OL Tuesday

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professorscience

Dear students,
Good luck on your last test of the year before finals!

Dear Knotties,
I hope you watched the game last night because it was excellent!

texaggie07

Dear photographer,

Thanks for getting our engagement photo session edits done so fast!! I'm sorry that my FI decided to take 2 allergy pills in the middle of the session and has droopy eye but you did a fantastic job!

kristan1022

Dear Mavs,

Thank you for making the comeback we all knew you were capable of. I've never been happier to go to bed so late and have to miss my workout this morning.


Dear FI,

Austin + Alamo Drafthouse + Iron Cactus + Canyon Lake + Guadalupe + Tubing + IKEA = Best newly-engaged trip ever. Can't wait for this weekend


Dear Vistaprint,

Thank you for keeping me busy for 3 hours at work yesterday!!!!

DFWIndian

Dear wedding,

I'm starting to pay you off and man it's hard writing those checks!!
- Girl who would have liked to keep her money

Dear Monika,
I hope you end up being a good MUA. I really need to put this to rest
- Someone who has been through her fair share of people

Dear Knottie,
What with it being so slow?
- Needing entertainment.

FebDallasBride

Dear Personal Trainer-

I hope you are worth the 24 sessions I just bought and come August I have much needed improvement with my body.

-Determined Knottie.

Dear children out on our main concourse-

SHHHH! It's too early for the yelling.

-Sleepy and Cranky Sales Manager

crash2729

Dear Harold Camping, 

Enough with the end of the world baloney! There is no such thing as a "spiritual rapture". The world probably will not end on October 21st either, but after that I'm sure (and I wish you wouldn't) jump on the 12-21-12 bandwagon. Can't you just shut up?! 

-Knottie who's tired of your nonsense. 

MarieSD

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/local-wedding-boards_texas-dallas-ft-worth_ol-tuesday-85?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Local Wedding BoardsForum:102Discussion:30d5d43e-137a-49aa-a643-d40e363d967ePost:f04dd3d5-545a-48f6-8c9f-5a40f62e5c2e">Re: OL Tuesday</a>:
[QUOTE]Dear Personal Trainer- I hope you are worth the 24 sessions I just bought and come August I have much needed improvement with my body. -Determined Knottie.
Posted by FebDallasBride[/QUOTE]

Ooh, where did you get a personal trainer? I just decided I need to start getting in shape, and I'm willing to pay someone to show me how and keep my accountable. The problem is -- I tried to hire a personal trainer once (a year ago) at my gym, and they basically blew me off. So, I need to look elsewhere.

courtski2004

Dear Casey Anthony,
You have disgusted me for three years. Today is no exception.

--Knottie who knew you knew what happened all along.

professorscience

Dear whoever is smoking in the teacher potty,
Good Heavens now I smell like I'VE been smoking.  Knock it off, please.

Dear Deans,
Please catch this person.  =(

FebDallasBride

Marie-

I bought a Groupon a while back for Body Language personal training, near Cityplace, last month. Last night was my last of those 3 sessions and Mark talked me into doing 2x a week through August and broke up a payment plan for me of $60 a visit. Today I got an e-mail from BuyWithMe that they are running a promo there for 2 sessions plus an abs class: http://www.buywithme.com/dallas/deals/7174-body-language-personal-training

Courtney-

I have been obsessed with Tot Mom for so long. I watched Nancy Grace nightly when all the shiz first started.

MissAngel

Dear Guests,

You guys are still sending RSVPs 4 days before the wedding?  Really?

-Girl who has to keep changing seating arrangements

Dear Me,

Please take a breath.

Yourself.

courtski2004

Dear Wendi,
Me too!! It happened right before J and I started dating, and I couldn't get enough Nancy Grace during that time and for about a year afterwards. He probably thought XM Radio was a ripoff since my radio was always tuned to HLN. I have the DVR set to record her show tonight because I can't freakin WAIT to see what she has to say about the defenses opening statement (which is stillllllll going on).
--Court

MLandCJ

Wendi & Court,

I LOVE nancy grace We should do drinks and watch it.

-Courts

Dear Job Interview,

Hoped you enjoyed me knocking your socks off as much as I did. Can't wait till we meet again and that second interview.

