Tell Em Tuesday

[Deleted User]

Dear Chaka,

You put in work girl and it shows.  But one upside down pear to another, respectfully, it may not be time for skin-fit gold lame just yet. 

Dear Kevin Hart,

Thanks for making me ask my 12 year old what *ridin around gittin it* means.  Sadly, she knew.

Dear Energy Level,

you suck. 

signed too much tv not enough movement

CaseynMike

I am going to beat Bae in his damn ankles if he doesn't get me a better guest list than the crap he has now

Marla (2)
Mike
Pookie (3)
T-Shan (3)

NEGROID I need a FULL list with names
Oh yeah we need addresses too Bae.

ya'll why is he doing this to me?

kittybutton

Dear 2yr old daghter,
 
Please stop coming in mommy and daddy's bedroom at 1 and 5 am talking bout you wanna watch dora "like its her damn stories" No ma'am , Mommy is TIRED..please get back on your regular sleep pattern. LOL

Dear FMIL,

 Please stop talking about you gona come to Houston the Friday before the wedding and look for something to wear to the wedding...Ma'am get yo life!!

Dear Patients

Please don't come up in here this morning talking about all the problems that dont have anything to do with your heart. WE ARE CARDIOLOGY! I dont wanna hear about you "needing something" for that STD you have SMH.

Dear Bipolar Ass Houston Weather

Make up yo damn mind! HOT COLD RAIN SUN? Hell I know I should be use to this but C'mon man!!!!

Signed...Ms. Tired of the Kaos

kittybutton

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/cultural-wedding-boards_african-american-weddings_tell-em-tuesday-2?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Cultural Wedding BoardsForum:400Discussion:798298b5-1e2f-41e1-972e-099c56709fbePost:5da44037-8ab1-486c-9a8a-6e99e57750fd">Re: Tell Em Tuesday</a>:
[QUOTE]<strong><font color="#800080">I am going to beat Bae in his damn ankles </font></strong>if he doesn't get me a better guest list than the crap he has now Marla (2) Mike Pookie (3) T-Shan (3) NEGROID I need a FULL list with names Oh yeah we need addresses too Bae. ya'll why is he doing this to me?
Posted by CaseynMike[/QUOTE]

HAHHAHAHAHA Not his ankles??!!?? LMAO

[Deleted User]

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/cultural-wedding-boards_african-american-weddings_tell-em-tuesday-2?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Cultural%20Wedding%20BoardsForum:400Discussion:798298b5-1e2f-41e1-972e-099c56709fbePost:5da44037-8ab1-486c-9a8a-6e99e57750fd">Re: Tell Em Tuesday</a>:
[QUOTE]I am going to <strong>beat Bae in his damn ankles</strong> if he doesn't get me a better guest list than the crap he has now Marla (2) Mike Pookie (3) T-Shan (3) NEGROID I need a FULL list with names Oh yeah we need addresses too Bae. ya'll why is he doing this to me?
Posted by CaseynMike[/QUOTE]

you owe me a new computer monitor.


<a href="http://cdn.cl9.vanillaforums.com/downloaded/ver1.0/content/images/store/5/14/4527fab5-72c9-4c92-8e0b-348217df533f.large.gif" title="Click to view a larger photo" class="PhotoLink"> <img src="http://cdn.cl9.vanillaforums.com/downloaded/ver1.0/content/images/store/5/14/4527fab5-72c9-4c92-8e0b-348217df533f.medium.gif" alt="" /></a>

kthowell

Dear late Rsvp people,

Dont be mad when you dont have a seat because I am going to be worrying about nothing that day. I teach children not adults, if you cant understand what rsvp by July 1 mean guess what your a** will be sitting on the floor.

Love me

Dear Babymama,

Please just let it go d*mn.

Love the wife to be

CaseynMike

kittybutton yes like the lady did in Misery!! Close your eyes and picture the board between the feet and a good old hammer Swing left WHAM swing right WHAM...Get me my list damnit!

sultryzulu  BUWAHAHAHA why?? Did you spit out coffee, water, juice or something on it? LMBO!

