Open Letter Tuesday!

mgoss228

Vent away!

mgoss228

Dear Work Fools,

I am not the Office Scapegoat... I see it nowhere in my job description.  I don't want to take all the flak on things YOU screwed up!  Nor do I want all of you to push off all the most undesirable projects on me all at once, because you all don't want to do it.
I'm getting married in 25 days.... please don't add further to the stress I'm already under!

Sincerely,
Stressed Out Admin


Dear Day,

Can you please be like 2 hours longer?  I have sooo much to do, and soooo little time to do it all!

Love,
Bride, who is pushed to the limit!


Yo Douche-Bags who play techno music loudly at night,

I hope you get herpes... in the butt.  F-U!!!!!!!

~ Your annoyed neighbor who wishes she could shank you in the face


Dear FI,

I you soooo much!  Thank you for taking on booking the Mother's Day Brunch, helping to figure out all the Transportation craziness, and being generally awesome!

Love,
Your adoring FIe

abrieckinthewall

Dear Carrier Service,
WTH!!!!!! When a company pays a lot of money for a document that to be delivered by 8, because it is to be in someones hands by 9... IT SHOULD BE THERE!!!! and thanks for not even coming up with an excuse. because guess what? Its my @$$ that will get in trouble for this.....
Thanks a lot,
a very ticked off customer



Dear rest of the world,
I'm seriously pissed. I'm sorry if I do something to hurt or offend you. Actully no I'm not. I don't get why you hate me world....
From,
confused!!


Dear FI,
I would very much appreciate it if you could give me a massage and some extra cuddle time tonight.
Thanks

Sharingourlove

Dear work:
Stop messing with me already!  You hired me to do a job, I know how to do it, so let me do it!  You keep telling me I need training for things I've done in the past - WTH?!?!  I am a grown up so please stop treating me like I'm a teenager at her first job.

Sincerely,
Frustrated employee

Dear body:
Enough already with the headaches and fatigue!  I have things to do, things I want to do and need energy and less pain to do them.  So if you would kindly either go away or manifest yourself to where the doctors can diagnose, I would be most grateful.

Thank you,
Frustrated mind

deeje55

I know I'm a couple days late to the open letter thing, but really need a vent....

Dear Coworkers,
Please stop acting like teenage girls, first I am the only girl that works here, you are all supposed to be grown men.  Second, you are all a bunch of idiots with your heads up your behinds, pull them out and try using them to think for yourselves.  Oh and BTW, in case anybody didn't know, I'm pretty much checked out on all the BS that surrounds my job, as I only have 16 DAYS till the wedding and 5 more work days counting today, so yeah not really into it at this point. 
Thanks,
Your soon to be on vacation coworker.

Dear FI's ex,
You didn't want him anymore, you are remarried.  You have a new life, you don't need to cause drama in mine.  Please just do the right thing for your son and quit F-ing around with him, mind games with a 5 year old don't really ever work out.  Just please agree for sure at this point to let him be in the wedding and be with us that weekend.  Yes, we do know that it's your weekend, but as we have explained multiple times, we let you have him on our weekend when you got married and you get him the next weekend after the wedding (our weekend) cause we will be gone.  Please just grow up.
Thanks,
A very frustrated soon to be step mom

Dear FI,
Thank you for being so wonderful and putting up with all my craziness.  I Love You!