My BIL put a lot of effort into filling out the RSVP card for our wedding. I knew something was up when my FI says I have no idea who this is when he opened the envelope. The names written on the RSVP card were for "Francois & Esmerelda Bouffant +1" the "accepts with pleasure" line was ammended to read "accepts with the following conditions."
Below are the conditions:
1) There will be no clowns on the premises.
2) There will be no clowns outside the premises.
3) There will be no clowns buried nearby.
4) There will be no clowns shot out of a device.
5) There will be no guests who were once clowns.
6) There will be no regular people in clown suits.
7) There will be minimal presentations on the history and/or epidemiology of clowns.
8) "Attack of the Killer Klowns" will not be the official wedding theme.
9) The official wedding vehicl will not bear a sticker/placard/sign indicating maximum clown capacity.
10) No Squid.
When I called my sister to thank them for the laugh she informed me that my BIL wouldn't let her help at all with the response he crafted. I really needed a laugh after work today and this did the trick.
August 2012 - Married!
