OL Tuesday!

danielle0789

Dear Knotties- I'm loving this cold weather! -A grateful knottie

juliebug1997

Dear Mr. Sun, Thank you for coming out today!  It's going to be a gorgeous day. A Knottie in need of some natural vitamin D Dear Dad, Thank you for the text this morning and the reminder of story times of old.  I love you! Your Juliebug Dear Parent of a now former student, Just because you have been able to be a provider of your family doesn't mean your daughter should drop out of school.  I thought parents always wanted better for their kids. A stunned teacher

Mariah&Steven

Dear virus that has invaded my body, Please get out.  I am supposed to run a half marathon on Sunday and I haven't been able to run in over 2 weeks because of ankle problems and toe problems...now you come along and I'm knocked to the ground!  And please, don't turn into something worse...If I had to choose between you or the swine flu, I choose you. -me.

kris928

Dear Sun,I heart you!!Girl who hates gray cloudy skiesDear Coworker,Thanks for the starbucks, I needed it!!!Pumpkin Spice Latte LoverDear FI,Thank you for everything!! I love you.Your grateful fiancee, Me!!  

shortgirltx

Dear the building I work in-Feel free to lose electricity for the day or the rest of the week for that matter and get us sent home!Thanks

appletango85

Dear electricity and electric company,Please stay the eff on so I can see! AND take a shower! You were supposed to come back on at 11 last night. Well I was still up around 1145 and you were still not on! I HATE YOU! -grumpy and dirty AppleDear FI,I love you so much. You make me laugh all the time! Especially when I need it. I also love our baby plan talks hehe (no not having babies anytime soon..just starting to make plans heee!)-your wife in less than THREE weeks!Dear Wells Fargo,Please say yes. Today. K Thanks.-MeDear GameStop, Please schedule David to work asap -Rachel

appletango85

Dear Karen at Serenata Strings,Thank you SO SO much for squeezing me into your busy schedule for a meeting to select music from my book I bought for the ceremony! It means a LOT to me! -Excited bride!

fallbride1109

Dear Self,What is wrong with you?  Stop buying things off the internet!  You now have 3 pairs of wedding day earrings to choose from.  And you absolutely, positively do not need gold chargers.  Period.  You are OUT of money and if you don't stop, you're going to be divorced before you're even married!Broke Bride.

Donnaaries

Dear Stephie, I feel ya on those chargers.  I'm not even doing a plated dinner but I love how they look on the tables before people sit there.  Then I have to remind myself it's not worth that much money for maybe 2 photos of a detail that no one else but myself will appreciate. Donna

amber&richard05

Dear body, please don't be getting sick I really hope that it is just my allergies. Your I don't want to be sick brain. Dear Fi, Sorry for my break down last week, I am just have felt so overwhelmed lately and felt like we were getting no where when it came to wedding planning. I just need your help during the day while you are off to communicate with vendors. Any little help is better then none and I will be grateful. I think the fact that the holidays are right around the corner are not helping much. I want to have most the big stuff done before then. Cake tasting, Djs and caters are next. Atleast we get to eat lots of cake. Lol I love you and thinks for putting up with me even though I can be a pITA. Your future wife who apperciates you very much. Dear cousin, I don't understand what happened and why you will not respond to any of my messages if it is something I did I can't fix it unless you tell me what I did, and if your just busy a short lil text telling me so would be great. Your cousin who has no clue what your deal is.

fallbride1109

Dear Brides to Be,See Donna's post above.  You also do not need favors or a day of clutch.  I swear.  I know when you start planning you think you do, but you don't.  Spend the money on good food, a great DJ, a videographer, and get your hair and makeup done on your wedding day instead.  Otherwise with a week to go you will look at your budget spreadsheet and be extremely nauseous and feel very foolish.

maykious

Dear Stephie, I've always wondered why someone would drop a lot of cash on day-of clutches.  (At least, according to magazines--$500 clutches for your wedding?  I think not.)  It's not like it'll be in the pictures with you or that you'll actually want to carry that around throughout the reception.  But then, I saw some cute ones and nearly bought one.  Thanks for confirming my decision not to :)Love,Another budget-conscious bride

fallbride1109

Dear May,Well I only spent like $40 on mine (or $60--heck, I can't remember at this point) but whatever it was, it was probably too much.  I'll let you know if I even use it or if I do what I expect I will do, which is set it down on my chair at the reception never to be seen again.

