My attempt at a knottie poll...

[Deleted User]

I stole most of these from a senior superlatives thing I found on google:

1. Friendliest to newbs -

2. Scariest to newbs -

3. Best smile -

4. Knottie you wish you knew better -

5. Knottie you typically disagree with, but still respect -

6. Biggest tool -

7. Best dance moves -
8. Best sense of humor -
9. Knottie who gives the best advice -
10. Knottie who gives the best head -

TurtlesAllTheWayDown

1. Friendliest to newbs -Cew

2. Scariest to newbs -Cew

3. Best smile -M&M

4. Knottie you wish you knew better - Cew

5. Knottie you typically disagree with, but still respect - Cew

6. Biggest tool -Cew

7. Best dance moves - Cew
8. Best sense of humor - Cew
9. Knottie who gives the best advice - Cew
10. Knottie who gives the best head -Cew

[Deleted User]

Mery wins! Wait. What the hell? I'm the biggest tool?

nda_roxybabe

1. Friendliest to newbs - Ricks or Expat 

2. Scariest to newbs -  Cew

3. Best smile -  Jennylove and Theresa lovesdave if she still existed

4. Knottie you wish you knew better - Jennylove

5. Knottie you typically disagree with, but still respect - anyone I disagree with.

6. Biggest tool - bad tinx and crazy kick out BM lady on WW

7. Best dance moves -  Shelly
8. Best sense of humor - Cew and BG
9. Knottie who gives the best advice - M&M
10. Knottie who gives the best head - Bec

TurtlesAllTheWayDown

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[QUOTE]Mery wins! Wait. What the hell? I'm the biggest tool?
Posted by cew515[/QUOTE]

Well I couldn't pick M&M for THAT one!

leayn

1. Friendliest to newbs - Polichik

2. Scariest to newbs - Salt, but I think she is so funny now!

3. Best smile - M&M

4. Knottie you wish you knew better - Roxy, Cew, Nebb, Betrothed, & others!

5. Knottie you typically disagree with, but still respect - None yet...tick tick tick

6. Biggest tool - Daffodebbiedownermoodkill

7. Best dance moves - The chick dancing in her sig....name?
8. Best sense of humor - Heels
9. Knottie who gives the best advice - Danieliza
10. Knottie who gives the best head - Nebb...I hope

nda_roxybabe

Who is daffodebbiedownermoodkill??

MeaghanandMichael

1. Friendliest to newbs -Beatles

2. Scariest to newbs - Salt, OOT, B

3. Best smile - Shelly, LC

4. Knottie you wish you knew better - OWN

5. Knottie you typically disagree with, but still respect - basically any one who can be coherant and smart without throwing a tantrum... Tide comes to mind for this.

6. Biggest tool -Mizri, Tink, cwcottage, mewebster, mrstay

7. Best dance moves - Jenny

8. Best sense of humor - oh god, all of you are freaking awesome, cew and B keep me constantly dying though... Heels, Nebb and Salt give the best one liners, Shaz I just love and I love how we 'get' each other

9. Knottie who gives the best advice - depends on my mood, Beatles, Mery, J&K, Nebb, Sucrets, Sarahsmile... all different and great

10. Knottie who gives the best head - Ricks or Heels I can't seem to decide

leayn

That Daffodil chick.  I don't know her real name!

MeaghanandMichael

Daff? As in DaffodilJill?

leayn

Yes.  I think she is mean.  Her posts make me sad.

MeaghanandMichael

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[QUOTE]Yes.  I think she is mean.  Her posts make me sad.
Posted by leayn[/QUOTE]

I think I am in the minority, but I often find her hilarious. I mean, I totally get that the baby posts are SO old or whatever, but that is just Daff. I can see how people would be offended but she is usually a nice breath of fresh air ;) Granted, she has said some mean things, but I doubt she would deny it or care.

leayn

I like almost everyone I come across on here.  There is bound to be someone who will rub each of us the wrong way.  I just wanted to take the poll and she was the first person I thought of.

