than family that their kid sucks for some reason. I guess because I have to see family again. But this kid, he was pulling clothes off the mannequins, running into the jewelry displays, and being a general PITA while the mother ignored it. But even if I know the kid, if they are acting up or back-talking me when I tell them no, they'll get a piece of my mind. Especially if they're in my house.
Posted by Seshat411[/QUOTE]

Good point - I'd probably actually be more apt to tell a stranger that their kid was a diickhead instead of my family members.

I just love to see children that are polite and well behaved - even though all children definitely have their moments where they can be little shitheads, it's completely possible to bring up a child with manners and who respects people.   When people just throw up their hands and say "oh, he's just a difficult child" I just secretly think "Nah, you're just a stupid parent."

But who knows.  Maybe I will give birth someday to Lucifer Jr. and I won't know what to do.  Hopefully not!

[Deleted User]

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: S/O Sexy Baby : But who knows.  Maybe I will give birth someday to Lucifer Jr. and I won't know what to do.  Hopefully not!
Posted by AllAboutTheBenjamin[/QUOTE]

Well, if you do, you know who to turn to when you need someone to tell you your kid is evil!

AllAboutTheBenjamin

Haha - yes I certainly do.

"Child, if you don't shape up right now, I will take you online and sic Seshat on your ass!"

npasquale16

I just got back online and I love these responses. 

And for the record, Adream is a boy, which makes the name twenty time worse.

Time to scale back my FB list

katiewhompus

Seshat I think I love you.

The other day we were shoe shopping and Z (4 year old niece) was apparently telling Scott that one of the boys at school said that he was a prince and therefore could kiss her (she's been on this princess kick lately and wearing Disney dresses to school). Sil and I were at the register and heard him say , "Now Z, listen to me because this is really important. I don't care if someone insists they are a prince, they have to prove it to you first. So until they prove to you they are a prince and deserve your love, you tell them they aren't allowed to kiss you."
I swear every female in the store melted.