CaseynMike

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/cultural-wedding-boards_african-american-weddings_tell-em-tuesday-2?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Cultural Wedding BoardsForum:400Discussion:798298b5-1e2f-41e1-972e-099c56709fbePost:a9fd7ca7-b3ff-43e0-82a5-36ba84676fe1">Re: Tell Em Tuesday</a>:
[QUOTE]Dear 2yr old daghter,   Please stop coming in mommy and daddy's bedroom at 1 and 5 am talking bout you wanna watch dora "like its her damn stories" No ma'am , Mommy is TIRED..please get back on your regular sleep pattern. LOL Dear FMIL,  Please stop talking about you gona come to Houston the Friday before the wedding and look for something to wear to the wedding...Ma'am get yo life!! Dear Patients Please don't come up in here this morning talking about all the problems that dont have anything to do with your heart. WE ARE CARDIOLOGY! I dont wanna hear about you "needing something" for that STD you have SMH. <strong><font color="#33cccc">Dear Bipolar Ass Houston Weather Make up yo damn mind! HOT COLD RAIN SUN? Hell I know I should be use to this but C'mon man!!!!</font></strong> Signed...Ms. Tired of the Kaos
Posted by kittybutton[/QUOTE]


LMBO I went from worse to horrible weather when I moved from Houston to Louisiana...in the swamps you never know when it will rain, when we will have flip flops on for Christmas etc lol

[Deleted User]

@ kitty - consult the ancestors re: *sleepytime* milk.  my mother would tell you with a quickenss that a teaspoon of hennessey = happiness for all.  it's a wonder we're still here ain't it?  lol.

@ karla - sitting on the floor is still a spot.  LMAO!! girl lemme stop playing with you, they know they need to quit it.

@ case - mochaccino.  shunta been in my mouth in the first place.  but i was just thinking don't nobody (i know) but black women come up with em like that, who thefuck is slapping somebody in they ankle?   for some reason it reminded me of Kevin Hart facing Ron Artest (stronger version of Prince) on the basketball court.  as a people, we're not well. lol!!

MissusD1116

Dear Mama, Please stop stressing me out with your car buying experience. I know you want to give aunt stene her van back ASAP cause you tired of her tryna check up on it. Imma need you to stick to one damn car and no be all over the place looking at random cars. I have given you a narrowed list to look at. Also, stop test driving cars over to my house when I'm working, yes, I know I work at the house, but you cannot continue to text me saying " I'm downstairs, come out and look at this one!" JUST BUY A FREAKING CAR ALREADY! YOU ARE DRIVING US ALL TO DRINK HEAVIER THAN WE ALREADY DO!!! Love, Your inebriated daughter and son in law Dear FI, I'm gonna need you to stop getting your undies in a twist every time I tell you how much something is gonna cost. I know that you prefer everything free and not have to spend money, but this is getting old. You will mess up the entire aura because you are uncomfortable. GOD makes a way for us every time. Don't forget your faith....Lord knows, I hope and pray you get this promotion at work, cause I have claimed it!!! Love, Your extra frustrated soon to be wife

pearls687

Dear Hubby,

I'ma need you not to ask me what's for dinner as soon as you walk in the door.  Even though "you is smart, you is kind, and you is important", this ain't The Help so you could at least ask about my day or something first.  K?  Thanks.

Wifey

CaseynMike

@Sultry...funny part is I got that from Bae...he is a movie head and we both remembered that woman in Misery beating that man in his ankles and we just always say it now! LMBO!!

mdktmk

Gotta get in on this.... LOL

Dear 6 month old Daughter, 

       Stop teething and crying for no reason!! You can't be hungry, your eating babyfood and just had a bottle. I just played with you. We did My Baby Can Read.  Your changed, fed, and clean Love you much. But stop with the attention crying!!!