MeaghanandMichael

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[QUOTE]I like almost everyone I come across on here.  There is bound to be someone who will rub each of us the wrong way.  I just wanted to take the poll and she was the first person I thought of.
Posted by leayn[/QUOTE]

Please, you don't have to explain to me, there are PLENTY of people who I think are the suck that I am sure other people love ;)

jamiefour

1. Friendliest to newbs -Meghan

2. Scariest to newbs -depends on the newb

3. Best smile -Shelly

4. Knottie you wish you knew better -Roxy

5. Knottie you typically disagree with, but still respect -IDK

6. Biggest tool -one webster Idk which one

7. Best dance moves - Bec
8. Best sense of humor -Cew
9. Knottie who gives the best advice - Mery
10. Knottie who gives the best head -Donna Martin

beatlesgirl25

I'm trying to keep my answers to who posts on this board...

1. Friendliest to newbs - Meg, our sweet mod with an even sweeter ass.

2. Scariest to newbs -Blueyed, she doesn't seem to suffer fools gladly and is pretty outspoken

3. Best smile - LC

4. Knottie you wish you knew better - TeresalovesDave, Momokubiak/NikkiFyve (just to make sure she's real, then I'd get that restraining order)

5. Knottie you typically disagree with, but still respect - Number55. I'm pretty sure we had a civil "snarky =/= rude and bitchy" discussion here, and she managed not to be a whiny douche about it. I respect her opinion.

6. Biggest tool - Cottage and MomoK

7. Best dance moves - J&K, Megk8, and Roxy always looks ready to hit the club so I'm guessing she can bust a move too
8. Best sense of humor - Cew, Salt, J&K, Meg, Shazzie
9. Knottie who gives the best advice - Sucrets, Betrothed, OWN, Bec, Nebb, Ricks, Shelly
10. Knottie who gives the best head - I'm still accepting applications for this title, so get on it ladies.

betrothed123

1. Friendliest to newbs - Ricks

2. Scariest to newbs - Probably me

3. Best smile - Meg

4. Knottie you wish you knew better - Shaz.  I think we could be knottie BFFs.

5. Knottie you typically disagree with, but still respect - This is a toughie for me.  I don't think there are really any people that I disagree with on a grand scale.  I find I typically can maintain my respect through disagreements.

6. Biggest tool - Mizri-especially after her post on WP today.

7. Best dance moves - Cew: when we're doing the horizontal mambo
8. Best sense of humor - Cew keeps me rolling.  I also find myself laughing at a lot of what Shaz has to say.
9. Knottie who gives the best advice - Clearly this is me   I think Bec has a lot of good advice about weddings, and life in general.
10. Knottie who gives the best head - Sucrets... who else?

And I'm with Meg.  I like Daff.  I think she's really funny a lot of the time.  She adamantly dislikes children, but to me that's not enough to color her completely terrible.

leayn

YAY!!  I didn't want you to hate me.  I like you.

[Deleted User]

I guess I should take my own poll.

1. Friendliest to newbs - Ang

2. Scariest to newbs - probably Salt

3. Best smile - Roxy

4. Knottie you wish you knew better - OWN or Jennylove or my new favorite, Leayn

5. Knottie you typically disagree with, but still respect - Lenore

6. Biggest tool - Shoegirl and Misscourtney

7. Best dance moves - Bec
8. Best sense of humor - Heels
9. Knottie who gives the best advice - Betrothed
10. Knottie who gives the best head - kd all the way!

megk8oz

1. Friendliest to newbs -Beatles

2. Scariest to newbs - Salt. I'll admit, I'm still sometimes "scared" of her. But I still like her, if that makes any sense.

3. Best smile - M&M

4. Knottie you wish you knew better - Sucrets and Bec

5. Knottie you typically disagree with, but still respect - I don't there's anybody I normally disagree with ...

6. Biggest tool -Well, the whole clusterf*ck on WP has me voting for Mizri at the moment (And I'm noticing that her FI who allegedly posts too isn't running to her defense). But ctwatagge get on my frickin' nerves, too.