kris928

Dear Nostrils,I am so so so sorry for all the abuse you are taking today. Maybe I should invest in some breath mints for my desk, but I'm sure the people that take them won't be the ones that need them.  

cherrrylll

Dear married man I used to work with, I reported you to HR when we worked together for sexual harrassment. I stopped talking to you completely. I blocked you on IM. You requested me twice on myspace and I did not accept. Are you seriously thinking I'm going to accept you on facebook? -Girl who is about to introduce you to my fist  

stephl3055

Dear PM,Your explanation to me on why you scheduled a meeting from 7:30-8:30 every Tuesday morning until I go on vacation for Christmas is complete BS.  I don't care if the offshore resources are complaining that they don't want to stay at work 30 minutes longer than "they are supposed to."  I'm only supposed to work 40 hours a week, but we all know I put in at least 45.  So now I either have to leave home at 7:00 to get to work in time, or I wait until the meeting is over at 8:30 and come into work at 9:00 looking like some slacker who just rolled out of bed.Thanks a lot (not),Your hard worker

juliebug1997

Dear Stephie,Bill is going through the same thing at his job so I definitely feel your pain.  Julie

maykious

Dear work, Please do yourself today, while I fill out grad school applications, play FarmVille on facebook, and go outside and read.  Kthnxbye!

untsing

Dear car salesmen, You are ALL douchebags. 

Mariah&Steven

Dear Mandy, At least you didn't realize that AFTER you bought your car.  I thought we got a great deal on my car...wish I could go back in time and re-do it all. -me

mscheese424

Dear Back I know I have not worked you out in so long but could you please quit being so sore that I can't bend over.  Thanks me Dear Tax teacher Please give me a break I am in my last semester of grad school and I just want to graduate I don't care about taxes!! Thanks your not so interested student My save the dates came in and I love them!!

appletango85

Dear body/throat,If you are going to get sick, do so now or forever hold your peace! (for at least 2 months anyways...)-Apple

danielle0789

Dear apartment- Please clean yourself. Thanks -the tenant that that is too lazy today. Dear best friend- Thanks for lunch today! It was great seeing you since its been a couple of months! I deff cant wait to see you guys again on Saturday! -The best friend who wishes that we can see you guys more often! Dear lottery- PLEASE pick us! We need to get out of this rut we're in! -Doesnt really play, but needs to! Dear Stephen- Your gonna look awesome with an afro wig on saturday! -Your impatient wife!

maykious

Dear Mariah, I've totally been there, too. Unfortunately, there's no such thing as a good deal on a car. I hate how dependent our society is on cars. Love and sympathy, A fellow frustrated car shopper

emimayor

Dear H1N1, Are you effing kidding me? You've officially invaded my body; I'm sick and useless. Thank you for starting my week out with severe flu like symptoms and 2 trips to the doctor. I loathe you. Your carrier.

maykious

Dear emi, That sucks big time.  I hope you get to feeling better soon. Love and cough drops,May

juliebug1997

Dear Emi, I've knocked on every bit of fake wood around me that I haven't caught the swine flu from the students.  I'm sorry that you're going through it though.  Dear Knotties, Thank goodness it's pay day in my district!!!!  We can now go and get our new refrigerator.  The only downside is that it was $1300 Columbus Day weekend and I didn't realize it until it was going to go off sale in 15 minutes.  Sadly, we'll be paying about $1800 and that's their "normal sale" price. 

tnickel06

Dear FI, I had fun these last couple of days and it sucks that you have to leave tonight -Fi who hates long distance Dear guest lecture in biochem class, I don't know where you are from, but your accent is hilarious. I was laughing the whole class -Girl who needed a laugh

emimayor

Thanks ladies! Luckily, Jeff is in town this week, but has quarantined himself in the other room. He literally gave me a bell to call his attention.

Jay&Marissa

Dear unnamed girl,I don't know you very well, and I got engaged as a sophomore too, but I'm REALLY judging you and thinking you are a huge idiot for getting engaged to a guy you've only been dating (and have even known) for a year, especially since it seems you both have absolutely no job prospects or concept of what growing up supporting yourself means.--Me

juliebug1997

Marissa, Are they having their wedding soon?  Some people just know....My dad (22 at the time) asked my mom (18 at the time) to marry him and they had only gone on two dates.  I will say that I think they should probably wait until they mature but sometimes.....well, you just know.