Dear Co-worker,

     Do your freaking job!!! Hate coming to work praying you've done YOUR job!! 

Dear Fiance, 

     Quit dirtying dishes and I just clean!!! Goodness man. No one should have a full course meal at 11 pm..

Dear 160, 

     Where are you. You are so missed. My 195 says "Hello"

Thank you, 

  This was needed...

[Deleted User]

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/cultural-wedding-boards_african-american-weddings_tell-em-tuesday-2?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Cultural%20Wedding%20BoardsForum:400Discussion:798298b5-1e2f-41e1-972e-099c56709fbePost:500914f3-fef6-48c5-a440-9a2d5c1a1742">Re: Tell Em Tuesday</a>:
[QUOTE]Dear Hubby, I'ma need you not to ask me what's for dinner as soon as you walk in the door.  Even though "you is smart, you is kind, and you is important", this ain't The Help so you could at least ask about my day or something first.  K?  Thanks. Wifey
Posted by pearls687[/QUOTE]

you is dumb.


<a href="http://cdn.cl9.vanillaforums.com/downloaded/ver1.0/content/images/store/12/0/6cab1ed8-59b2-4580-9049-3c064905f660.large.jpg" title="Click to view a larger photo" class="PhotoLink"> <img src="http://cdn.cl9.vanillaforums.com/downloaded/ver1.0/content/images/store/12/0/6cab1ed8-59b2-4580-9049-3c064905f660.medium.jpg" alt="" /></a>

wait, tony know how to cook or it's such that you rather he didnt lol.

miyah you better stop blockin, mama got a plan.  test drive a different car every week leaves zero payments at the end of the month.  now.

case steve's a movie head too and one of our mutual faves is west side story.   there's a part where the youngest wannabe gangmember (who's a girl) is describing the fatal fight between the sharks and jets.  In talking about the point where riff pulls out the gun, she goes "then out came the bad news see"   We.  Die.    TMI warning, stop reading now.   Now every once in a while when we're romantic I'll say out comes the bad news!  it's dumb but it cracks us up everytime.

[Deleted User]

Tiff you DID NOT just tell baby girl to stop teething...........for no reason!!

ROTFLMAO!!!   thehayle?

pearls687

Yeah, he knows how to cook, he's just spoiled (my fault).....and apparently STARVING. lollllll   The kids are gone this week so I'm thinking I should board up the kitchen and post a CONDEMNED sign so we can dine out ...  I mean have date night... daily!  (It's all about the presentation!)  hahahahahaha

MissusD1116

Sultry, *in my Antoine Dodson voice* "you are so DUMB, you are really DUMB, FOR REAL." LOL!

footballwife77

Dear Fiance,

You SIR are PI$$ING ME THE FCK OFF!!! When you proposed you turned into groomzilla and started directing everything. Now that it's time to actually get shyt done you do it half A$$. FOR. REAL. I love you, but i wanna choke the MESS out of you!!!

Also,I know how awesome I am and you think i'm a full of all this magical power that can wave a wand and all of a sudden the house is clean, the dishes/laundry are done, and there's a meal on the table, HOWEVER i'm not a damn mind reader. quit telling me last minute we need shyt or we got plans in 20minutes.

Dear Job- I'm on vacation. SUCK IT!

MrsBoss2012

Dear Future Grandma,

You forced these 12 extra invites on us for these people who are like 75-90 yrs old and have no intention on coming from California to Ohio for our wedding but you think they will send us a "financial gift." Then once I get to the post office the guy says the zip codes in California start with 9's not 4's and he had to look them all up. So thank you for giving us the wrong info and causing him to hand write over the nicely printed envelopes.

Dear FFIL and FMIL,

Did you seriously just text me 2 addresses I have been asking for the last 16 months. The envelopes have been printed and invites have gone out. Thanks but no thanks. Also, just call the restaurant and provide your CC number to book the space for the rehearsal dinner. We told you already that FI and I LOVE this place. There is no need for you to wait until you can schedule a time to come an hour to visit us and see the restaurant for yourself. Seriously?!

