Ok so I finished my paper on how undervalued warthogs really are, and how they can be utilized in society and such. That means I can update you on the FMIL DILEMMA!
Ok so for those of you who don't know, FMIL was being a complete HAG and demanded she wear one of her 32 pairs of WHITE shape up sketcher shoes to the wedding! What the shiit is that?!?
Anyways. I fed their dog I hate the shoes, some of you agreed with my decision, others did not. Whatever, what's done is done.
So she's trying to get back at me since I like, almost killed their dog. (Technically it's FBIL's dog, but that makes me care even less because I hate him because one time he smelled like fig newtons. Who says that?!)
Anyways she said she felt bad about the white and that they were sneakers so she got nude heels. NUDE?! That's like, MY NEW THING! I'm the ONLY one who is allowed to wear nude, ever! Like what was she thinking?! FI thinks she was trying to be nice, and that I'm super overreacting, but I think she chose nude on PURPOSE to spite me!!!!!!!
I'm so close to just kicking her out of the wedding party. She is a terrible MOH. I totally did not think that one through.