Mom was called for jury duty for a rape/murder case. When asked the professions of her grown children, Mom said, "One daughter has been employed with [my law firm] for years, knows [several local and state gov't representatives] through work and socially, and has worked actively with [my boss] on the case against [local judge]. My other daughter works part time at [bookstore]. Need to know more?" She said the defense attorney gave her a hearty side-eye and took notes. She said the prosecution looked up at the defense attorney with wide eyes and they both said, "You're excused."
I'm sure she prepared that speech the minute the summons arrived in her mailbox.