Getting in Shape


My FI is currently cracking me up at work because we are discussing the finer points of the ceremony over email with our officiant (a mutual friend) today.  We told our friend  about our tree/plant ceremony in lieu of a regular unity ceremony…FI doesn’t like the phrase “unity ceremony” and has decided to come up with lewd names for the ceremony to put on our program such as:    Celebration of the Wedding Bush (heard this was big in the 70s) Spreading the Love Seed Planting Marriage Wood Ceremony (if it’s a tree) The ancient Japanese Bukake Fertilization Ceremony….everyone stands around the pot and throws fertilizer at the plant….LOL***sorry if anyone is offended by crude jokes!!***

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