Signed,

My family is better than this.

[Deleted User]

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/cultural-wedding-boards_african-american-weddings_tell-em-tuesday-2?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Cultural%20Wedding%20BoardsForum:400Discussion:798298b5-1e2f-41e1-972e-099c56709fbePost:5711a7c8-2288-4b09-be64-3a8066193a06">Re: Tell Em Tuesday</a>:
[QUOTE]Dear Fiance, You SIR are PI$$ING ME THE FCK OFF!!! When you proposed you turned into groomzilla and started directing everything. Now that it's time to actually get shyt done you do it half A$$. FOR. REAL. I love you, but i wanna choke the MESS out of you!!! Also,I know how awesome I am and you think i'm a full of all this magical power that can wave a wand and all of a sudden the house is clean, the dishes/laundry are done, and there's a meal on the table, HOWEVER i'm not a damn mind reader. quit telling me last minute we need shyt or we got plans in 20minutes. Dear Job- I'm on vacation. SUCK IT!
Posted by footballwife77[/QUOTE]

*fastblink*

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

ay Tash, didn't I get home yesterday and walk smooth past the vacuum cleaner steve left on the stairs??   80% of any task.  I PROMISE I'm gonna be in court one day and end my statement with "and that's when I stabbed him your honor" 

t you fancy?  see what happens when you play in the kitchen like that?? they nut up and can't find it no more.  lol!!!   we had date night last night, went to see the Intouchables (once your inner grammar nerd gets over that, it's actually pretty good)  - he's already in the town where the movie theater is, so he goes bay (mine too Case ;)  meet me here.  I park and he goes do you have any cash I didn't bring any?   a) they take cards necro.   b)  I drove here and you just asked me for money, this is the raggediest date i've ever been on.   but then c) he pointed out the dent in my bigtoe french pedicure so, well played sir, well played.

miyah stop hatin, just come downstairs with a 5 for some gas. 

madimyluv

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/cultural-wedding-boards_african-american-weddings_tell-em-tuesday-2?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Cultural Wedding BoardsForum:400Discussion:798298b5-1e2f-41e1-972e-099c56709fbePost:5da44037-8ab1-486c-9a8a-6e99e57750fd">Re: Tell Em Tuesday</a>:
[QUOTE]I am going to beat Bae in his damn ankles if he doesn't get me a better guest list than the crap he has now Marla (2) Mike Pookie (3) T-Shan (3) NEGROID I need a FULL list with names Oh yeah we need addresses too Bae. ya'll why is he doing this to me?
Posted by CaseynMike[/QUOTE]

LMAO!

keyaira04

Dear FI, 

I really do understand you are in school, but you are getting on my last nerves this week. I'm half-past tired with putting up with you and your selfishness. And sir, you betta have a solid plan for this ring because you are on the clock and if I do not have it by 9/1/2012, I'm calling the whole thing OFF, yes again, until I get it. It would be NICE if you would propose again during our vacation and have my ring then...but wait, you can't find that suggestion in a law book, can you? I'm so sick of this conversation.

Get it together, 

Future wifey

tirathemrs

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/cultural-wedding-boards_african-american-weddings_tell-em-tuesday-2?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Cultural%20Wedding%20BoardsForum:400Discussion:798298b5-1e2f-41e1-972e-099c56709fbePost:1c22dd81-ab54-4375-8c7f-f58562ed794d">Re: Tell Em Tuesday</a>:
[QUOTE]Dear FI,  I really do understand you are in school, but you are getting on my last nerves this week. I'm half-past tired with putting up with you and your selfishness. And sir, you betta have a solid plan for this ring because you are on the clock and if I do not have it by 9/1/2012, I'm calling the whole thing OFF, yes again, until I get it. It would be NICE if you would propose again during our vacation and have my ring then...but wait, you can't find that suggestion in a law book, can you? I'm so sick of this conversation. Get it together,  Future wifey
Posted by keyaira04[/QUOTE]
 <div>Girl i truly feel you im still waiting on mine...and my response is your gonna get it septemberish, octoberish im like wat the hell is that... SMH</div>

