Entertain meeeeeeeeeeee

laurenclaire1386

I've finished my project a couple hours early today, and I don't really wanna start a new one. So talk to me! Good weekend stories? Crazy dreams? Wet dreams (that's for you Vegas)? Something. Anything. I'm dying. I'm starting to think the space time continuum is off kilter cause time's ticking by waaaaay too slowly.

maratea

Here's a weird dream I had last week: I perfectly disassembled a handgun. I have no idea how to do this in real life. I was fighting some bad guy and stole his gun and took it apart. It was awesome.

AllAboutTheBenjamin

For lunch today I used my Pita PIT Card to get myself a free pita - which isn't all that earth shattering, but I'm cheap, so for me, it was extra exciting.

I know that this will be the slowest work week in the history of history for me, because on Saturday my fiance and I are flying out to visit some family in Southern California.  We went last summer and had a blast, and since we're getting married this year we weren't planning on going again - but his folks surprised us at Christmas with plane tickets to go again (they are so incredibly amazing!).  In short - I CANNOT WAIT TO GO.

laurenclaire1386

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[QUOTE]This chick's reply to me at the very end is entertaining.  I love when people go off all ranty... <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_attire-accessories_veil-places-rent" rel="nofollow">http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_attire-accessories_veil-places-rent</a>
Posted by ILoveMilkDuds[/QUOTE]
I thinks her got her feelings hurted.

vegasgroom

No wet dreams lately lol, actually it is extremely rare for me to remember dreams, and even if I do typically they disappear a few minutes after I wake up.

tba0313

Saw this on facebook today. "How to trick people into thinking you're good looking."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYpwAtnywTk

It entertained me for 30 seconds.

MarriedInAFever

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Entertain meeeeeeeeeeee : Mara=badass in dreams!
Posted by ILoveMilkDuds[/QUOTE]

Mara= badass always

laurenclaire1386

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[QUOTE]Here's a weird dream I had last week: I perfectly disassembled a handgun. I have no idea how to do this in real life. I was fighting some bad guy and stole his gun and took it apart. It was awesome.
Posted by maratea[/QUOTE]
Now that's an accomplishment. FI taught me to shoot his handgun a while back. It was fun.

I dream about reading books. Like in my dream, I'm reading words. As I have zero books commited to memory, I have to assume there's a novel hiding in my brain.

maratea

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Entertain meeeeeeeeeeee : Mara= badass always
Posted by MarriedInAFever[/QUOTE]

It's true. I had a drunken throw down with one of my brother's friends cause he was hitting on my mom. I have a bruise on my arm, but he's got one on his face. It was all in jest and fun though.

AllAboutTheBenjamin

I'm always trying to do something in my dreams that I can't seem to accomplish.

Like when I was waitressing, I would dream that I was trying to take someone's order, but they wouldn't tell me what they wanted.  Meanwhile all the tables in my section are getting sat, and yet I'm stuck at this table trying to take their damn order.

Now I have dreams that I've got to do a newscast and I have no copy.

I have dreams where I'm running, but not getting anywhere.  Or where I'm swimming away from sharks, but I can't swim very fast.

My fiance had a wedding dream a while ago (and he NEVER remembers his dreams) that I was stuck at the end of the aisle and wouldn't walk down.  And then later a tornado came through the reception venue and his dad said "Oh, well, whatever."

laurenclaire1386

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Entertain meeeeeeeeeeee : It's true. I had a drunken throw down with one of my brother's friends cause he was hitting on my mom. I have a bruise on my arm, but he's got one on his face. It was all in jest and fun though.
Posted by maratea[/QUOTE]
I actually threw a punch, at a dude who had a foot and a half of on me, with a set of car keys in my hand. The car keys was bitch shiit, but I wasn't planning on throwing any punches before I set them down. I was 19 and sober. Not my proudest moment.

megk8oz

Weird dream: our Best Man moved in with us and started hitting on me. I kept complaining to DH, but he said "What do you want me to do? He's single and thinks you're hot". Then he tried to kiss me, right in front of DH, and for some reason, DH got mad at me and told me to go live with my mom.

