I got 2 weeks left.....

footballwife77

And WHY OH WHY does my MOH still not have a dress!!!!!?!?!?!!?!?!??!!??!?

keyaira04

oooo, she about to be tackled by the bride...dont mess with our footballwife. Dont you know she will tell you that you are now a guest? 

footballwife77

omg'osh Keyaira, You don't know the half. I seen this coming. she's a size 20, 18 on a good day. she ordered a 16. I KNEW this was going to happen. Told fiance she not gonna have a dress. she got all p'd off that i told him that and "I got the story wrong" which turned into a whole "i had a problem with you for 184984668 years".

end result: I didn't get the story wrong.

CaseynMike

UM this heffa is tripping Tash....she is not going to stop until she's in some dress from Target....

Toiizloved

Ummmmmm.. She better go on a water diet and make it work.. She trippin hard...............

footballwife77

@casey- She not going to be up in my wedding with some short azz dress, black tights, and a sparkly belt. It's my wedding NOT the club!

@toiz- LOL!!!! IKR!

deucedst96

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/cultural-wedding-boards_african-american-weddings_i-got-2-weeks-left?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Cultural Wedding BoardsForum:400Discussion:faf730ec-305a-4c97-b531-8e95e1bf9605Post:54f9d07a-b4d3-4585-95d9-d76c37ebcb08">Re: I got 2 weeks left.....</a>:
[QUOTE]Ummmmmm.. She better go on a <strong>water diet</strong> and make it work.. She trippin hard...............
Posted by Toiizloved[/QUOTE]

...water and <strong>AIR </strong>diet. LOL. ROTFL. Water and Air for the next 14 days!!

rowenac82

and why hasn't she seen a seamstress to have a piece put in the back with a corset back? is that not doable? Isn't your FMIL the  one that made your jacket? Can't she help?

keyaira04

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/cultural-wedding-boards_african-american-weddings_i-got-2-weeks-left?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Cultural%20Wedding%20BoardsForum:400Discussion:faf730ec-305a-4c97-b531-8e95e1bf9605Post:47c6d463-92d7-44c0-bee5-a6fd371f7032">Re: I got 2 weeks left.....</a>:
[QUOTE]@casey- She not going to be up in my wedding with<strong> some short azz dress, black tights, and a sparkly belt.</strong> It's my wedding NOT the club! @toiz- LOL!!!! IKR!
Posted by footballwife77[/QUOTE]<div>
</div><div>and boots w/ the fur. Its cold outside....LOL.</div>

MissusD1116

It's gonna be a SWEATER dress too at that!!! LOL!

M1ssJ

Maybe morgan's SIL can lend her the sweater dress

20pearls16

Hot azz mess!

keyaira04

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/cultural-wedding-boards_african-american-weddings_i-got-2-weeks-left?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Cultural%20Wedding%20BoardsForum:400Discussion:faf730ec-305a-4c97-b531-8e95e1bf9605Post:d87b894d-627f-4fbd-af90-7cf4751640a5">Re: I got 2 weeks left.....</a>:
[QUOTE]It's gonna be a SWEATER dress too at that!!! LOL!
Posted by MissusD1116[/QUOTE]<div>
</div><div>The sweater returns...at footballwife's wedding. SMH, MOH, SMH. 

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M1ssJ

D beat me too it lol

leatba

This. lmaoIn Response to Re:I got 2 weeks left.....:[QUOTE]It's gonna be a SWEATER dress too at that!!! LOL! Posted by MissusD1116[/QUOTE]

footballwife77

LMAO!!! Ya'll got jokes!

Ro- yes, she said she bringing to a seamstress however something tells me she just doesn't like the dress period she said it doesnt fit right, she has some allergic rash that the dress shows, and she wants to go to davids and burlington on friday. I told her she gonna have to find something off the rack if she does that because there's no time to order anything and then she started complaining about the $200 she's out. Well.... I'm not reimbursing her for that! Didn't nobody tell her to order that dress. she could've got over herself and went with all of us.

thedivav

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/cultural-wedding-boards_african-american-weddings_i-got-2-weeks-left?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Cultural%20Wedding%20BoardsForum:400Discussion:faf730ec-305a-4c97-b531-8e95e1bf9605Post:d87b894d-627f-4fbd-af90-7cf4751640a5">Re: I got 2 weeks left.....</a>:
[QUOTE]It's gonna be a SWEATER dress too at that!!! LOL!
Posted by MissusD1116[/QUOTE]<div>
</div><div>hollering lol </div><div>maybe she can get a body magic and squooze in to that beast </div><div>she just cant bref or sit down lol </div><div>

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ladycane015

OMG people are crazy!!! I'm in the same boat mine has been losing wight since December and hasn't lost a pound and ordered a dress fifty leven sizes too small. Looks like she won't be in the wedding. Who has time to deal with the crazies?! And J I died at the sweater dress lmfbo!!! That'll be cute for your MOHzilla Tash :

rowenac82

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/cultural-wedding-boards_african-american-weddings_i-got-2-weeks-left?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Cultural%20Wedding%20BoardsForum:400Discussion:faf730ec-305a-4c97-b531-8e95e1bf9605Post:56d68f1f-b631-4870-a9ad-37ccb5cffe11">Re: I got 2 weeks left.....</a>:
[QUOTE]LMAO!!! Ya'll got jokes! Ro- yes, she said she bringing to a seamstress however something tells me she just doesn't like the dress period she said it doesnt fit right, she has some allergic rash that the dress shows, and she wants to go to davids and burlington on friday. I told her she gonna have to find something off the rack if she does that because there's no time to order anything and then she started complaining about the $200 she's out. Well.... I'm not reimbursing her for that! Didn't nobody tell her to order that dress. she could've got over herself and went with all of us.
Posted by footballwife77[/QUOTE]

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</div><div>She needs to get it together ASAP! Like go sit down somewhere with all this mess but I know she is your MOH...so her only option is to get it together!!!</div>

cookdt5312014

oh she not in the wedding 2 weeks child please its a wrap!

nursing2u

nothing else needs to be said.....

One more guest to squeeze in at Table 16 back by the kitchen.... she can  wear her too tight and too short dress in the corner..

leatba

Lmao at table 16.

keyaira04

Lol table 16! Ha!

aquari0216

Yall got me LMAO!!!!! She damn sho didn't leave room for error!.....it'll work out...even if you bench her!

CreoleBride30

I called this a long time ago when you first posted this interesting conversation. SMH is all I can do. Everyone else has said it all...sweater dress, table 16, hot azz mess, ah hell naw, yada yada......AINT NOBODY GOT TIME FA DAT!!!!

Sweet Cha