I'll start:
My coworker backed out of a client transfer of facilities so I've been coordinating the entire move myself including cleaning the SNF rooms and chasing around the cable company.
I stuck $50 of my client's funds on my desk, went to the bathroom and came back...it was gone and hasn't resurfraced.
And finally, I fell and twisted my ankle; nice sprain too.

It can't get any worse. Seriously...