I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lites than Kay. Why is a school zone 20 mph? That seems like the optimal cruising speed for pedophiles... I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? Damnit!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voicemail. What'd you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run away? I love the sense of camaraderie when a n entire line of cars teams up to prevent a *** from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers! How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear what they said? How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet? Sometimes, I'll watch a movie that I watched when I was younger and suddenly realize I had no idea what the *** was going on when I first saw it. I don't understand the purpose of the line, "I don't need to drink to have fun." Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and sticks when they've invented the lighter? I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option. More often than not, when someone is telling me a story all I can think about is that I can't wait for them to finish so that I can tell my own story that's not only better, but also more directly involves me.