msbdumas

Yes..I was waiting for this !!! Ok here we go ! Dear customers...please don't come into the shop and be listening to my confo and texting my FI while u ear hustling thinking you doing something..when I find which one of you was doing..I got something for you and then you can text him about that Dear owner of the shop...even tho I'm off on payday when I come in the very next day can you PLEASE have my check in an envelope, sealed, and ready to be handed to me when I walk in the dorr not on Friday or Saturday...I got bills to pay and gas to put in my car...THANK YOU !! Dear 8 year old..please stop worrying about buying you some DAMN cleets...you will get them before the season starts...ugghhhh !!!! Last but not least..Darling FI..I love you honey...you are my hearts joy..but if you don't put them DAMN clean clothes up after I have washed and folded them...I'm going to karate chop you in the neck !!! Ok...thanks I'm done..leave the stage !!

mdktmk

sultryzulu, Yes I did. I love her to death. But Cece can cry for hours if I let her. HOURS!!!! I waited until I was 31 to have a child for a reason. I can't stand the crying and whining... I can deal with dirty diapers, baths, feeding and doctor visits. But crying... AWWW HELL NAW!!

[Deleted User]

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/cultural-wedding-boards_african-american-weddings_tell-em-tuesday-2?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Cultural%20Wedding%20BoardsForum:400Discussion:798298b5-1e2f-41e1-972e-099c56709fbePost:47c46dda-677f-4bf2-9922-02fad6d69120">Re: Tell Em Tuesday</a>:
[QUOTE]sultryzulu, Yes I did. I love her to death. But Cece can cry for hours if I let her. HOURS!!!! I waited until I was 31 to have a child for a reason. I can't stand the crying and whining... I can deal with dirty diapers, baths, feeding and doctor visits. But crying... AWWW HELL NAW!!
Posted by mdktmk[/QUOTE]

awww tiff.  hours though?  girl is there a medical issue?  she's old enough to say if something's bothering her right?  lawdhafmercy, you better get every dora, nemo, elmo and barney tape known to man she is not playing.    I was 31 when twirlygirl came along (she's an only for a reason) - chile her colic damn near severed my spinal cord.   10pm-2am every. crackalackin. night.   that's why i'm asking if it's medical, her stomach and immune system were a mess.   HOURS at a time {headshakey} not normal.  marvin sapp's never would've made it.  

CaseynMike

OMG Parker has your baby beat hunny! Parker is my youngest and would wake her tail up every night at 10:30 and was up until 5 am...she wasn't crying until she realized you were sleep but lawd she had colic and prior to her and I going to the dr we slept in the laundry room with the dryer running...white noise soothed her only for a little while...then we went to the dr when I felt like my brain was trying to escape through my eye sockets and he prescribed some sulfate drops!! Thank God for baby Jesus because they worked like a pro!!

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/cultural-wedding-boards_african-american-weddings_tell-em-tuesday-2?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Cultural Wedding BoardsForum:400Discussion:798298b5-1e2f-41e1-972e-099c56709fbePost:9513c337-742d-4cd9-b82e-731be3f09472">Re: Tell Em Tuesday</a>:
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Tell Em Tuesday : awww tiff.  hours though?  girl is there a medical issue?  she's old enough to say if something's bothering her right?  lawdhafmercy, you better get every dora, nemo, elmo and barney tape known to man she is not playing.    I was 31 when twirlygirl came along (she's an only for a reason) - chile her colic damn near severed my spinal cord.   <font color="#ff0000"><strong><em><u>10pm-2am every. crackalackin. night</u></em></strong></font>.   that's why i'm asking if it's medical, her stomach and immune system were a mess.   HOURS at a time {headshakey} not normal.  marvin sapp's never would've made it.  
Posted by sultryzulu[/QUOTE]

