internet etiquette advice gone?

trix1223

Our resident entitlement bride filling us in the etiquette of being a BM advice (which must be true because it's appeared on the internet over and over) is a DD.  Sheesh, after I did all that research on other things that must be true because they've also been n the internet over and over.

peachkins

Such a shame for all that research to go to waste.  I for one was thrilled to hear that Coca-Cola can be used as a contraceptive.  I'd hate to have to keep spending all that money on birth control.  Cripes, why bother to DD after the post has been there that long?

bablingbrooke

Damn, here I was composing my letter of acceptance to the son of the deposed King of Nigeria to help him launder his inheritance out of the country.

trix1223

Yes, brooke, "because when the son of the deposed ruler of Nigeria asks for help, you help!"  (I hope you're a fan of The Office.)

banana468

I'm assuming she realized that it fell on deaf ears?I didn't delete the thread so unless Retread or KnotAnnie did, the OP came back to remove it.  You know, I'll buy that good friends go to parties in your honor and throw you a shower if it's possible.However good friends also don't expect those things of one another.My husband is awesome but I don't 'expect' him to do things.  He does things that are fantastic because HE wants to...and I do fantastic things because I'm the coolest wife ever.  ;-)

banana468

Be sure to throw water on your mother-in-law. It makes witches melt.I'll be watching MIL very carefully this weekend at BIL's wedding!  BTW Retread, I left a message for you on the Mod board. 

mbcdefg

No worries, I'm sure she'll be back soon to complain about how she was nice enough to post that here for all of us and how she goes out of her way for everyone on the planet and nobody ever returns the favor and she's always taken advantage of.

melishka716

Whoa! Fill me in, please.I'm interested about the coca-cola BC method... I can barely afford the pill because my insurance doesn't cover it.Also, I wanna know about making witches melt! I wanna try it on my MIL!

ootmother2

mel, the coke as BC doesn't work.  My daughter tried it and she now has a 1 year old.I thought I was giving her good info too!:(

banana468

OOT, how is that adorable grandbaby??

ootmother2

more adorable than the last set of photos!You got the birthday party ones didn't you?

bablingbrooke

Do you really think they can go all night? That's what she said!

trix1223

I thought it was the best ever-that's what she said.

bablingbrooke

I'm always satisfied after a few hours of Dwight, Jim, and Michael Scott. That's what she said. Side note: I have worked for Michael Scott and married Dwight. If my DH could find a good place to hide throwing stars and a blow dart, he would do it.

BelhurstBride

I wanted to know if she was going to start writing out checks to her WP to cover the costs of their travel and accommodations. I mean if she wants to follow the "rules" she really should follow all of them.