Open Letter Tuesday

mgoss228

"Anonymously" vent here!

Sharingourlove

Dear FI,
Thank you for being such a rock for me.  Your support and love means the world and I am so blessed to have you in my life!  I can't wait to spend the rest of our life together!!
Your loving wife to be

Dear Work,
Really?!?!  What the f......?!?!?!?!?!  I am so tired of your drama, your games and your attitude!  Your BS has caused too much stress in my life and if I could do it I would walk out on you w/o a look back!  I have no respect for you, no trust of you, and no belief that anything will ever change.  This is the most dysfunctional place I've ever worked and I've worked in some lousy places before.  I just keep hoping that all my tries at a new job will pan out quickly and I can get the h*ll out of here fast!
A very disgruntled employee

EMTmommy

Dear spiders, bugs, and slimy things,

I have no problem with nature. But I don't live outside for a reason. I guess no matter how meticulous I am about keeping doors closed, you still find your way in somewhere. Stay the f OUT of my house!!! One more of you in here, and I'm bombing the whole freaking place. 

-Turning Into a Clean Freak

Dear Car,

We've had so many years together, as you've been with me from the start. You're very dependable, steadfast, and constant; despite the ever-growing number of miles I put you through. But, here's the thing...you're ugly. I know it's what's inside that counts, but over the past seven years, I've grown very tired of your unappealing exterior. Does that make me shallow? Probably. Do I want to replace you with another which is younger and shinier? Yes. I'm sorry I just couldn't hide my feelings anymore. 

The worst part? I'm stuck with your ugly face for at least another year.

Love,

Your less-than-devoted Driver

Dearest Sunshine,

Due to your inconsistent and bad behavior, you are hereby ordered to shine for four consecutive days over my campsite.

-Petulant Washingtonian 

abrieckinthewall

Dear headache,
Please go away. Please????? It hurts so bad. Its hard to concentrate. I swear, you're just annoying now.
--A gal w/ a head full of hurt


Dear Mother,
You are annoying the frick out of me. I know you're not known for being responsible, but this is just sad. I honestly can't wait for this to be over with so we can part emotional ties for a while.
K thanks,
a very disappointed daughter

mgoss228

DH,
Since you stayed home today, I think you should have a Yellowleaf cupcake waiting for me when I get home.  I know that you are sick, from the cold I gave you, but I still want a cupcake.  This request will 99.99999% not be fulfilled, but thinking of eating a cupcake is a great distraction from work!
Love, your DW

dreamwinds

Dear Guests,

If you have lost your invitation and your RSVP, you should have let us know.

When I email you, to let you know today is the RSVP deadline, this is not the time for you to go: OH! We lost the invitation but we were going to come.

No. That is a conversation that should have happened when you realized you lost it.

Sincerely,

Annoyed Detail-Oriented Wedding Planner