-Courts

KendallandAlbert

Dear Courtney,
I am SO excited this one worked.   Can't wait for my 2nd round of details :P
- Eager Me

Dear Vac that was left in the dark hallway,

Ouch!  Those were my toes you reached out and hit.  Next time he uses you, tell FI to put you away

-Knottie attempting to bandaid 3 toes

professorscience

Dear Teachers Who Have 7th Period Off,
Why aren't any of you answering your phones?  I haven't been able to go to the bathroom because every passing period there is a kid still testing!  =((((
-Seeing yellow

NathanandJordan

Dear RSVPs,
Please keep coming in!  You are fun to open
-bride who feels like the wedding is really happening now

Dear Hair and MUA trials,
please go well this weekend so that I no longer have to worry about finding another vendor!
-my google hates me

meghanttu08

Dear invites,

PLEASE HURRY! I'm too anxious to see you!!! (and get them mailed for that matter!)

-anxious bride


Dear Piazza,

You know I you, so on my wedding day, please have the AC on full blast! I really felt like I was going to pass out today if I didn't ''lay down'' on that thing in the bridal suite! It's making me re-think my hair options!

-very hot bride



Dear Jim,

CAN'T WAIT TO SEE PICS!!! Especially the ones of me laying down showing off my shoes!  Had a lot of fun today (minus me being light headed)...

-me


Dear Florist,

Get your act together so my mom doesn't go Momzilla on you!

-bride who loved her bouquet!

juliebug1997

Dear Casey Anthony Obsessed Knotties,
When I first started dating Bill, another man with the last name Peterson was being questioned in the disappearance of his fourth wife (I think).  Then there was also Scott Peterson and a couple of other guys with that last name who had done something to women.  My mom asked me what Bill's last name was and, when I told her, she said, "Okay, good, because your father and I weren't going to let you date him any more if he was a Peterson."

FebDallasBride

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/local-wedding-boards_texas-dallas-ft-worth_ol-tuesday-85?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Local%20Wedding%20BoardsForum:102Discussion:30d5d43e-137a-49aa-a643-d40e363d967ePost:e0236f52-9c92-499d-80d8-ca94fa63b4a3">Re: OL Tuesday</a>:
[QUOTE]Dear Casey Anthony Obsessed Knotties, When I first started dating Bill, another man with the last name Peterson was being questioned in the disappearance of his fourth wife (I think).  Then there was also Scott Peterson and a couple of other guys with that last name who had done something to women.  My mom asked me what Bill's last name was and, when I told her, she said, "Okay, good, because your father and I weren't going to let you date him any more if he was a Peterson."
Posted by juliebug1997[/QUOTE]


Drew Peterson! Yes, he's a creeper. I hated the whole Scott Peterson stuff. He always had that Grinch-like smirk on his face during that trial.  There's a special place in Hell for him.

courtski2004

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/local-wedding-boards_texas-dallas-ft-worth_ol-tuesday-85?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Local Wedding BoardsForum:102Discussion:30d5d43e-137a-49aa-a643-d40e363d967ePost:e0236f52-9c92-499d-80d8-ca94fa63b4a3">Re: OL Tuesday</a>:
[QUOTE]Dear Casey Anthony Obsessed Knotties, When I first started dating Bill, another man with the last name Peterson was being questioned in the disappearance of his fourth wife (I think).  Then there was also Scott Peterson and a couple of other guys with that last name who had done something to women.  My mom asked me what Bill's last name was and, when I told her, she said, "Okay, good, because your father and I weren't going to let you date him any more if he was a Peterson."
Posted by juliebug1997[/QUOTE]

I went to high school with and lived down the street from a guy named Scott Peterson! I felt so bad for him when the trial was in the news every day...I can't imagine what people thought when they saw his name. His dad's name is Pete, which I always found to be weird (Pete PETErson), but any name is better than sharing that of a convicted wife and unborn baby killer!

MLandCJ

Dear Wedding Registry,

I love the daily surprises when I open my front door. It makes me so excited and thrilled by the love and support. What I don't love is breaking up shipments.  You see wedding registry...I write thank you notes as soon as they hit my door step and send them out just as fast. So by now you might see where my frustration is when I send out a thank you note only to find another package from the same person on my door step the next day. Could you improve your invoices to state that this is one out of two packages? Just a thought.

