Omg TMI

Megbo2012

So, I got this new BC (soooo TMI) and like, my boobs grew. I don't know what to do with them! They grew at least a full size! Wtf?! I'm almost a C now so I'm like legit falling over. I also run a lot (not right now, boo) so that will make me way slower!!! Instead of running 7 minute pace on my long runs I'll be running like 7:45's! So slow! Wtf! All I can do is swim and it's not making them smaller. What do I do?! My body is like super perfect so I don't want to look disproportional! Also it pushed me over into triple digits! Wtf?! Who weights triple digits?! I feel so fat! What did you do when you hit puberty and your boobs grew like 2 sizes (or in some cases 10 sizes)?! How do I shrink them? Is there liposuction for that?! HALP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

chelseamb11

You should definitely look into a sports bra.

Let your FI motorboat you too.  Put those babies to good use!

kristin183

Two Words...
Duct Tape

or you could starve yourself or throw up everything you eat. Pretty sure that would help.

Danidawn20

When I was in ballet, and started to grow boobs, mine came in fast and big. My ballet teacher taught us to wear a sports brad and then cover that with duck tape to make us look smaller. It hurt like hell, but it did work on making me look smaller for all the dances.  IDK if that will help.

Megbo2012

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[QUOTE]You should definitely look into a sports bra. Let your FI motorboat you too.  Put those babies to good use!
Posted by chelseamb11[/QUOTE]



Ew, Chelsea! I don't even let FI touch them! Those are for our future children only!!!! I don't want them to be ruined and become infertile or something.

chelseamb11

You should send a pic into Victoria's Secret. I bet they'll want you.  Ya know, since your'e so perfect

Megbo2012

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[QUOTE]When I was in ballet, and started to grow boobs, mine came in fast and big. My ballet teacher taught us to wear a sports brad and then cover that with duck tape to make us look smaller. It hurt like hell, but it did work on making me look smaller for all the dances.  IDK if that will help.
Posted by Danidawn20[/QUOTE]



I do have duct tape, thanks!!!!! Do they make nude duct tape? I know they make hello kitty...I'm just thinking for the wedding the way my dress is cut (it's a v neck all the way down to my belly button) it might show!!!! Imagine silver duct tape there?! So classy! The nude definitely won't show...right?!?

kristin183

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Omg TMI : I do have duct tape, thanks!!!!! Do they make nude duct tape? I know they make hello kitty...I'm just thinking for the wedding the way my dress is cut (it's a v neck all the way down to my belly button) it might show!!!! Imagine silver duct tape there?! So classy! The nude definitely won't show...right?!?
Posted by Megbo2012[/QUOTE]


Maybe get some colored duct tape.. in your wedding colors.
It would be a nice accent.

kristin183

Maybe this video will help...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tPZkCeHeRU4

Megbo2012

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Omg TMI : Maybe get some colored duct tape.. in your wedding colors. It would be a nice accent.
Posted by kristin183[/QUOTE]



Omg I actually love this idea!!! Yellow is FI's favorite color! I'll get yellow duct tape! Does anyone know if I can get those fancy crystals like Swarsky or something to bedazzle the shiit out of it? It wouldn't be a wedding without some bling! I'm just worried my huge boobs will just pop right out of my dress like a friggin jack in the box! That would be mortifying!!!!!!!

Danidawn20

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Omg TMI : I do have duct tape, thanks!!!!! Do they make nude duct tape? I know they make hello kitty...I'm just thinking for the wedding the way my dress is cut (it's a v neck all the way down to my belly button) it might show!!!! Imagine silver duct tape there?! So classy! The nude definitely won't show...right?!?
Posted by Megbo2012[/QUOTE]
 IDK if they have nude, but I know they have some that looks like lace. That might look nice. <div>
</div><div>
</div><div>Also, I agree with you about motorboating. I refuse to let my FI motoboat my boobs. BTW, I'm a 36C almost D and I find that wearing Demi's work well too. </div>

chelseamb11

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Omg TMI : Omg I actually love this idea!!! Yellow is FI's favorite color! I'll get yellow duct tape! Does anyone know if I can get those fancy crystals like Swarsky or something to bedazzle the shiit out of it? It wouldn't be a wedding without some bling! I'm just worried my huge boobs will just pop right out of my dress like a friggin jack in the box! That would be mortifying!!!!!!!
Posted by Megbo2012[/QUOTE]

I woul djust get two real diamonds as your "bling".  Put one on the outside of the duct tape where your nipples are located

kristin183

Looks like they have all kinds... flames, cheetah print and etc. maybe your local Wal-Mart has some fancier ones.

Danidawn20

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Omg TMI : I woul djust get two real diamonds as your "bling".  Put one on the outside of the duct tape where your nipples are located
Posted by chelseamb11[/QUOTE]
 I think this is a great idea. I think real bling rocks!