For the record: 98% of the time, Dream DH is a diick.

laurenclaire1386

Oh, a wedding dream. The ceremony was at a Baptist church in my hometown (250 miles from where we're actually having the wedding and it darn sure isn't a church), there was no music, none of my BMs were there. Nothing was right. I was pretty cool with all that til I got to the aisle, started walking down, and FI started walking away. Then my granddad stood up and told me it was actually a scavenger hunt to get to FI for the ceremony and that the first clue was at the altar. Then I woke up. That was quite possibly the strangest dream I've ever had.

MarriedInAFever

FI and I were at a superbowl party a couple years ago. This random guy tried to lick me (wtf? He was insanely high) and it took FI about .000002 seconds to slam him against the wall.

I remember after the fact, the host of the party was scolding him like, "Hey dude. You can't just go around licking people. It's not cool, man." He sounded like James Franco in Pineapple Express.

laurenclaire1386

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[QUOTE]FI and I were at a superbowl party a couple years ago. This random guy tried to lick me (wtf? He was insanely high) and it took FI about .000002 seconds to slam him against the wall. I remember after the fact, the host of the party was scolding him like, "Hey dude. You can't just go around licking people. It's not cool, man." He sounded like <strong>James Franco in Pineapple Express.</strong>
Posted by MarriedInAFever[/QUOTE]
I didn't like James Franco til I saw Pineapple Express. He makes such a good stoner. And Danny McBride (Red, the drug dealer) is so awesomely hilarious. If you haven't seen Eastbound and Down, DO IT.

<a href="http://www.barrelhousemag.com/word/?p=1014" rel="nofollow">http://www.barrelhousemag.com/word/?p=1014</a>

That first clip is magical.

[Deleted User]

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[QUOTE]For the record: 98% of the time, Dream DH is a diick.
Posted by megk8oz[/QUOTE]

I have this issue too! My Dream DH is a POS. Either he's cheating on me, or he's being mean to me. I know it's just my own fears being projected in a dream, but it still bothers me. And poor H gets this sad look on his face every time I have a bad dream about him, so I just don't tell him anymore. I only tell him the good ones.

goheels05

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[QUOTE]FI and I were at a superbowl party a couple years ago. This random guy tried to lick me (wtf? He was insanely high) and it took FI about .000002 seconds to slam him against the wall. I remember after the fact, the host of the party was scolding him like, "Hey dude. You can't just go around licking people. It's not cool, man." He sounded like James Franco in Pineapple Express.
Posted by MarriedInAFever[/QUOTE]

Heh.

Some guy came up to me in a bar and licked me.  I was at a table with a bunch of my coworkers (mostly managers), and some guy just came out of nowhere, grabbed my hand, and put it in his mouth.  I jerked it away and his friend came and apologized.  It was even worse that it happened in front of work people.  I was always getting hit on my randoms when we were at happy hour so I always worried they thought I was doing something to encourage this strange behavior. 

Anysunrise

I once had a dream I was floating in nothingness, having tea with the Joker and a hippo in a flower print sundress with an English accent. Then Batman swooped in on a rope and stabbed me in the neck with a needle.

Not sure wtf that was about.

megk8oz

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Entertain meeeeeeeeeeee : I have this issue too! My Dream DH is a POS. Either he's cheating on me, or he's being mean to me. I know it's just my own fears being projected in a dream, but it still bothers me. And poor H gets this sad look on his face every time I have a bad dream about him, so I just don't tell him anymore. I only tell him the good ones.
Posted by Seshat411[/QUOTE]

Yeah, my DH is the same way. He gets upset when I tell him about my dreams, like "Woman, what do you <strong>really</strong> think of me?". I'm seriously in a very healthy relationship (I'm pretty sure nobody here thinks I'm crying for help or anything like that), and I know it's just subconcious insecurities (And I'm sure the sh!tty previous relationship doesn't help) coming out to wreck havoc. So I try to avoid telling him when I dream about him.