-Courts

Dear Sister in Law,

Srsly? I looked at your wedding registry. I have several problems with it.

Did you really title it "Cupcakes & Pickles"? I'm pretty sure it makes you sound as if you are 12 years old my dear. I'm a finance major so english wasn't my strongest subject, but i'm pretty sure the it should read "Cupcake's & Pickle's Wedding Registry" Maybe possesive nouns?

So when you made the registry did you realize you put the location to FW. What I find funny is that your wedding is no where near FW and ironically mine is. Hmm Strange. Also, you have the wrong date on it. I guess my brother and you can't be bothered with dates. Funny story...I actually called him to ask when you *first* wedding date( you know the one where we weren't invited but your family was)was and he couldn't remember. He actually had to think about it and mumbled out a few until he was "for sure" that date was it. To think that it was only three months ago.

Did you ever think about maybe selecting actual household goods to put on your registry? I don't know...maybe bedding, bath towels or even kitchen stuff. I guess you really have to set your priorities. After all a 20 bottle wine rack, $700 worth of work out equipment and a $400 ice cooler are all very important when setting up house.

I was starting to warm up to the idea of you to be honest. I figured that you would stick around for a hot minute. I even was going to go to your bridal shower. Truth be told I even bought you $70 of cupcake measuring cups and spoons. See I was being nice, even though the cupcake thing was sorta of my thing. I get it and realize i'm not the only one who loves cupcakes. I wrapped them up so cutely too! Then I heard you asked my parent's to pay for the alcohol for your *second* wedding. Then I learned that your little vow renewal was actually a full blown wedding with BM's, FG and GM. Let's get honest here. The only reason why you even came into town was for my wedding. The one that was planned for 18 months. I really will never forgive you for all of this, because to be honest you have caused my family and I alot of stress and anger.

Since I'm letting it all hang out at this point, did you ever think about asking or telling your IL's when your "little" shindig was? You might be surprised to learn that since my wedding is a week before that they have already taken time off for it. So asking for more time off a week later isn't an option 2 weeks before. I know that you and my bro have been together for 8 months and don't know if you realized but your IL's work in the medical field. In fact the majority of the time patients are booked over 6 months in advance. Do you see where the inconvience starts and where it never seems to end...?

Needless to say, I returned your original gifts and bought you crappy beach towels. I won't be your BFF and don't really care to associate myself with you. I will tolerate you, but don't expect me to do you any favors.

-Courts


Dear Mother,

I can remember when I first registered. We went just the two of us and it wasn't even planned. I have alot of fun that day. I felt we really bonded. Something that was very much needed. You even bought me this super cute rolling ice chest and the matching smaller insulated tote bag in cheetah. We put it in the second garage because of all the wedding stuff and planning.

I was surprised to see it out in the middle of the living room. I couldn't believe you asked me if I would mind if you gave it to C2 (courtney number two). Really? To be honest I felt like you stabbed me in the back right there. My own mother crossing over to the evil side. Already picking C2 over me and it has only been three months.

I told you I didn't care because at this point what was going to change? I would look like the bad guy no matter what. You would call me selfish or tell me to get over my issues with C2. It would result in an arguement and at this point I don't have any energy to fight.

I really don't understand where you thought it was ok or why you did it. I know the morning of you decided against it and went with something else, but the damage is done. My feelings are hurt.

-Courts

KendallandAlbert

Dear Courtney,

My brain just exploded at the wall of text.  Now I know what tomorrow pre-nanny time will be about :P
- AIM lovin' knottie

