UPDATE: Having trouble helping FMIL pick shoes!!!!!!,!!!,,!,,!

Megbo2012

Omg FMIL has millions of shoes under FI's brothers bed she wants me to help choose but they are all white running sneakers!!!,,,!,! So unacceptable guys really need help!,,,!,! Like why she thinks she can wear white on MY DAY is ridiculous! I'm ready to dip them all in paint or something!

kristin183

Can she maybe dye a pair?

Danidawn20

Can you maybe buy her new shoes?

Megbo2012

She has so many shoes that her house literally cannot hold another pair! It's border line hoarders!!

kristin183

and they are ALL white?
I am sure if she is a hoarder there is at least a pair with some stains on them. Maybe those wouldn't look as white and no one would notice? just a thought.

Danidawn20

Duck tape them black

Zimsgirl

In Response to Re:Having trouble helping FMIL pick shoes!!!!!!,!!!,,!,,!:[QUOTE]and they are ALL white? I am sure if she is a hoarder there is at least a pair with some stains on them. Maybe those wouldn't look as white and no one would notice? just a thought. Posted by kristin183[/QUOTE]
LOL!

Shelly527IN

Tell her to forget the shoes and go barefoot!

DrPB2b13

Could you start a fire?  Not a big one, obviously, but something small and controlled, right under her bed.  You can be the hero by noticing and running in early with a fire extinguisher, but obviously the shoes will all be goners.  You can even seal the deal by presenting her with a lovely pair of high heels as a Mother's Day gift!  She worked hard to raise your future husband, she deserves it!

Nshivers

In Response to Re:Having trouble helping FMIL pick shoes!!!!!!,!!!,,!,,!:[QUOTE]Duck tape them black Posted by Danidawn20[/QUOTE]

Love this!!

chelseamb11

Duct tape works.. or you could spray paint them too.
OR SHARPIE IT!

Megbo2012

UPDATE: I gave them to the dog. All chewed up now! Happy Mother's day!!!!!!!!!

kristin183

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[QUOTE]UPDATE: I gave them to the dog. All chewed up now! Happy Mother's day!!!!!!!!!
Posted by Megbo2012[/QUOTE]

IMO that was kind of rude. Don't you want her to like you. Personally, I would be pissed if someone gave my shoes to the dog.You could have handle it in a better way.

Megbo2012

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Having trouble helping FMIL pick shoes!!!!!!,!!!,,!,,! : IMO that was kind of rude. Don't you want her to like you. Personally, I would be pissed if someone gave my shoes to the dog.You could have handle it in a better way.
Posted by kristin183[/QUOTE]



Whatever. She still has 600 pairs of shoes. Just no white ones. I do what I want!

2012FutureMrsB

What is going on in this thread? I'm so confused.

niecie_jeff

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Having trouble helping FMIL pick shoes!!!!!!,!!!,,!,,! : Whatever. She still has 600 pairs of shoes. Just no white ones. I do what I want!
Posted by Megbo2012[/QUOTE]<div>
</div><div>You had to do what you had to do, right?

</div>

Danidawn20

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Having trouble helping FMIL pick shoes!!!!!!,!!!,,!,,! : You had to do what you had to do, right?
Posted by niecie_jeff[/QUOTE]
 And now she won't wear white on YOUR bug day! 

Rethany

Your FMIL sounds like a huge twatwaffle. All white shoes? How dare she.

peachykeen26

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[QUOTE]Your FMIL sounds like a huge twatwaffle. All white shoes? How dare she.
Posted by spiffycoolbeans[/QUOTE]

<div>
</div><div>OMGosh, agreed! What a biatch to want to wear WHITE on YOUR DAY! Doesn't she get that its all about you and not her?</div><div>If my FMIL decided to wear white, I would uninvite her. </div><div>Actually, I would call off the WHOLE WEDDING!!! NO ONE WEARS WHITE ON MY DAY!</div><div>Oh my gosh. I just couldn't do it. </div><div>
</div><div>Glad you gave them to the dog! I would have thrown them out the window and poured gasoline on them then lit them on fire personally, but dogs are effective too!</div><div>
</div><div>Did you buy her new shoes, I wouldn't. She doesn't deserve them!</div>

Megbo2012

In Response to Re:UPDATE: Having trouble helping FMIL pick shoes!!!!!!,!!!,,!,,!:[QUOTE]What is going on in this thread? I'm so confused. Posted by 2012FutureMrsB[/QUOTE]

Basically my FMIL wanted to wear white tennis shoes with her dress to the wedding and I was all hell to the no because that's fuxking rude so I took matters into my own hands and fed all 34 white pairs to the dog.

Win win because I hated the dog anyways, he licks.

daria24

I would have given them to the dog just because no one should DARE wear white shoes after Labor day. Nevermind the wedding-I would have to reach for the smelling salts if I saw someone in white shoes on Christmas Day. 