Megbo2012

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Omg TMI : I woul djust get two real diamonds as your "bling".  Put one on the outside of the duct tape where your nipples are located
Posted by chelseamb11[/QUOTE]



Those would have to be some massive diamonds!!!! I might get the diamonds, but then put them in a safe JIC and use CZ. I'm worried people might literally rip them off my chest! My friends are crazy!

chelseamb11

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Omg TMI : Those would have to be some massive diamonds!!!! I might get the diamonds, but then put them in a safe JIC and use CZ. I'm worried people might literally rip them off my chest! My friends are crazy!
Posted by Megbo2012[/QUOTE]

You can never be too careful!

Danidawn20

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Omg TMI : Those would have to be some massive diamonds!!!! I might get the diamonds, but then put them in a safe JIC and use CZ. I'm worried people might literally rip them off my chest! My friends are crazy!
Posted by Megbo2012[/QUOTE]

<div>
</div><div>How are they crazy? Crazy people can be good, or bad, depends on the amount of cray, cray</div>

Megbo2012

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Omg TMI : How are they crazy? Crazy people can be good, or bad, depends on the amount of cray, cray
Posted by Danidawn20[/QUOTE]



Crazy enough to try and steal my man away in gym class under the bleachers!! That's not even a cliche! It totally happened! She was like, yanking down his jorts and I caught her! I wanted to uninvite her but she's like rich kind of so I want to keep around so she'll buy my kitchen aid mixer.

kristin183

So crazy because I just read this article the other day....
Drink coffee.. it will help shrink those suckers.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1079669/Drinking-cups-coffee-day-shrinks-womens-breasts.html

Danidawn20

Coffee shrinks boobs! great,

 Also I would keep the rich girl, she might get you a better gift than a kitchen aid mixer. Who knows, you could talk her into paying for the wedding. 

Megbo2012

Dani, she paid for some things. I was like I deserve to have this!!! So she used daddy's CC. Oh well. Bitch has to spend a minimum each year anyways. I'll probs keep her around in case my Toyota dies so she can get me a new one!!!

Danidawn20

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[QUOTE]Dani, she paid for some things. I was like I deserve to have this!!! So she used daddy's CC. Oh well. Bitch has to spend a minimum each year anyways. I'll probs keep her around in case my Toyota dies so she can get me a new one!!!
Posted by Megbo2012[/QUOTE]
 Go for it Chicka! Use the crazy B the best you can

Shelly527IN

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[QUOTE]Dani, she paid for some things. I was like I deserve to have this!!! So she used daddy's CC. Oh well. Bitch has to spend a minimum each year anyways. I'll probs keep her around in case my Toyota dies so she can get me a new one!!!
Posted by Megbo2012[/QUOTE]

Hey, maybe she can pay for a breast reduction for you!  If that doesn't work, I'd go for the cheetah print duct tape.

PopPow

Yeah you don't want those massive things popping out in the recieveing line. You might put an eye out then there would be a lawsuit and your friends daddy might have to hire you a lawyer..but wait maybe you could go on Judge Judy!

peachykeen26

Oh oh, I know. Apply for a zipcode with the post office first!

Then just get some nipple tassles. Oh, and stop working out because that makes them bigger you know.

Melissa603

You could tape down the side of your boob where it isnt exposed by the slit. You might almost rip your nipple off taking it off though :

Danidawn20

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[QUOTE]You could tape down the side of your boob where it isnt exposed by the slit. You might almost rip your nipple off taking it off though :
Posted by Melissa603[/QUOTE]

<div>
</div><div>gut you won't really need your nipple anyways</div>

Hulkster2012

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re:Omg TMI : gut you won't really need your nipple anyways
Posted by Danidawn20[/QUOTE]

<div>Umm she needs to breastfeed!</div>

Megbo2012

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re:Omg TMI : Umm she needs to breastfeed!
Posted by Hulkster2012[/QUOTE]

<div>Right Husky?! WTF?! Like that's how I plan on getting my kids through college. It will be a unique care package, but a healthy and nutritious one at that.  Also, how else are we supposed to send them to the University of Pheonix!? That ish ain't cheap!</div>

Booya69

B's are not large breasts. And you are not perfect, you wear glasses. If you were perfect you wouldn't need them.

megbo2013

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[QUOTE]So, I got this new BC (soooo TMI) and like, my boobs grew. I don't know what to do with them! They grew at least a full size! Wtf?! I'm almost a C now so I'm like legit falling over. I also run a lot (not right now, boo) so that will make me way slower!!! Instead of running 7 minute pace on my long runs I'll be running like 7:45's! So slow! Wtf! All I can do is swim and it's not making them smaller. What do I do?! My body is like super perfect so I don't want to look disproportional! Also it pushed me over into triple digits! Wtf?! Who weights triple digits?! I feel so fat! What did you do when you hit puberty and your boobs grew like 2 sizes (or in some cases 10 sizes)?! How do I shrink them? Is there liposuction for that?! HALP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Posted by Megbo2012[/QUOTE]
<font face="Verdana" size="4">I know you are nobody's fool, but maybe someone will adopt you.</font>