http://www.groupon.com/deals/planet-beach-contempo-spa-san-antonio-1?c=dnb&p=2 In the Dark Ages, princesses exfoliated with Fabergé egg dust and filed fingernails on the edges of gold doubloons. Revel in more modern and luxurious beauty treatments with today's deal: for $20, you get one week of unlimited spa services (up to a $280 value) at Planet Beach Contempo Spa's Schertz location. The only limited part of this unlimited package is that you may only partake of a single spray tan. Not that you'd want more than one a week, anyway, unless you're molting.
Planet Beach is a futuristic relaxation station where state-of-the-art machines administer all the services. These friendly automatons facilitate everything from oxygen therapy to spray tanning and luminous facials. Each machine is designed for a specific service, which makes it the ultimate expert and keeps it from developing the ability to cry. Standard UV-tanning booths are available ($8-15 value per session) along with Mystic spray tanning ($18-24 per session) for a light butterscotch topping. Advanced spa services, such as hydroderbutterymafusion, sauna time, and LED facials ($20 per session) provide opportunities for sweating, moisturizing, and photoskinthesis.
Planet Beach operates on a gym-style membership system, meaning that members pay for packages or flat monthly rates. With a week of services, this Groupon allows anyone to take advantage of Rube Goldberg–style beautification on his or her own time frame. A staff of helpful spa assistants is always on hand to answer questions, help first-timers use the machines, and keep things safe and comfortable. Call ahead to make appointments; services are subject to availability.