I borrowed a page from James Lipton (Inside the Actor's Studio). For those of you insistent upon working, I apologize in advance, join the reindeer games when you can. For those of us testing the boundaries of our hr department, ret....set.....go!
1. First Name?
2. Were you named after anyone?
3. Do you wish on stars?
4. When did you last cry? why?
5. Do you like your handwriting? Why?
6. What is your favorite lunch meat?
7. What is your birth date?
8. What is your most embarrassing CD?
9. If you were another person, would YOU be friends with you?
10. What’s on your iphone, ipad, ithing?
18. Do you have a journal?
Ya’ll payin attention? what happened to # 11 -17? 
19. Do you use sarcasm a lot?
20. What are your nicknames?
21. Would you bungee jump?
22. Do you untie your shoes when you take them off?
23. Do you think that you are strong?
24. What is your favorite ice cream flavor?
25. What is your favorite cereal?
26. Shoe Size?
27. Red or pink?
28. What is your least favorite thing about yourself?
29. Who do you miss most?
30. What color pants and shoes are you wearing?
31. What are you listening to right now?
32. Last yummy thing you ate.
33. If you were a crayon, what color would you be?
34 What is the weather like right now?
35. Last person you talked to on the phone?
36. The first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
37. Favorite Drink?
38. Favorite Sport?
39. Hair Color?
40. Eye Color?
41. Do you wear contacts?
42. Favorite Food?
43. Last Movie You Watched?
44. Favorite Day of the Year?
45. Scary Movies or Happy Endings?
46. Summer or Winter?
47. Hugs or Kisses?
48. What Is Your Favorite Dessert?
49. Favorite quote from a movie?
50. Favorite quote from history?
51. Living Arrangements?
52. Books Are You Reading?
53. What's On Your Mouse Pad?
54. What Did You Watch Last night on TV?
55. Favorite Smells?
56. Favorite Sounds?
57. What's the furthest you've been from home?
58. Do you have a special talent?
59. Is there anything that you want to do in 2013?
60. I think dogs:
61. I think cats:
62. Regarding liking what I do, on a scale of 1 to 10, today my job is a
63. I've been in love_______ time(s) before.
64. I've recited the it's-not-you-it's-me-speech ___ time(s) before
65. I've never caused a car accident: Yes (means you haven’t) ____ No (means you have)___
66. Croutons or Bacon Bits:
67. 2 doors or 4 (on a car):
68. Pepsi or Coke:
69. On vacation are you an early riser or late sleeper:
70. Roller coasters or Parasailing:
71. Dumpee or Dumper:
72. Salad Dressing:
73. Color of socks:
74. Fave day of the week --- why?
75. Song that makes you get up every time:
76. I'm known most often for saying:
77. I would bring my woman flowers if:
78. Vanilla or Chocolate:
79. How many times did you fail your Permit and/or Drivers License test:
80. The last person that I got mail (real mail not electronic) from is:
81. Ever been convicted of a crime?
82. What do you do most often when you are bored?
83. What words or phrases do you overuse:
84. Name the person that you are friends with that lives the farthest from you:
85. My most annoying thing/petpeeve is:
86. What sound or noise do you hate?:
87. What sound or noise do you love?:
88. What is your favorite word?:
89. What is your least favorite word?:
90. Name something you've done recently that you wouldn't have years ago:
91. If God exists, what would you like to hear him say when you reach the pearly gates?: