Hump Day Confessions

TysWife2Be

Dear Self,
Please get it together and call potential venues. You have gone home the past 2 nights and not done any research but you have no problem sitting up on TK for hours.

Dear FI,
Thanks for coming to have lunch with me yesterday. It was DELICIOUS!

Dear Co-Worker,
Please dont let the shady b**** get to you...she is NOT worth it.

Dear Mommy,
Thanks for helping keep me sane in this crazy process called wedding planning.

Dear Self (AGAIN),
Please stop being lazy and get the baby belly off...you are taking B-Pics in a few months and you need to get on it so its a routine...MY GOODNESS!

rodeo417

Dear Self,
  Go and exercise today... You must look fab in your dress..

Dear FI.
  I love you but if you cause me more stress you might not make it to the wedding alive.. hint hint.... stop listening to your mother..She aint paying fo jack up in here so she can kick rocks.
 
Dear Parents,
  I love you but your namesake aint invited either.. Don't ask me again. I am doing better without him then with him in my life. End of story.
 

lakishap

Dear FI,
 If you add or tell one more person about the wedding and give them an open invitation it's gone be me and you and I promise I'm going to win!

Dear FI co-workers,
  Stop asking FI if you are getting an invite to the wedding...we both know you just want to come so you can have something to talk about when you go back to work!

Dear Lisa (Zales salesperson),
  Thank you for calling FI to let him know that my ring has been marked down again and that he can pay it in full in such a small amount today.  Thanks to you, my ring is now paid off in full and has been sent off to be sized. 

winter443

Dear FI, if we don't design and print out these invites by Monday, you WILL be sorry!

TINAMM

Dear Monogram Lady, Does it really take over a week to do a monogram with two names and one initail??

Dear DH Thank you for making me feel better after my Grandmother went all invite crazy, olive juice!

Dear Sand Key parks dept, are you serious about charging 150$ for people to sit in dang on chairs?!! Im so sick of you people already.

Dear AAW Board, THANK YOU!

tamtam7

Dear Self,
You need to join a gym with the quickness.  Your wedding date is fast approaching and I'm sure you don't want to look ridiculous in your dress.  Also, maybe working out will help you sleep better at night.

Dear FI,
I love you and your dad will be fine.  He is a tough, strong man, and I'm so happy that he raised you to be the wonderful man that you are.

Dear BFF,
Stop being a hater and be happy for me.  I've been happy for you during the biggest events of your life, why can't you return the favor.

Dear Dad,
Thank you for being a wonderful and supportive father through the years.  I am so fortunate to have such a wonderful example of what a man should truly be in my life.  I just have one simple request.  Please pay for my honeymoon.  I have been so stressed out planning this wedding and I really need a vacation.

Dear Self (again),
You are fine.  Have no regrets about the decisions you've made in your life.  Everything will work out for the best.  Do not compare yourself to others because they ain't doing shyt either.  Just stay focused and goal oriented and everything will work out just fine.

MrClintonsFirstLady09

Dear God,
As always I want to thank you for your many blessings and keeping your loving arms around all of us and protecting us. I ask that you continue to keep my FMIL in your loving arms as she is going through a time in the hospital. I know you are able and you are real.

Dear FI,
Thank you for being a trooper through all of this madness. I know you are worried about your mom but I love you more and more everyday for putting others needs above your own to make sure everyone is ok. You are indeed a wonderful man. Oh thanks for that wonderful lunch. I just ate all of it and it was good.

Dear Computer,
I need to you to stop acting like I gave you a virus or something. you are moving extremely slow. Why can't the bank IT folk wait until everyone is gone for the night before loading all these security updates geesh, I got reports to do!

Dear State of North Carolina,
Why in the world do y'all gotta get money for EVERYTHING! For all the taxes we have to pay you, it look like you would show us what improvements you made with our money. Cause I ain't seent jack!

Dear Bank Account,
I am almost done taking from you. I know you are tired of seeing stuff come through almost daily. I am so sorry. April will be here in few weeks. I will let you recover soon.

Dear Paycheck,
Thank you for being the rubberband man and stretching every pay period. I am grateful.

Lastly...... Dear Bridal Party,
thank you for finally getting on the same damn page and cooperating. I thought I was going to have to start snapping on folks!

PressMe

Dear Self,

You need to go to the gym.  If you ever want to take b-pics, you need to get it together.

Dear FI,

Thanks for all your help with the planning.  Please get confirmations from your vendors, before I lose my mind.

Dear co-worker,

We both know you're a B**&h, but I'm going to let that slide for my own sanity.  From now on, only communicate with me via e-mail.

Dear Guests,

All the wedding and hotel information in on the website.  I didn't send you STDs for you to wait for the invitations to make your reservations.  Reading is fundamental and the Internet is a powerful too. Use it.