I need this today....
Dear Neighbor dog,
While I think you are quite adorable, I am tired of you waking me up between 5:30 and 6:30 every morning for the past week (especially this morning because I only got 4.5 hours of real good sleep)...It is really annoying when you do this...I am sorry your owner left you to go to work or where ever they went to that early, but please be curteous to your fellow neighbors who don't need to be up until 8 or 8:30....Clyde doesn't do this when FI and I leave...You should take some lessons from him.
Your loving respectful neighbor,
LM
Dear father dearest who is still a 'kid',
While I understand that I am your daughter, you should respect my feelings. I know you weren't expecting me to tell you last night, or at all rather, that not only are you walking me down the aisle, but also my awesome stepdad is. I was prepared for your responses, however, I still think blaming my decision on my mother & hanging up on me afterwards was a very mature way to handle things (hence sarcasm)...You'll need some time...no worries...but try to be a little more supportive next time and actually talk to me...but communication was never a strong quality for you...
Your loving daughter who was alwas the 'parent',
Dear Drama at work,
It would be much appreciated that the unnecessary drama end. We aren't in high school anymore and it would be nice for any back stabbing that is going on to end...Is it really necessary for this to happen?? If you got beef, then have a meeting with the person who have beef with instead of going around talking crap or whatever...BE NICE!
Your annoyed co-worker who is about to go bridezilla on your azzez if you don't straighten up,
LM
Have a nice day knotties
I can't wait to read these on my break today!