Megbo2012

In Response to Re:UPDATE: Having trouble helping FMIL pick shoes!!!!!!,!!!,,!,,!:[QUOTE]I would have given them to the dog just because no one should DARE wear white shoes after Labor day. Nevermind the weddingI would have to reach for the smelling salts if I saw someone in white shoes on Christmas Day.nbsp; Posted by daria24[/QUOTE]

Thank you Daria! Like I didn't even care that they were sketches shape ups! I was mostly concerned with the fact that they where white and ugg! She won't cross me again. And if she does, I won't let her see the grand babies. That'll show her.

daria24

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re:UPDATE: Having trouble helping FMIL pick shoes!!!!!!,!!!,,!,,!: Thank you Daria! Like I didn't even care that they were sketches shape ups! I was mostly concerned with the fact that they where white and ugg! She won't cross me again. And if she does, I won't let her see the grand babies. That'll show her.
Posted by Megbo2012[/QUOTE]

<div>In all seriousness, I told my sister (MOH) that I didn't care what she wore to the wedding AT ALL, except she wasn't allowed to wear Uggs. I really should have printed that on the invites...Ugg-free celebration. Bonfire will be on site & flip flops will be provided for all those who do not adhere to this policy.</div>

Megbo2012

In Response to Re:UPDATE: Having trouble helping FMIL pick shoes!!!!!!,!!!,,!,,!:[QUOTE]In Response to Re:UPDATE: Having trouble helping FMIL pick shoes!!!!!!,!!!,,!,,!:In Response to Re:UPDATE: Having trouble helping FMIL pick shoes!!!!!!,!!!,,!,,!: Thank you Daria! Like I didn't even care that they were sketches shape ups! I was mostly concerned with the fact that they where white and ugg! She won't cross me again. And if she does, I won't let her see the grand babies. That'll show her.Posted by Megbo2012In all seriousness, I told my sister MOH that I didn't care what she wore to the wedding AT ALL, except she wasn't allowed to wear Uggs. I really should have printed that on the invites...Uggfree celebration. Bonfire will be on site amp; flip flops will be provided for all those who do not adhere to this policy. Posted by daria24[/QUOTE]

I love my uggs! Coupled with a jean short skirt and some fair isle leggings with pig tails I'm the fuxking cats meow.

daria24

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re:UPDATE: Having trouble helping FMIL pick shoes!!!!!!,!!!,,!,,!: I love my uggs! Coupled with a jean short skirt and some fair isle leggings with pig tails I'm the fuxking cats meow.
Posted by Megbo2012[/QUOTE]

<div>I'm pretty sure each on of my jean legs are 12in in circumference-if you want I can send you any old pairs I don't need any more so you can get TWO jeans skirts out of each pair since your waist is so super tiny.</div>

Megbo2012

In Response to Re:UPDATE: Having trouble helping FMIL pick shoes!!!!!!,!!!,,!,,!:[QUOTE]In Response to Re:UPDATE: Having trouble helping FMIL pick shoes!!!!!!,!!!,,!,,!:In Response to Re:UPDATE: Having trouble helping FMIL pick shoes!!!!!!,!!!,,!,,!: I love my uggs! Coupled with a jean short skirt and some fair isle leggings with pig tails I'm the fuxking cats meow.Posted by Megbo2012I'm pretty sure each on of my jean legs are 12in in circumferenceif you want I can send you any old pairs I don't need any more so you can get TWO jeans skirts out of each pair since your waist is so super tiny. Posted by daria24[/QUOTE]

That would be awesome! Just send it to the address that Missy posted here!

Oh wait, that's not even our address...

kristin183

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re:UPDATE: Having trouble helping FMIL pick shoes!!!!!!,!!!,,!,,!: I love my uggs! Coupled with a jean short skirt and some fair isle leggings with pig tails I'm the fuxking cats meow.
Posted by Megbo2012[/QUOTE]


Personally, I prefer to wear my uggs with my sweatpants.

Rethany

Daria, I think you're overreacting. If I remember correctly I may get flamed for this, etiquette says Uggs are completely acceptable. So go easy on your sister.

Megbo2012

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[QUOTE]Daria, I think you're overreacting. If I remember correctly I may get flamed for this, etiquette says Uggs are completely acceptable. So go easy on your sister.
Posted by spiffycoolbeans[/QUOTE]

<div>You can't tell people how to dress. So I don't tell them. I just ruin their gross options!</div><div>
</div><div>Daria, burn those uggs! </div>

daria24

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[QUOTE]Daria, I think you're overreacting. If I remember correctly I may get flamed for this, etiquette says Uggs are completely acceptable. So go easy on your sister.
Posted by spiffycoolbeans[/QUOTE]

<div>But it's MY DAY. She can go one floffing day without her ugly Australian cow and sheep-killing moccasins  for 5 hours. I don't CARE if they make your feet feel like they are wrapped up in a cloud-she can stand there in a comfortable pair of kitten heels and plaster a gd smile on her face that a good little minion. </div>

Danidawn20

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re:UPDATE: Having trouble helping FMIL pick shoes!!!!!!,!!!,,!,,! : But it's MY DAY. She can go one floffing day without her ugly Australian cow and sheep-killing moccasins  for 5 hours. I don't CARE if they make your feet feel like they are wrapped up in a cloud-she can stand there in a comfortable pair of kitten heels and plaster a gd smile on her face that a good little minion. 
Posted by daria24[/QUOTE]
  Daria- I thinkyoua re overreacting. Just let them eat Cake