Dear red truck-
Wake the F up, dude. Just because your exit is to my right and you are to my left does not mean you need to plow over me because you are an idiot and missed your exit. Take the next one, jerk.
Dear horn-
Thank you for saving both me and the car today.
Dear DH's boss-
While I am thankful you were able to pick him up this morning to go to the airport for your trip, when you say you'll be by between 5-5:30 and you show up at 6, we could have slept some more.
Dear self-
You really need to work on your eating habits. What you are eating lately is making you sick so stop eating it. Also this acid reflux crap you have going on needs to stop.