Banana

SarahPLiz

You were in my dream last night. I don't even really know what you look like, but you must have been there because I was calling you Banana.

In the dream, you were moderating my wedding, acting as everyone's conscience before they said or did something unbecoming. Thanks!

This is a sure sign that my knotting has gotten out of hand. I think I need to study more this weekend..

banana468

You don't know what I look like?  Who do you think the pretty bride is in my siggy? 

That's hysterical though!  The first time I dreamed about a knottie was just two weeks ago!

And if you need me to moderate your wedding, just let me know. 

SarahPLiz

I mean, I know what your pictures look like, and they are very pretty, but I just don't know what you look like in every day life.

I'll keep you in mind for the moderator position. Perhaps we should add this to the WP titles, like personal assistant!

megk8oz

Wedding moderator ... do we need to add this to the list of "This a job, not an honor" positions when people are looking to include more people?

banana468

You never know.  The way some people act ::cough:: my MIL ::cough:: the use of a moderator could come in handy.

megk8oz

Well, from what I've read in the past, your MIL is ... something else, lol.

I think a few of my guests needed some "modding" as well, lol:

"No, you can not wear a prom dress and then hijack the photographer".

"Trying to announce that the bride is pregnant-especially when she isn't-is bad ettiquette".

"Yelling 'Get A Room' whenever the B&G kiss for the clinking glasses really isn't that funny after the first 6 or 7 times"

...

You know, if we invent this job and then start charging people for the service, we could make a lot of money, hahaha.

SarahPLiz

That's what I'm thinking. We could all have 2nd jobs as wedding moderators!

banana468

That would be fantastic!

:::ATTENTION BRIDES::
-Got a FMIL who just won't be wrong?
-Does your best man's wife think that she can run the show?
-Does your FI have an aunt who thinks she's going to sing a solo in the church WITHOUT a microphone?

If so, call us!  We're the wedding moderators! 

emilyinchile

I smell a new reality show in the making.

banana468

That would be a FABULOUS reality show!

It would be like "The Nanny" (or whatever that show is where the British woman comes in and tells parents that they're dumb) but for people getting married!!

bablingbrooke

Hahahahaha "The Take Home Nanny!"  I would so watch that show: "The Wedding Moderator."

Unfortunately I don't think it would fly in a world with such movies/TV as:

Say Yes to the Dress

Father of the Bride (Dad is bad for wanting to scale back the out of control budget)

The Wedding Planner (the bride isn't right for the groom because she isn't into wedding planning, and therefore doesn't care about the marriage)

Bride Wars

Bridezillas

Platinum Weddings

"The Wedding Moderator" would be such a breath of fresh air.