OL Wednesday

DFWIndian

Dear wedding,
 Please end! I don't know if I can handle too much of this anymore. I just want it to get here.
- Bride tired of planning

Dear eyebrows,
I'm so glad you look pretty again. It honestly makes me feel better knowing there are two of you and it doesn't look like a caterpiller died on my face!
- Groomed girl

neetuandsachin

Dear Fairy Godmother,

I would really appreciate it if you could clone me, or if you really want to be nice to me, make 2 more of me! I need Clone A to handle work, Clone B to manage the wedding, and the original version of me needs to be at a day spa somewhere tropical.

Also, if you could make FI feel better from the icky germs I passed on to him last week, that would be excellent! He has hardly been able to do any of his to-do list b/c he's sick and could use a break as well. If he doesn't choreograph & teach me our dance soon, I will look like a monkey dancing around with no rhythm. 

Thanks -

Bride who is overwhelmed with her wedding to-do's and work to-do's and just wants a frozen raspberry mojito....or three. 

DFWIndian

I would get that drink! I felt the same way. I just had to toss something out the window when I realized I wasn't going to get time to work on them.

HisBelovedOne

Dear Neighbors,

It's 11:06 PM! SHUT UP ALREADY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Or go inside your own house where your noise is less likely to make my dog bark, wake up my kids, or both!

Sarah

SonaliPop

To someone I work with,

Stop being such a s*** in e-mails. Your snippy responses are unprofessional and rude. If someone asks you a question you previously answered, there is no need to highlight that fact. You are tactless and annoy me beyond belief. Thank goodness I see you rarely.