I remember one right before the wedding I dreamed I went into labor on our wedding day, and I was all excited about being a mom ... but then him and my mother came to the hospital and both screamed at me for "ruining the wedding". That might have been the last one I told him about, it really bothered him.

laurenclaire1386

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[QUOTE]I once had a dream I was floating in nothingness, having tea with the Joker and a hippo in a flower print sundress with an English accent. Then Batman swooped in on a rope and stabbed me in the neck with a needle. Not sure wtf that was about.
Posted by Anysunrise[/QUOTE]
That sounds like an acid trip Hunter S. Thompson would make up.

[Deleted User]

I just rode the elevator with Dracula again and he wasn't nearly as creepy. That's my only update for today.

goheels05

Dare you to call him Dracula.

MarriedInAFever

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Entertain meeeeeeeeeeee : I didn't like James Franco til I saw Pineapple Express. He makes such a good stoner. And Danny McBride (Red, the drug dealer) is so awesomely hilarious. If you haven't seen Eastbound and Down, DO IT. <a href="http://www.barrelhousemag.com/word/?p=1014" rel="nofollow">http://www.barrelhousemag.com/word/?p=1014</a> That first clip is magical.
Posted by laurenclaire1386[/QUOTE]

Noted! I trust your tastes.

Nebb

get to work you bum!!

I had a sexy dream about some guy I went to highschool with (who I havnt seen or talked to since like 11th grade), then I went outside and had left my car windows open in a snow storm and had to shovel out my car. Then the guy asked me what my sign was, and when I said Capricorn he said "oh really? Youre not ugly though." (as if being ugly is a characteristic of being a cap).

laurenclaire1386

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[QUOTE]get to work you bum!! <strong>I had a sexy dream about some guy I went to highschool with </strong>(who I havnt seen or talked to since like 11th grade), then I went outside and had left my car windows open in a snow storm and had to shovel out my car. Then the guy asked me what my sign was, and when I said Capricorn he said "oh really? Youre not ugly though." (as if being ugly is a characteristic of being a cap).
Posted by Nebb[/QUOTE]
I hate when I have sexy dreams about dudes that aren't FI or that FI has cheated on me. Both make me feel kinda icky when I wake up. Unless it's Eric Northman, which I haven't dreamed about, but would gladly welcome.

maratea

I had a dream recently where I was making out with this guy (I think he's an actor maybe? he looked familiar), and I knew I was married to H. I didn't care though. I woke up and hated myself for days. I felt so guilty.

[Deleted User]

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[QUOTE]Dare you to call him Dracula.
Posted by goheels05[/QUOTE]

I did. Then we made out for five minutes. Oh wait. No.

missy68

I think the only dream I can recall ( I rarely remember them anymore, unless they're really bad), was right before the wedding.

I dreamt that I got all the way up to the - well, podium I guess - and J wasn't there. I was furious, and upset, and I sent my brother and my dad and my uncle all out looking for him (unc's a badass) - it's not like he could truly go anywhere; we were sharing a room, etc.
Anyway, I woke up nearly in tears, and I punched him in the arm, and I said, you ARE going to be there at the altar aren't you? You're not going to leave me standing there like a fool?" He kind of joked, then realized I was in tears, and I told him about my dream, and reassured me.

BecW2be

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[QUOTE]I just rode the elevator with Dracula again and he wasn't nearly as creepy. That's my only update for today.
Posted by cew515[/QUOTE]

You'd probably gotten rid of that big booger hanging out of your nose that he couldn't stop staring at this morning. Yay Kleenex!

Nebb

I love sexy dreams that arent my husband. It gives me a sense of variety in my sex life, but its not real so I cant get in trouble for it!

TurtlesAllTheWayDown

I had a dream last night that I was late for work. FI was driving me to work and I said, "Wait! I can't take the train home! I have to go to the gym and I don't have my workout clothes with me." Well, I think I ended up going home anyway, and that turned into multiple adventures. I remember looking at the clock and I was half an hour late for work. So I called the office and it was really ahrd to hear anyone on the phone. Eventually I think I just missed work. Yeah, I know, great story. But I hate being late so much, so in my dream I was freaking out.