Technically I'll have one, but for all intents and purposes, I won't have the dreaded MIL that everyone kvetches about. When she and FFIL divorced when FI was young, she pretty much left and hasn't really looked back too much. He barely saw her then, and he hasn't spoken to her in about 6 years. It might be flameful, but that's at least one thing I don't have to deal with! As for FFIL, not so much. He lives right next door

But at least the property is 5 acres, so it's not like he can peek into our windows while we're having coffee in our bathrobes.
They didn't have you where I come from...never knew the best was yet to come...