pissed...

jennlin

so my psychotic (literally) neighbor took a kids activity book. she told me this today....and well, one of my nephews didn't get one and wanted one...... he didn't even get the crayons wrapped with his name on them... who the heck would steal crayons with someone elses' name on them? obviously they weren't yours!

dbraulik

Nice. Perhaps you could say to her something like... Oh great. We thought it was lost forever. My nephew couldn't find his. Can I get that from you so I can give it to my x year old nephew?

jennlin

i told her my nephew was looking for his but she just had a blank look on her face like she didn't care. she said she wanted it for her scrapbook because it was so cute. pissed pissed pissed!!! ugh...

cupcakepirate

WTF? This neighbor is how old? Maybe I'm a horrible person, but I'd demand them back. Why is she putting together a scrap book from your wedding stuff? That is kind of creepy.

jennlin

yup. hella creepy. she got mad at her husband for ripping the envelope the invite came in (that she demanded and guilt tripped me into giving her).

Tygirljojo

Woooow.  Is this one of the neighbors that hated you anyway, or is this a new one?

jennlin

oh she's 24....and calls her my "mom" when she's 6 months older than me....tells me she's "four years ahead of me in life" when she got married 3 years before me.......(wtf??!!)

jennlin

tygirl~ the neighbors that hated us were at my parents house...this is brand spankin' new neighbors at the new house.

Tygirljojo

Yikes, I was afraid of that.  That is CREEPY!  Maybe if you stop by their place on Halloween, she'll be normal?

therickson

That is strange... I would probably ask for it back saying that mu little cousin was so upset... Can you make any more?

sarack

Creepy Jenn!!! She is collecting stuff from your wedding? weirdo alert!

cupcakepirate

Keep your curtains and blinds closed at night so she doesn't make a scrap book out of you and DH. Creeper.

jennlin

she pestered me about it from like day 2 that we moved in and we told them there was no room but FIL came over one day and was like "your cousins not coming" multiple times and they'd be all "seeeee? there's room!". we figure we should be cordial with our neighbors but now she thinks we're BFF and family and everything. drives me insane!!!!!

koosh ball

Is this the neighbor with the big boobs?

jennlin

haha yes, koosh. did you notice she was psychotic?

Tygirljojo

The girls wern't trying to fall out or anything, were they?

jennlin

no they were fine

koosh ball

Yes, she was driving me a bit nuts.

jennlin

oh koosh...do tell. she also told me she got into a fight with my cousin at the table.....i don't believe her...one. bit. she  makes up crap all the time.....one of my fave past times now is talking about her crazy stories.

KST_

WOW. Making a scrapbook of your new neighbor's wedding is just a bit too SWF for me! What kind of biitch steals something labeled for a child?!?! Yes...I hope this is your starter home and you plan on moving before you have a child, otherwise, NEVER let her near your baby!

uwhuskygirl

You might want to go over to her house and make sure she doesn't have a shrine set up for you and DH and that's she not making Jenn and Kevin hair dolls... *shudders*

jennlin

unfortunately.....it's not a starter home. and she loves childeren. i'm thinking of ways to avoid letting her see the child now...and i really hope she gets the point before we have babies!

dbraulik

Yep. Creepy. Was going to write more. But nope, that sums it up. Creepy.