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Hump Day Funnies.

A duck walks into a store and asked the manager "Do you have any grapes?"
The manager tells the duck "no, we do not sell grapes" and the duck leaves. Next day same thing duck walks into a store and asks "Do you have any grapes?" Manager tells him "Like I said yesterday, no." Duck leaves. Next day same thing, duck walks into the store and asked the manager "do you have any grapes?" Manager is annoyed at this point and tells the duck "No, NO, a thousand times no! If you ask for grapes again I will nail your feet to the floor!" Duck leaves. Next day the duck ask the manager "Do you have any hammers?" Manager replies "No" Duck asks "do you have any nails?" Manager replies "No." The Duck "Do you have any grapes?"
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