So... I am SUCH a determined person. I FINALLY figured out these blasted labels!!! I was so irritated trying to figure it out the way that I was doing it that I had to switch it up. {You have to do something different to yield different results!} So, I put my Publisher thing on a full sized page. I've always seen the rulers at the top and bottom of the page but NEVER thought that they were useable! lol. So, I wanted my labels 1.5x7.5. Would you BELIEVE that the dumb rulers stay in place and actually allow you to measure the paper?! HA! So, at every 1.5inch, I drew a line. Then at the top, I drew a vertical line at the 7.5 mark. I pasted my design and our return address in each label. {7 per page.} Then I used text boxes to do the recipient's addresses! I printed out the first {and only at this time} page and used my little cutting machine to cut it. They are PERFECT!!! YAY! I can go to sleep happy!