Are your ears burning?

marriedfilingjointly

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Are there two Micas?  I thought Mica was cool. 

reddy123

Edited to erase my grilling of married 

*beep bop boop*

npasquale16

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_ears-burning?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:e651d925-b212-4b71-be79-e96340e992f4Post:6a5eae55-3ed1-4f26-831d-c9ee55860df2">Re: Are your ears burning?</a>:
[QUOTE]No, but what does it mean when your peehole is burning? I'm uh, doing a report for school.
Posted by zippityb[/QUOTE]
It means you've got the hurpely urpelies.  Not really.  That's what the itching is. 

I just really love that Dane Cook joke.

[Deleted User]

bladder infection.

just..sayin

marriedfilingjointly

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_ears-burning?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:e651d925-b212-4b71-be79-e96340e992f4Post:6a5eae55-3ed1-4f26-831d-c9ee55860df2">Re: Are your ears burning?</a>:
[QUOTE]No, but what does it mean when your peehole is burning? I'm uh, doing a report for school.
Posted by zippityb[/QUOTE]


 I hear WebMD has a wealth of info on burning pee-holes.

zippityb

Why does every WebMD inquiry I do always lead to a scabies diagnosis?

Nausea = scabies
Headache = scabies
Gaping headwound = scabies with a possible pregnancy.

npasquale16

Someone's trying to tell you something? 

MarriedInAFever

Can I get a PM too? Cause I'm curious.

zippityb

Can I PM you about my self-diagnosed scabies, MILFy?

MarriedInAFever

Sure!

npasquale16

I don't get it.  Is MFJ's real identity a secret?  Why?

missy68

Yep. Two micas.

reddy123

MIAF- your siggies have always made me want to hang out with you, but this new one is just the sh*t. What's the story, and did you puke?

MeaghanandMichael

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_ears-burning?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:e651d925-b212-4b71-be79-e96340e992f4Post:7f7ee48d-997b-40b6-b14e-7e959d8af7f3">Re: Are your ears burning?</a>:
[QUOTE]I don't get it.  Is MFJ's real identity a secret?  Why?
Posted by npasquale16[/QUOTE]

I think it is pretty clear she wants to keep it low key.

MarriedInAFever

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_ears-burning?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:e651d925-b212-4b71-be79-e96340e992f4Post:80ddf28e-df2a-41fe-b2a6-0d0a7d33d6b5">Re: Are your ears burning?</a>:
[QUOTE]MIAF- your siggies have always made me want to hang out with you, but this new one is just the sh*t. What's the story, and did you puke?
Posted by reddy123[/QUOTE]

Thanks, Reddy! We went to Veg-nasty over the weekend. Since it was Vegas, we all felt compelled to get those ridiculous novelty drinks. I went with the whalebone and miraculously filled it up three times without vomiting. My FI's cousin actually got a guitar filled with strawberry daiquiri. We all took turns "playing" it.
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MeaghanandMichael

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_ears-burning?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:e651d925-b212-4b71-be79-e96340e992f4Post:33dd6b16-c373-458b-bdd8-959753138cf4">Re: Are your ears burning?</a>:
[QUOTE]Yes, lowkey is definitely more the vibe I'm going for, as opposed to top secret.  There are no secrets on TK.  ::shifty eyes::
Posted by marriedfilingjointly[/QUOTE]

Yeah because they are taken off the knot. *snort*

reddy123

MIAF- I am cackling right now over that guitar pic- priceless!

zippityb

WHERE DID YOU GET THAT GUITAR? We are going to Vegas for Christmas, and it is my Christmas Wish to obtain one of those Daquiri guitars.

kpwedkk

Love the guitar ahem drink guitar

Steph0871

booo I want to know who you are too, MFJ.

And that "No screaming children" is ridiculous.

marriedfilingjointly

Yes!  Katie was the other one I was trying to think of.

zippityb

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_ears-burning?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:e651d925-b212-4b71-be79-e96340e992f4Post:dc7fe8a5-b3b5-4c35-b14f-7f765d29add1">Re: Are your ears burning?</a>:
[QUOTE]It was ridiculous. Zip, you can get one at a place called "Fresh" inside the Planet Hollywood Miracle Mile Shops. Be sure to opt for the extra shot too. And get the "Moonshine", not the daiquiri.
Posted by MarriedInAFever[/QUOTE]

I am so there. Do they have other instruments? We are going with some of his band director coworkers and it would be badass if we could have our own drunkie band.

MarriedInAFever

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_ears-burning?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:e651d925-b212-4b71-be79-e96340e992f4Post:1defa328-1973-4221-a12c-0436dc840b76">Re: Are your ears burning?</a>:
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Are your ears burning? : I am so there. Do they have other instruments? We are going with some of his band director coworkers and it would be badass if we could have our own drunkie band.
Posted by zippityb[/QUOTE]

They should, but they don't.

kpwedkk

I think I have an idea who you are MJF ::Shifting eyes:: but it's okay if I'm left in the dark as well.

Also, for the screaming kids ordeal, restaurants can clearly post (in order to be a little funny), but to educate their patrons/customers, what are the quickest ways to soothe a kid - take him/her outside, and provide a rocking chair or two...

reddy123

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_ears-burning?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:e651d925-b212-4b71-be79-e96340e992f4Post:dc7fe8a5-b3b5-4c35-b14f-7f765d29add1">Re: Are your ears burning?</a>:
[QUOTE]It was ridiculous. Zip, you can get one at <strong>a place called "Fresh"</strong> inside the Planet Hollywood Miracle Mile Shops. Be sure to <strong>opt for the extra shot</strong> too. And<strong> get the "Moonshine"</strong>, not the daiquiri.
Posted by MarriedInAFever[/QUOTE]

<div>All of these phrases scare me.</div>

zippityb

I'm going to dedicate my first ballad to you.

marriedfilingjointly

Kp, your guess is probably correct.  And thanks for the PM a couple weeks ago!  I got it way late but I did receive it. 

MarriedInAFever

Hahahaha. It's Vegas, people. You have to get ridic. Nothing says ridic like a plastic guitar filled with 100 oz. of "moonshine".

marriedfilingjointly

My first memory of moonshine was my 80 year old great grandmother taking a swig of it from a mason jar and saying "BURNS LIKE FAAAAR" (that's "fire" for those of you who aren't fluent in redneck).

katiewhompus

I had moonshine soaked apples at my first archaeology site. I had one apple slice and was completely wasted. It was fun times.

pirategal03

Ha no.  It's more like substituting real words for other real words.

My aunt sent me a facebook message today.  It said "their given you a hard time" when she meant "they're giving you a hard time" but when she says "giving" is sounds like "given" she just doesn't know that she's really only dropping the "g" and not saying an entirely different word.

My granny calls this a "wind-er laight"



And this a "kit-tle"




And you "cain't ferget" about "The Wall-Marts" and "Targets".