Dear Professor,
I'm sorry that most of us are not interested in what you have to lecture about. It's also not my fault you have to look at my bored face during class since you're the one who requires attendance despite the fact we are all adults. You like to make us responsible for too many things that should not be in our ballpark, and that is frustrating to be in that position. Thank you also for giving us a one question quiz about an error in a textbook. That's clearly one of the most important take-home details of the book.
-Frustrated Student-