Girl who cried all day that she had to return the flower girl dresses that she spent her child welfare checks on DD'd. Which means she was real. Which means a real live person's priorities are that out of whack. If the payments you were referring to are child support from the baby's father: If I were him and I found out you were spending my kid's money on *that*, I would haul you into court. If the payments you were referring to were state welfare payments: You should be reported to the authorities for misuse of taxpayer money. What a shame that you put your own pretty princess day before the well-being of your children. And then get upset that their needs have to trump those plans to the point you actually cried all day. What is *wrong* with this world?
Courtesy of megk8oz

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