juliebug1997

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/local-wedding-boards_texas-dallas-ft-worth_ol-tuesday-85?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Local%20Wedding%20BoardsForum:102Discussion:30d5d43e-137a-49aa-a643-d40e363d967ePost:38206ed9-e7ae-4f44-b8e7-e46d6ab5144f">Re: OL Tuesday</a>:
[QUOTE]Dear Wedding Registry, I love the daily surprises when I open my front door. It makes me so excited and thrilled by the love and support. What I don't love is breaking up shipments.  You see wedding registry...I write thank you notes as soon as they hit my door step and send them out just as fast. So by now you might see where my frustration is when I send out a thank you note only to find another package from the same person on my door step the next day. Could you improve your invoices to state that this is one out of two packages? Just a thought. -Courts Dear Sister in Law, Srsly? I looked at your wedding registry. I have several problems with it. Did you really title it "Cupcakes & Pickles"? I'm pretty sure it makes you sound as if you are 12 years old my dear. I'm a finance major so english wasn't my strongest subject, but i'm pretty sure the it should read "Cupcake's & Pickle's Wedding Registry" Maybe possesive nouns? So when you made the registry did you realize you put the location to FW. What I find funny is that your wedding is no where near FW and ironically mine is. Hmm Strange. Also, you have the wrong date on it. I guess my brother and you can't be bothered with dates. Funny story...I actually called him to ask when you *first* wedding date( you know the one where we weren't invited but your family was)was and he couldn't remember. He actually had to think about it and mumbled out a few until he was "for sure" that date was it. To think that it was only three months ago. Did you ever think about maybe selecting actual household goods to put on your registry? I don't know...maybe bedding, bath towels or even kitchen stuff. I guess you really have to set your priorities. After all a 20 bottle wine rack, $700 worth of work out equipment and a $400 ice cooler are all very important when setting up house. I was starting to warm up to the idea of you to be honest. I figured that you would stick around for a hot minute. I even was going to go to your bridal shower. Truth be told I even bought you $70 of cupcake measuring cups and spoons. See I was being nice, even though the cupcake thing was sorta of my thing. I get it and realize i'm not the only one who loves cupcakes. I wrapped them up so cutely too! Then I heard you asked my parent's to pay for the alcohol for your *second* wedding. Then I learned that your little vow renewal was actually a full blown wedding with BM's, FG and GM. Let's get honest here. The only reason why you even came into town was for my wedding. The one that was planned for 18 months. I really will never forgive you for all of this, because to be honest you have caused my family and I alot of stress and anger. Since I'm letting it all hang out at this point, did you ever think about asking or telling your IL's when your "little" shindig was? You might be surprised to learn that since my wedding is a week before that they have already taken time off for it. So asking for more time off a week later isn't an option 2 weeks before. I know that you and my bro have been together for 8 months and don't know if you realized but your IL's work in the medical field. In fact the majority of the time patients are booked over 6 months in advance. Do you see where the inconvience starts and where it never seems to end...? Needless to say, I returned your original gifts and bought you crappy beach towels. I won't be your BFF and don't really care to associate myself with you. I will tolerate you, but don't expect me to do you any favors. -Courts Dear Mother, I can remember when I first registered. We went just the two of us and it wasn't even planned. I have alot of fun that day. I felt we really bonded. Something that was very much needed. You even bought me this super cute rolling ice chest and the matching smaller insulated tote bag in cheetah. We put it in the second garage because of all the wedding stuff and planning. I was surprised to see it out in the middle of the living room. I couldn't believe you asked me if I would mind if you gave it to C2 (courtney number two). Really? To be honest I felt like you stabbed me in the back right there. My own mother crossing over to the evil side. Already picking C2 over me and it has only been three months. I told you I didn't care because at this point what was going to change? I would look like the bad guy no matter what. You would call me selfish or tell me to get over my issues with C2. It would result in an arguement and at this point I don't have any energy to fight. I really don't understand where you thought it was ok or why you did it. I know the morning of you decided against it and went with something else, but the damage is done. My feelings are hurt. -Courts
Posted by MLandCJ[/QUOTE]

Dear Courtney,
O. M. Gosh!!  It's one thing for your mom to try with her new DIL but another thing entirely for her to try to give her YOUR presents. 

MarieSD

Dear Courtney,
My first thought with "Cupcake and Pickles" was -- oh, gosh, it's actually a baby registry! (Doesn't that sound like pickles and ice cream, aka pregnancy cravings???) That was weird enough for a title of a wedding registry. But when you said it was their pet nicknames for each other ... I just gagged. Repeatedly.
--Knottie who doesn't have a cutesy pet name for DH, and even if I did, I wouldn't tell anyone what it was