Why you should never give the RB the real rings...

megk8oz

Actually, this is just a funny little story I wanted to share from tonight.

So we actually have a land line in our house (Got one of those "triple play" packages). We rarely use it, but people like to leave us messages (We only give out the number when somebody specifically requests a land line) ... which I wind up checking, oh, maybe once every couple of months.

Feeling ambitious, I decided to clear out the inbox tonight. Message#27 (Yes, #27 ... don't judge me) was as follows:

"Hi, this message is for Meg and/or Meg's DH. This is Jenn from Meg's Wedding Venue. It's Saturday January 2nd-it appears you've already checked out this morning, and I just wanted to let you know that while the staff was cleaning out the men's bathroom earlier, we found your RB pillow. We weren't sure if you wanted this back for memorabilia purposes or not, so please just give us a call whenever you can, and we'll be holding it for you until then. Enjoy the honeymoon!"

Apparently, when the RB announced his trip to the potty and bolted, he took the pillow with him ... and nobody ever noticed that it went missing.

isufans4ever

Hahahaha...that is cute!

aerinpegadrak

That's funny.

And don't feel bad for not checking your messages.  The voicemail message on my cell phone says basically, "I never check my voicemail, so if this is an urgent matter, please email or text me.  Otherwise, please leave a message, and I'll get back to you in a month or two."

megk8oz

Well, cell phones are one thing, but the land line we just NEVER check ... we never call people from it, and we actually have the ringer on "silent" so it won't disturb us, lol.

But I thought I would share just because I thought it was funny that the pillow got left in the men's room ... clearly, that would not have been the best place for the real rings, lol.

emilyinchile

Oh Meg, your wedding really did have class

megk8oz

Hahaha, I know. Nothing more classy than an 8-year-old screaming "I HAVE TO PEE" right before the bride enters, lol.

megk8oz

Hahaha. I have to say, as annoyed as I was by the whole "having a RB" thing in the first, I'm very amused by this little story.

Actually all of his "holy terror" behavior that day (I really didn't notice anything aside from this and the "THIS IS BORING" thing during the pics, but apparently he was bad all night, according to the ILs) amuses me to no end. I almost feel like it justified my annoyance ... so I guess I'm enjoying it because I got "I told ya so!" rights, lol. I'm so mature.

megk8oz

And as far as the "I HAVE TO PEE" thing goes, I would have laughed if it was anybody else's ceremony ... so I really couldn't be a hypocrite and not see the humor in it.