7. Best dance moves - I'm voting for myself. Because I am awesome enough to do that.

8. Best sense of humor - Cew

9. Knottie who gives the best advice - Heels or Banana

10. Knottie who gives the best head - Probably Cew.

betrothed123

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[QUOTE]I9. Knottie who gives the best advice - Betrothed
Posted by cew515[/QUOTE]

Don't mess with my emotions.

[Deleted User]

I'd like to add Jamie to the list as best cleavage.

And leayn, I'll sit on your dislike of Daff bench.

MeaghanandMichael

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[QUOTE]YAY!!  I didn't want you to hate me.  I like you.
Posted by leayn[/QUOTE]

pssshhh - no worries! Just do what you gotta do. As long as you are well founded in your concerns/judgements I can get on board with it. If you were like, "Taco cat sucks!" we might have problems - but I can definitely see how Daff is a sticking point for some people.

beatlesgirl25

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[QUOTE]1. Friendliest to newbs - Ricks 2. Scariest to newbs - Probably me 3. Best smile - Meg 4. Knottie you wish you knew better - Shaz.  I think we could be knottie BFFs. 5. Knottie you typically disagree with, but still respect - This is a toughie for me.  I don't think there are really any people that I disagree with on a grand scale.  I find I typically can maintain my respect through disagreements. 6. Biggest tool - Mizri-especially after her post on WP today. 7. Best dance moves - Cew: when we're doing the horizontal mambo ;) 8. Best sense of humor - Cew keeps me rolling.  I also find myself laughing at a lot of what Shaz has to say. 9. Knottie who gives the best advice - Clearly this is me ;)  I think Bec has a lot of good advice about weddings, and life in general. 10. Knottie who gives the best head - Sucrets... <strong>who else?</strong> And I'm with Meg.  I like Daff.  I think she's really funny a lot of the time.  She adamantly dislikes children, but to me that's not enough to color her completely terrible.
Posted by betrothed123[/QUOTE]

They can't answer this. It's impolite to talk with your mouth full. ;)

MeaghanandMichael

Meg- so spot on with banana giving the BEST advice... I havn't seen her too much since I threw up my hands in disgust over the reception ideas board and stopped butting into the CT board

[Deleted User]

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: My attempt at a knottie poll... : Don't mess with my emotions.
Posted by betrothed123[/QUOTE]

The fact that I think you are wise should come as no surprise to you. Especially since I voted you co-wisest (with me) in a knottie poll a while back.

polichik

Hi, SB board! I'm usually on E, so forgive me if these are mostly players for the other team.

1. Friendliest to newbs -Fishy, Dani, Sarah#s

2. Scariest to newbs -P2,

3. Best smile -M&M, Roxy, Bec, September's Bride

4. Knottie you wish you knew better - Ricksang, Meghan, Heels

5. Knottie you typically disagree with, but still respect - Amoro

6. Biggest tool -Nobody comes to mind.... yet!

7. Best dance moves - Bec, straight up!
8. Best sense of humor - Jill and Amoro. It's a different kind of humor, but I enjoy it.
9. Knottie who gives the best advice - Beatles, Sarah#s, Fishy, Tide, Mery
10. Knottie who gives the best head -V6. Oh snap!

beatlesgirl25

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: My attempt at a knottie poll... : pssshhh - no worries! Just do what you gotta do. As long as you are well founded in your concerns/judgements I can get on board with it. If you were like, <strong>"Taco cat sucks!"</strong> we might have problems - but I can definitely see how Daff is a sticking point for some people.
Posted by MeaghanandMichael[/QUOTE]

I would be super sad if someone said this. If you don't like me, fine, but you leave taco cat out of this.

beatlesgirl25

Poli, hi! Now that you've posted here, I vote you for best smile too!

Also, crap I forgot Sarah0725! She gives the best advice and cracks me up. I love her.

betrothed123

I know, Cew.  It just still shocks me

Megk- I'm trying not to get involved too much more in that thread.  I firmly believe she's a troll, and so is her FI.  She's conflicted herself so many times a this point, and she's so disgusting to me that I can only hope she's the figment of someone's imagination.

jamiefour

Thanks Cew I vote you for wedding I wish I attended!