cute/funny vows for my offbeat wedding;

Oaubrey

vows; I vow to always listen to your conspiracy theories, and promise to always turn away before I roll my eyes at them. I vow to be your memory for all the things you tend to forget "remember sammy jenkins", I vow to take care of two babies instead of one when you are sick and ridiculous, I vow to encourage you, be honest with you and love you now and forever. " All my little plans and schemes
Lost like some forgotten dream
Seems like all i really was doing
Was waiting for you "
Thoughts/opinions?

mrsamr2013

Very cute:) My Fiance and I are trying really hard to find unique original vows as well... the traditional ones are so overdone and just seem dull to me. I want something that will make everyone laugh but also be touching. I love yours:)

UtahStar1103

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[QUOTE]Very cute:) My Fiance and I are trying really hard to find unique original vows as well... the traditional ones are so overdone and just seem dull to me. I want something that will make everyone laugh but also be touching. I love yours:)
Posted by mrsamr2013[/QUOTE]

<p style="margin-left:0in;" class="MsoBlockText"><span style="font-size:11pt;">
</span></p> <p style="margin-left:0in;" class="MsoBlockText"><span style="font-size:11pt;">I, Jake, take you, Alexis, / to be my wife. / I promise to walk by your side forever / to love, help, and encourage you / in all that you choose to do. / I will trust you and honor you. / I will love you faithfully through the best and the worst, / through the difficult and the easy. / Come what may, I will always be there for you / as your partner, lover, and best friend. / Everything I am and everything I have is now ours to share forevermore.</span></p> <p style="margin:0in 0.1in 0.0001pt;text-align:justify;" class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:11pt;"> </span></p> <p style="margin-left:0in;" class="MsoBlockText"><span style="font-size:11pt;">I, Alexis, take you, Jake, to be my husband. / I promise to walk by your side forever / and to love, help, and encourage you / in all that you choose to do. / I will trust you and honor you. / I will love you faithfully / through the best and the worst, / through the difficult and the easy. / Come what may, I will always be there for you / as your partner, lover, and best friend. / As I have given you my hand to hold, / so I give you my heart to keep.</span></p> <p style="margin-left:0in;" class="MsoBlockText"><span style="font-size:11pt;"> </span></p> <p style="margin-left:0in;" class="MsoBlockText"><span style="font-size:11pt;">Choice 2</span></p> <p style="margin-left:0in;" class="MsoBlockText"><span style="font-size:11pt;">From this day forward, I choose you, Alexis, to be my wife.<span>  </span>I want to live with you and laugh with you; to stand by your side and sleep in your arms; to be joy to your heart and food to your soul; to bring out the best in you always; and, for you, to be the most that I can.<span>  </span>I want to laugh with you in good times; to struggle with you in the bad times; to solace you when you are down hearted; to wipe your tears with my hands; to comfort you with my body; to mirror you with my soul; to share with you all my riches and honors; all the days of our lives.</span></p>