pearls687

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/cultural-wedding-boards_african-american-weddings_tell-em-tuesday-2?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Cultural Wedding BoardsForum:400Discussion:798298b5-1e2f-41e1-972e-099c56709fbePost:7a91e432-8276-457b-b2ce-674d34e81b2b">Re: Tell Em Tuesday</a>:
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Tell Em Tuesday : *fastblink* BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! ay Tash, didn't I get home yesterday and walk smooth past the vacuum cleaner steve left on the stairs??   80% of any task.  I PROMISE I'm gonna be in court one day and end my statement with "and that's when I stabbed him your honor"  t you fancy?  see what happens when you play in the kitchen like that?? they nut up and can't find it no more.  lol!!!   we had date night last night, went to see the Intouchables (once your inner grammar nerd gets over that, it's actually pretty good)  - he's already in the town where the movie theater is, so he goes bay (mine too Case ;)  meet me here.  I park and he goes do you have any cash I didn't bring any?   a) they take cards necro.   b)  I drove here and you just asked me for money, <strong>this is the raggediest date i've ever been on</strong>.   but then c) he pointed out the dent in my bigtoe french pedicure so, well played sir, well played. miyah stop hatin, just come downstairs with a 5 for some gas. 
Posted by sultryzulu[/QUOTE]


<strong>Hilarious.org!</strong>

mdktmk

Not medical, sultryzulu. She had no reflux, took to the breast milk and formula without any issues. She was colic in the beginning but that subsided after 4 months. I honestly think Cece just wants to be held. All day, everyday. I can't get anything done. I work every other Saturday and every Sunday, Monday, Tuesday night from 7 pm to 7 am. Hell, I'm at work on break typing right now. I'm tired Wednesday morning. But that's our worse day. Cece is effin' head strong. And she'll cry for hours if I let her. I. CAN"T. STAND. IT. I love my chocolate muffin to death, but the crying. She'll cry so much that after 30 mins I'll cave, stop what I'm done to pick her up. She's clammy, cold and wet all over from crying. Cece'll win everytime.
Good Lawd!! CaseynMike, howdidyadoit!!!! I don't think I could've stand it without any sleep.

MrsSmith2Be02

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/cultural-wedding-boards_african-american-weddings_tell-em-tuesday-2?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Cultural Wedding BoardsForum:400Discussion:798298b5-1e2f-41e1-972e-099c56709fbePost:cd60c548-a7c1-407a-83b0-2f6ca0148ebd">Re: Tell Em Tuesday</a>:
[QUOTE]Gotta get in on this.... LOL Dear 6 month old Daughter,         Stop teething and crying for no reason!! You can't be hungry, your eating babyfood and just had a bottle. I just played with you. We did My Baby Can Read.  Your changed, fed, and clean Love you much. But stop with the attention crying!!! Dear Co-worker,      Do your freaking job!!! Hate coming to work praying you've done YOUR job!! <strong> Dear Fiance,       Quit dirtying dishes and I just clean!!! Goodness man. No one should have a full course meal at 11 pm..</strong> Dear 160,       Where are you. You are so missed. My 195 says "Hello" Thank you,    This was needed...
Posted by mdktmk[/QUOTE]

YES!!!! THis right HERE!

keysmit

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/cultural-wedding-boards_african-american-weddings_tell-em-tuesday-2?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Cultural Wedding BoardsForum:400Discussion:798298b5-1e2f-41e1-972e-099c56709fbePost:500914f3-fef6-48c5-a440-9a2d5c1a1742">Re: Tell Em Tuesday</a>:
[QUOTE]Dear Hubby, I'ma need you not to ask me what's for dinner as soon as you walk in the door.  <strong>Even though "you is smart, you is kind, and you is important"</strong>, this ain't The Help so you could at least ask about my day or something first.  K?  Thanks. Wifey
Posted by pearls687[/QUOTE]

LMAO.. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.. OMG. My FI do this too..